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jujumantb 06-14-2005 12:56 AM

You know what I hate..
 
When you take a piss, give it nice quick shake, then put it away only for a few extra drops to come out in you pants... loney: god damnit.

I also hate when stupid people refer to buying something on the internet "getting it offline"... no, you didnt get it "offline" you got it either off the internet or online... you cant combine the two phrases to say "offline", that would actually mean the complete opposite... god damnit.

Himmler 06-14-2005 12:56 AM

hahha..yea i hate both of those

Cool Fool 06-14-2005 02:14 AM

i hate it when ice cream is really hard to scoop out of the container.

Nyck 06-14-2005 04:57 AM

[quote="Cool Fool":d101a]i hate it when ice cream is really hard to scoop out of the container.[/quote:d101a]

bent spoon

Short Hand 06-14-2005 06:10 AM

[quote="Cool Fool":24d9f]i hate it when ice cream is really hard to scoop out of the container.[/quote:24d9f]

I prefer my ice cream hard like that, it sucks shit fresh from the store.. so soft and creamy, blah. If I wanted soft ice cream I would buy a cone @ McD's

Mr.Buttocks 06-14-2005 06:45 AM

oOo:

Short Hand 06-14-2005 06:55 AM

G8 summit in Scotland rock: , you going to go watch the protests ? I hear they can be "quite" entertaining.

harpua 06-14-2005 07:49 AM

i hate when people talk with their mouths full.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2005 08:01 AM

wow, a-nal

descry 06-14-2005 09:39 AM

"i dont even give a care" mad:

Doctor Duffy 06-14-2005 10:12 AM

I hate it when your pants slowly drop down while you're boxers ride up.

Sgt. Paine 06-14-2005 11:03 AM

I hate bug bites, mosquitos and flies.

06-14-2005 11:15 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":af748]I hate it when your pants slowly drop down while you're boxers ride up.[/quote:af748]


boxers are for fags.

strvs 06-14-2005 11:24 AM

"same difference"

bukdez 06-14-2005 11:59 AM

[quote=Acideyez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":804d1
I hate it when your pants slowly drop down while you're boxers ride up.


boxers are for fags.[/quote:804d1]

briefs are for old men...

calling people 'fags' is for assholes... biggrin:...

Innoxx 06-14-2005 12:09 PM

Real men wear lace panties.

Cpt. Obvious 06-14-2005 12:09 PM

When people say "i seen it" instead of "i saw it.

Stammer 06-14-2005 12:19 PM

I hate it when my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

06-14-2005 12:32 PM

[quote=bukdez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":b68a0
I hate it when your pants slowly drop down while you're boxers ride up.


boxers are for fags.

briefs are for old men...

calling people 'fags' is for assholes... biggrin:...[/quote:b68a0]

I don't wear briefs either. I just swear a speedo under my shorts or pants.

Whatada 06-14-2005 12:35 PM

I hate it when you wake up to take a piss in the morning and when you go to do it, your piss splits in half, spraying the seat or more likely your foot. oOo:

SoLiDUS 06-14-2005 12:41 PM

imwithstupid:

Coleman 06-14-2005 01:09 PM

people say, "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less." For some reason that REALLY pisses me off.

Arkan 06-14-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
boxers are for fags.


I don't wear briefs either. I just swear a speedo under my shorts or pants.

.....you wear a speedo and call us boxer wearers fags? hmmmmm, i must be missing something here.

All i know is the boys like it loose.

CoMaToSe 06-14-2005 03:01 PM

I hate it when you whack your penis against something really hard, and the when you piss orm mastrubate, a bunch of blood comes out.

KTOG 06-14-2005 03:03 PM

I naturally cum blood as a defense mechinism

Stammer 06-14-2005 03:05 PM

I hate when I cum fear.

annoy:

Trunks 06-14-2005 03:06 PM

i hate when u see those commercials where they say, but wait theres more!

Bleuachdu 06-14-2005 03:11 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":545be]When people say "i seen it" instead of "i saw it.[/quote:545be]

fuckin' a, i hate that shit

KTOG 06-14-2005 03:15 PM

i've lost friends over this one


"I did good" .... hellfire: "I did WELL YOU FUCKING CUNT, SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE!"

06-14-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
boxers are for fags.


I don't wear briefs either. I just swear a speedo under my shorts or pants.

.....you wear a speedo and call us boxer wearers fags? hmmmmm, i must be missing something here.

All i know is the boys like it loose.

I hope you know I'm joking. But I do hate the inter-netting of the swim trunks so I cut it out.

Scalping Chief 06-14-2005 03:35 PM

I hate when people talking on cell phones in public speak really loud..

Nyck 06-14-2005 04:05 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":359ed]I hate when people talking on cell phones in public speak really loud..[/quote:359ed]

No I hate Nextels two way feature...fucking cunt holes NEVER make any calls on nextels...they just talk really loud to eachother on speaker phone through the two way feature.

Coleman 06-14-2005 04:17 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Scalping Chief":d22bf
I hate when people talking on cell phones in public speak really loud..

No I hate Nextels two way feature...fucking cunt holes NEVER make any calls on nextels...they just talk really loud to eachother on speaker phone through the two way feature.[/quote:d22bf]ha, i was at the mall a while back and there was this 80 year old looking woman using that radio function with her husband. She was shouting into the thing in the womans department while her husband was sitting on a bench in the mall...funny stuff.

tomxtr 06-14-2005 04:18 PM

I hate the cell phone assholes on airplanes that don't shut their traps until they are forced to turn their phone off. Then, they are the same assholes who are calling everyone the minute the plane lands to let everyone know they got where the fuck they were going. Fucking self-important prima donnas. annoy:

Also can't stand fucks in my training classes that criticize when the "software" isn't working as it is supposed to just to be a smart-ass. It is with great satisfaction that more often than not I can reply, "your other right-click Forrest." the_finger:

Merlin122 06-14-2005 04:21 PM

can't stand small talk. it makes me want to murder children.

Nyck 06-14-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
can't stand small talk. it makes me want to murder children.

Nice weather were havin huh? hows bout that MJ Trial

Pyro 06-14-2005 05:14 PM

when arguments happen between friends over stupid shit.

tomxtr 06-14-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
when arguments happen between friends over stupid shit.

Can't imagine you've ever been in such a position.

descry 06-14-2005 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
when arguments happen between friends over stupid shit.

Can't imagine you've ever been in such a position.


Innoxx 06-14-2005 05:41 PM

Women and that whole menstruation thing.


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