Warnings on packaging....
 

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Thanks for the tip!

I no see.

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Hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! happy:

people are so intelligent!

Too late ed:

now



why the fuck bother to open your fat mouth.

some hick must of filed a law suit forcing them to put that on so they can avoid another...

24/7

"remove old tampon before inserting new one"

I concur.

But it fits so well and feels so goooood.

shopped? I vote yes, the lower writing isnt square.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":7bb2a]"remove old tampon before inserting new one"[/quote:7bb2a]

Oh, so thats how it works.

Nyck, wtf, you never update the "Dad Said" section...

Lool I havent dont any updates in like 6 months...Ive been meaning to get around to a revamp.

On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts: "May contain traces of peanuts"

annoy:

on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."

Stealing my theived avatar i see eek: cry:

Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:

FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:

WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?!

Black ppl celebrate christmas...

QUANZA!!!!111

dance:

lol

Then we dump some petrol into the tank light it and the fish can like it.

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping...

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use...

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts...

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals...

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp...

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted...

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater...

On a pediatric thermometer...

"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:

Fuck, I need to read the box more carefully. wallbash:

That is so taken out of context.

On a supervac instruction manual:
"Do not insert penis"

Hey, dont say were not being international. Atleast we make stuff that can be used everywhere, even by yanks! rolleyes:

But it feels so good...

some people are allergic to whole peanuts but not peanut butter. now stfu.

i could understand people ignoring that rule though.... freak:

[quote="Sgt. Paine":2cfed]some people are allergic to whole peanuts but not peanut butter. now stfu.[/quote:2cfed]


CONTROVERSIAL!!!

[quote="Sgt. Paine":42dbe]some people are allergic to whole peanuts but not peanut butter. now stfu.[/quote:42dbe]
Well if you know you were allergic to whole peanuts why in the fuck would you buy a package of whole peanuts? oOo:

[quote=strvs]Well if you know you were allergic to whole peanuts why in the fuck would you buy a package of whole peanuts? oOo:[/quote:6c5cf]

Read M&M's packages, they put that lable on there also, I dont know why people take the chances anyway.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":29111][quote=strvs]Well if you know you were allergic to whole peanuts why in the fuck would you buy a package of whole peanuts? oOo:[/quote:29111]

Read M&M's packages, they put that lable on there also, I dont know why people take the chances anyway.[/quote:29111]
I can understand the warning being needed on M&M's, but honestly who is stupid enough to buy WHOLE PEANUTS. stupid: