Coma Goes Down
 

Ok, this is it. late night before I go to the hospital early in the morning. Pray for me. Wish me luck. Send me hott pictures. etc.

If you're planning on writing a last-minute will, please leave me your sister.

i said a prayer for ya man.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f3b7f]If you're planning on writing a last-minute will, please leave me your sister.[/quote:f3b7f]
Im not sure shes mine to give, but Ill talk to my dad biggrin: oOo:

Good luck.

beer:

[quote="$p!k3":a1a11]Good luck.

beer:[/quote:a1a11]

Eh, look at the bright side, you get to miss some school... Oh. Nevermind, it sucks ass. GL

gd luck

Hang tight dude.

Said a prayer for you man, All will be ok, just gotta get thru it ;) You'll be aiight and Hang in there.

Don't let the scalpel fall down your urethra rock:

You know, this is kinda pathetic. All gathering up on zee web to wish a complete fucken stranger good luck with his operation. Meh, good luck bud, and get us some gory photos.

you'll be fine...

It's called courtesy, ass.

oOo:

good luck

You'll be slipped into my crowded prayers. Good luck Comatose. rock:

good luck. hope you survive, my pet. happy:

why again are you getting sloiced?
?

and why do you keep telling us?

hes having his stomach stapled or something to that effect , good luck even though i dont know ya

good luck even though you dont need it! beer:



im in a good mood

Good luck and associated salutations!!!
hope u dont become an angel:

good luck.

actually I do......
2 whole days oOo:

maybe those whores will let you bone them when you r t3h skinn3h
biggrin: probably not

Don't die.....Wait.... biggrin:

OKay Im back. I didnt have any hott nurses, and my roomate was a flatulentfreak and porn junkie. I got out a day early, and I only have pain in my neck and shoulder, damn hospital beds. ok, carry on sleeping:

DAMN IT.


I guess god isn't listening afterall.

but i love you!

did they suck the butter out big boy ? NAKED PICS

Let me say this again: this surgery was not weight related.

Wait... nolet me rephrase:
This surgery was not intended intended to solve my weight problem. This surgery was necessary because of my gross obesity causing problems in my abdomen, especially with my intesnial tract.

so your going to poop a lot more to make you loose weight?

[quote="St@tIc":3a077]so your going to poop a lot more to make you loose weight?[/quote:3a077]

sounds kinda fun

ban:

Guy's you wont believe it, i've found THE ULTIMATE DIET PLAN:


STOP EATING SO MUCH!!!!!

But I want to lose weight while still being able to eat all the delicious cake I want!