Where's the Sock?
 

has anyone talked to or even seen that crazy irishman geRV on lately?

I DUNNO.
 

*.........tumble weeds roll by........church bell faintly chimes........potatoes fall out of sack..........guinness poured gently into underwear........*

hes in my pants right now why? eek:

Taking a "long" break from the PC...I suppose or he found a job.

he wanted to see how long it would take for someone to make a thread about his absence

Maybe he got a girlfriend.....or a boyfriend? eek:

maybe he smashed some skateboarders over the head again and is in jail now.

I'm guessing those meddling kids finally made off with his lucky charms.. shame annoy:

happy:

+1

GERV WHERE ART THOU NIGS?

This is the only remaining footage of Gerv just as he was trying out his new javelin set........unfortunately under some electric telephone cables...

[img]http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/2002-123/images/photo30a.jpg[/img]

annoy:

He's probably been busy with his political campaigning. He won the vote in Newry & Armagh.

You shall now call him "geRV MP".

he fell down and no one came to pick him up


or he bought the entire DVD set of monty python and has been watching it the entire time


one can only hope

my house

geRV's still around, it's just all these mods changing their names all
the time that confuses everyone.....he now posts as morpheustheguru.. annoy:

[quote="Eight Ace":23936]geRV's still around, it's just all these mods changing their names all
the time that confuses everyone.....he now posts as morpheustheguru.. annoy:[/quote:23936]

lmao

Gerv came to my house, I have no idea what happend.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f2258]Gerv came to my house, I have no idea what happend.[/quote:f2258]If he went to your house, you probably wouldn't be alive...the guy hated you.

[quote=Machette]If he went to your house, you probably wouldn't be alive...the guy hated you.[/quote:36df6]

Among other people.

[quote=Machette]If he went to your house, you probably wouldn't be alive...the guy hated you.[/quote:27570]

You're speaking in past tense like he's dead.

Anyway he probably went outside for a change and burst into ashes due to the sunlight hitting his pasty skin. RIP

[quote=Hollywood]You're speaking in past tense like he's dead.

Anyway he probably went outside for a change and burst into ashes due to the sunlight hitting his pasty skin. RIP[/quote:d1120]

So what are you speaking like, then?

[quote=Hollywood]You're speaking in past tense like he's dead.[/quote:38cfb]

That's what I intended...sarcastically of course. happy:

It was a play on his little joke

eek:

...What I thought, too....

I don't think anyone of you should be talking shit about him though, expecially you hollywood.