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CoMaToSe 06-18-2005 04:51 AM
The surgeon's knife falls...
 
The time has come. This thusday I go in to be prepped, friday I get the operation, then two weeks recoup and then flying to the states oOo:

This surgery has a 1 in 200 mortality rate, so fun fun fun annoy:

Before Stat and Trip go immediately after my weight (OMG LIPOSUCTIONZZZ LOLOLOLORZZ THATTY!!!!!11one rolleyes: ) yes, this surgery is neccessary because of a problem caused by my weight.

SoLiDUS 06-18-2005 05:08 AM
Good luck and don't worry too much: you're in capable hands. beer:

elstatec 06-18-2005 05:16 AM
beer:

i wont.

Miscguy 06-18-2005 05:28 AM
Now what if instead of t_hatty, i simply avoided teh run around and called you fatty... Or just said your fucking fat, would those get edited?


Side note, getting your stomach stapeled or something?

*edit, so ok fatty works but "thatty" doesnt, thats pretty fucking stupid.

Swill 06-18-2005 05:29 AM
Re: The surgeon's knife falls...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
The time has come. This thusday I go in to be prepped, friday I get the operation, then two weeks recoup and then flying to the states oOo:

This surgery has a 1 in 200 mortality rate, so fun fun fun annoy:

Before Stat and Trip go immediately after my weight (OMG LIPOSUCTIONZZZ LOLOLOLORZZ my good friend!!!!!11one rolleyes: ) yes, this surgery is neccessary because of a problem caused by my weight.
in that case good luck buddy

and ask if they can add to your penis size maybe looking like this? [img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/95053644642921d0a1cc4e.gif[/img]

bukdez 06-18-2005 06:04 AM
good luck man...

ps. get a lobotomy while you are at it... biggrin:...

Short Hand 06-18-2005 06:21 AM
lol, just get your stomach stapled. You will end up getting fat again.

ps: i hope you die beer: rock:

CoMaToSe 06-18-2005 07:08 AM
ed: annoy: loney:

Swill, I got good cherokeee blood, I wont need it biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-18-2005 08:41 AM
good luck lardy biggrin:

Mr.Buttocks 06-18-2005 09:43 AM
I hope everything goes well for you CoMaToSe!

Vance 06-18-2005 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
ed: annoy: loney:

Swill, I got good cherokeee blood, I wont need it biggrin:
I don't think 1/64000th will help any. eek:

BlackJackal 06-18-2005 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
ed: annoy: loney:

Swill, I got good cherokeee blood, I wont need it biggrin:
hey, me to! happy: good luck man, dont worry bout it.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-18-2005 11:06 AM
Don't go Pvt. Winters on us!

Merlin122 06-18-2005 11:13 AM
good luck man rock:

Stammer 06-18-2005 11:19 AM
Good luck man, you should be fine.

beer:

CoMaToSe 06-18-2005 02:15 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":21b9a]Don't go Pvt. Winters on us![/quote:21b9a]
couse not..... biggrin:

Poseidon 06-18-2005 03:13 PM
good luck, don't come back too soon biggrin:

Jin-Roh 06-18-2005 04:01 PM
i hope the surgeon gets paid to accidentally leave a scalpel in your wounds... rock:

Stammer 06-18-2005 04:31 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":9993a]i hope the surgeon gets paid to accidentally leave a scalpel in your wounds... rock:[/quote:9993a]


LOL, he's going to leave a weed wacker in his stomach.

Pyro 06-18-2005 05:27 PM
Good luck dude.

Tripper 06-19-2005 04:04 AM
Take it easy on the cakes and pies......Good Luck. rock:

CoMaToSe 06-19-2005 10:26 AM
all these "I hope you dies" and stuff would be funny if it wasnt so likely (1 in 200 mortality rate annoy: )

Mr.Buttocks 06-19-2005 10:36 AM
Look on the bright side; 1 in 200 is better than 1 in 3. You'll be fine.

Tripper 06-19-2005 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
all these "I hope you dies" and stuff would be funny if it wasnt so likely (1 in 200 mortality rate annoy: )
0.5% chance, isn't as big a deal as you make it - Especially when you've kinda brought it upon yourself.

Hell, you probably have a higher chance of dieing on your way to the hospital. You would have done other things in your life with a higher chance without even knowing it.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Stammer 06-19-2005 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
all these "I hope you dies" and stuff would be funny if it wasnt so likely (1 in 200 mortality rate annoy: )
0.5% chance, isn't as big a deal as you make it - Especially when you've kinda brought it upon yourself.

Hell, you probably have a higher chance of dieing on your way to the hospital. You would have done other things in your life with a higher chance without even knowing it.

I wouldn't worry about it.
Yeah, and that one is usally someone who had a complication brough on by previous health problems or an allergic reaction. (Usally a serious previous health problem.). You're young and for the most party healthy. You should be fine.

beer:

TonyMontana 06-19-2005 04:49 PM
good luck, hope you get a hot nurse

Swill 06-19-2005 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TonyMontana
good luck, hope you get a hot nurse
haha nurse betty

[img]http://www.polkonline.com/images/090800/nurse-betty.jpg[/img]

lasagna 06-19-2005 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swill
Quote:
Originally Posted by TonyMontana
good luck, hope you get a hot nurse
haha nurse betty

[img]http://www.polkonline.com/images/090800/nurse-betty.jpg[/img]
niet hot

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-19-2005 09:05 PM
j00 r teh suck a7 teh qu073!

lasagna 06-19-2005 10:16 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c3df7]j00 r teh suck a7 teh qu073![/quote:c3df7]

0wn3d^^!

Maplegyver 06-19-2005 10:24 PM
fuck a dude

CoMaToSe 06-20-2005 12:43 AM
unfortunately, most german nurses are nein hott annoy: . Still be nice, though.

lasagna 06-20-2005 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
unfortunately, most german nurses are nein hott annoy: . Still be nice, though.
they are fat with unibrows and man voices/face

CoMaToSe 06-20-2005 02:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
unfortunately, most german nurses are nein hott annoy: . Still be nice, though.
they are fat with unibrows and man voices/face
ja.

elstatec 06-20-2005 11:35 AM
im hoping they get some male nurses to operate on you instead TH-ATTY

CoMaToSe 06-20-2005 02:38 PM
You have a tiny penis./

Machette 06-20-2005 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You have a tiny penis./
oOo:

Jin-Roh 06-20-2005 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You have a tiny penis./
You are so gay. eek:

Coleman 06-20-2005 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You have a tiny penis./
ban:

Mr.Buttocks 06-20-2005 04:12 PM
I loved the game "Operation", that was fun.


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