Homie gets worked...
 

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=hahahomie

Video is verrrrrrrrry gay untill the end when they both throw like girls and home skillet gets dropped like a bitch.

beer:

dropped him like he was hot

CHRISTOPHER ILL FUCK YOU UP HOMIE

ownt

Ninja Joe 1 - 0 GhettoGimp

wow ownt!

Hardly. He put on a show for the camera but ultimately, he just got a lucky swing on the guy's head... I'd love to see those wussies fight again :-)

Honestly...i feel the same..he very well could have been trying to mind fuck that guy.

Most martial arts shit like that wont work in the street..its the counters and take down heavy shit that will work. I was hoping he was gonna round house kick that dude in the head.

... or at least some sort of back flip rainbow kick, poo-flinging monkey style. Otherwise, it's just Swing-fu. Grappling owns them both because that's usually where fights end... the groundz0r.

say what you want about karate or any martial arts , i have seen streetfighters and kung fu dudes go at it , and usually the kung fu dude wins

Excactly. I've seen some giant black streetfighters go up agianst a not as big, but not small, martial artist and usually the black guy will throw himself into the martial artist a few giant swings and the martial artist will just throw the dude on teh ground then smack him to daze him.

Like someone said earlier, Grappling > *

[Scorpion]GET OVER HERE!!!!!![/Scorpion]

Well I'd hope so... thats the whole point of intricate martial arts, street fighting is very crude throwing punches, should be no contest against a martial artist, or anybody trained in any fighting technique.

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Yeah, all these nifty martial arts rule... that's why none of them ever fucking dare enter the octogon anymore. Geez, I wonder why ? Maybe, just maybe, and hear me out... maybe it's because they're mostly for SHOW and the "beautiful" moves actually don't work ? Ask special forces about these so-called arts and see what THEY practice. There's a reason they concentrate on grappling and basic but lethal striking techniques: nothing else really works under pressure and there's no maximization of power or efficiency with all these purty spinning kicks and trapping moves. I really don't get the appeal these arts have... mwah:

Watch some old Ultimate Fighting Championships with Hoyce Gracie. He owned everyone with grappling. Pretty interesting to watch.

I took martial arts for quite a while, and not once were we ever taught the "spinng dragon round kick" or any kind of that steriotypical "martial arts" shit like that.

All those spinning moves and flying shit is what you see in asian kung fu movies, not what they actually teach.

Martial arts is grappling and lethal strikes.

have fun trying to punch me while i'm urinating down your throat

I'll throw my shit at your eyes!

For some reason i thought of Postal when you could piss in peoples mouths .. go figure rolleyes:

You fight like a chimp! ed:

Attend a few Tae-Kwon-Do classes: spinning/super spin kick gallore. biggrin:

The army trains us in Krav Maga as part of our hand-to-hand combat program. eek:

And wow at the gravediggin'. ed:

Well that's Tae-Kwon-Do, Everyone knows Tae-Kwon-Do is for teh gay. happy:

who would win hoyce gracie or bruce lee if he was alive. id say bruce.

[quote="Anita_Head":77010]who would win hoyce gracie or bruce lee if he was alive. id say bruce.[/quote:77010]

Im guessing you meant Royce Gracie. rolleyes:

[url:77010]http://www.roycegracie.tv/[/url:77010]

I bet you have never seen a fight... rolleyes:

90 % of "martial artists" do get their ass kicked becausev they never really learned shit while training. The ones that do know there stuff, aka brown belt + = will kick your ass.

They recently had a special on martial artists, they took some of the top martial artists in the world and tsted them, 1 guy could kick with 3200 pounds of pressure per sqaure inch.. the other guy could hit for 2800 pounds of pressure per sqaure inch. They hit the bag so hard the sensor snapped in 2. I know one thing after seeing that, taking a kick like that in any fight is a one shot wonder type hit on most people.

[quote="Anita_Head":f4234]who would win hoyce gracie or bruce lee if he was alive. id say bruce.[/quote:f4234]

Bruce was fast and hard-bodied, but without proper ground fighting training, he wouldn't have stood a chance unless he could keep Royce at a distance.

Grapling > striking. I love watching a classic grapling UFC match that goes the distance, those 15 second knockouts in the first round suck.

And BTW, here's an old but funny as hell fight. It's hilarious when the dude punches him in the chest and his hand just glides off.

"Stop playin, n*gga!" happy:
"Man let me get my breaf."

[url:24899]http://www.fightvids.net/content/street/kimbo1.html[/url:24899]

yea its real funny at the end when the dudes eye is like hanging out of his face... oOo:

He seemed not to mind too much, he's smiling at the end.

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90 % of "martial artists" do get their ass kicked becausev they never really learned shit while training. The ones that do know there stuff, aka brown belt + = will kick your ass.
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oOo:

A brown belt is a measurement of training. But martial artists don't learn shit during traning?

QUE?!

It's just while some guy is spinning around to do a roundhouse kick, a grappler would duck and take you down, then put you in an armbar. If you're lucky, the armbar won't dislocate your elbow.

A guy trained in Ninjutsu would take all out. Ninjutsu > *

[quote=Blase] oOo:

A brown belt is a measurement of training. But martial artists don't learn shit during traning?

QUE?![/quote:d0b3c]

Usually when you reach the level.. you have been training for a few years.....Thus you have "proper training"... 90 % of people who start martial arts never make it past their green equivelent. They drop it and give up. These are not Martial artists. anyways im off to bed.. I have been up for 32 hours.. eek:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9e32f]It's just while some guy is spinning around to do a roundhouse kick, a grappler would duck and take you down, then put you in an armbar. If you're lucky, the armbar won't dislocate your elbow.[/quote:9e32f]

Now I'm confused who's talking to who and about what eek:

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[quote="Short Hand":c67e4]90 % of people who start martial arts never make it past their green equivelent. They drop it and give up. These are not Martial artists. anyways im off to bed.. I have been up for 32 hours.. eek:[/quote:c67e4]

Who the hell brought up belt ranks and lower level martial artists? It's pretty much accepted then when we bring up certain types of fighters we're talking about the fighters who know their shit in whatever they are, ie. streetfighting, boxing, grappling, ect.

[quote=Blase]Now I'm confused who's talking to who and about what eek:[/quote:21442]

I was just pointing out I think some people get MMA mixed with the shit you see on TV. Real life martial arts is practical. The Ninjitsu and such guys who fight in UFC rarely do any moves where their back is to their oponent, it's just not smart to do that.