My ass cheek hurts.
 

Anyone have a clue about what could be wrong ? there is no bruise there or anything etc, I have not gotten hit in the ass or anything. Just one of my cheeks has this weird throbbing pain. It feels like a pulsing pain that keeps hurting every 2 seonds or so.... any clues ? I really don't want to go to the doctor and ask him about this.

Tell your partner to use more lube.

besides telling my gay lover to use more lube, or to downgrade the size of our vibrator, I need any insight you may have on this. How will i sleep on my angry cheek ?

wow....

Could be a pulled/strained muscle. *shrug*

If it persists more than a week, go have it looked at.

Massage the cheek.

was there a $20 on your night stand?

MAYBE you did just pull it, or maybe you somehow fucked it up, do you sit alot? cause that happens to me too, but with my tail bone.

This is what happens when your "more than tolerant" to homosexuals.

oOo:

Did you lift anything heavy?

Maybe you pulled it.

Probably growing. Usually that's what unprovoked muscle pain is from. If you have any Tiger balm , Arnicta gel or any type of muscle pain reliever, rub your cheek down. If your ass hurts consistently and for a few days, I'd at least consult a medical professional. /shrug

I believe you're referring to Sex Panther...

[img]http://teamaftermath.net/images/sexpanther.jpg[/img]

LOL ^ ... it smells like big foots dick

downgrade the size of your vibrator

Heat up 3 gallons of baby oil to desired temperature

add to one 20 gallon kittie pool

combine with..............oooops, wrong forum.

Why oh why would you ask that question here?? Somethings are better left unsaid and this is one of them.

Massage your ass with semen. Then get your gay lover to slide it in slowly next time....If you're too sexually excited, you're both going to play a bit too rough....

do u go numba 2 a lot? if so, eat less fiber and get a padded seat cover.

probably the gayest thread you could ever create..


congratulations.

Do you wear a wallet in your back pocket, sitting on a wallet all day can cause pain...

or else: [url:9f766]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=sciatica[/url:9f766]...

ROFL at this thread.

Hemeroids.

a little ben gay solved the problem, I feel as good as new now ! rock: beer:

yes, well you can't be too careful with your arse...I'd get it looked into.

Sitting down too long in front of the computer...

LOL, I work a full time job, I get 30 minutes at mst somedays on my computer. As for the pain in my beloved ass cheek, it seems to be gone, had a bit of a reappearence last night at work, but left in a matter of minutes, I beleive I am in the clear.

you've been sitting on your arse for a few many days

I concur.

[quote="Short Hand":8f62a]a little ben gay solved the problem, I feel as good as new now ! rock: beer:[/quote:8f62a]
I'm glad little Ben could be of service to you. He used the lube didn't he?