In this thread, the year is 3005.
 

I can't believe we've been posting on this forum for 1000 years. We have no lives.

idea stolen from YTMND

Sweet, now its socially acceptable to fuck dogs rock:

im posting from beyond the grave..... wooooOOOOooo

so, did anyone catch the new episode of "All My Circuits"? I can't believe that Calculon is gay! Unbelievable.

Duke Nukem Forever come out yet?

I didn't use my hands to type this message.

Whenever it does, it has to be good! 1,000 years in the making should make any game great!

I cant believe EA still sucks!

[quote="Sgt. Paine":22913]I cant believe EA still sucks![/quote:22913]

I can

I love my holographic porn....I heard next year they're going to come out with a release so you can actually feel the hologram

i think holographic porn has been the best invention since the 2238 creation of the robotic blow-up dolls. There is nothing those dolls can't do!

Holy crap, I can see and communicate with people in the future, it's 2005 here.

I cant believe smell ya later replaced goodbye...

Firefighters now burn books! /farenheit 451

well after I made my first billion, I had sex with a bikini model team.

I'm wearing a skin-tight bodysuit. AND A HELMET.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":03b85]I'm wearing a skin-tight bodysuit. AND A HELMET.[/quote:03b85]

seems like you're wearing.. NOTHING AT ALL

...Im still alive after 1017 years.....@#$# Im immortal the_finger:

these emoticons need to be updated..

conan lives
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mind if i axe you a question?

my computer is faster than my car-plane

HA HA!

On another note... the new Battlefield 300 VR simulator is knocking my space socks off!

[quote="Airborne Butters":05523]well after I made my first billion, I had sex with a bikini model team.[/quote:05523]

Pfft. With inflation being what it is these days, your billion will last you one week at the most. Good job on the genetically enhanced models though: how are the third tits like ?

Even in the future I'm still a virgin eek:

Fuck that, I'm off to Urectum.

tupac will still be rereleasing "old songs". john cleese will still be making movies. and tony danza will still be on television

lol

can i use your guys's phone?

PHONE? eek: Morse code is the way of the future.

i gotta vagina and a penis - thank god for asexual reproduction.

i think my ovaries just burst.

lol bro man dude

dude man broooo. ...... .. . .. . . .... ... '...'. ...''. . . '.' . ..' .'. '.' .'. ....' .' .'

i think i finally paid off my social security shit and college loans.

what's social security?

social security, when you work and get paid, some of that money is taken out in reservation for social security and when your retired you get that money back to live off of (eventhough it is really not that much to live off of) but anyway, the baby boomers are all starting to retire, and the generation after it was not as big aka us. so what will happen in a nutshell is we will end up paying for the baby boomers' retirement funds instead of ours and our kids will do the same for us and it goes down the line. AND we will have to work harder to suffice the bigger baby boomer generation.

thats why there is such a controversey over if ss should be kept. but if they get rid of it, than what about the peopel who are below the age of 60 (which i think is the age needed to collect ss $$)? they have been working for somethign they will never see? where should it end?

yeah..

once i thought about it, in the year 3005, humans will have either fucked up earth and went to mars, blew up earth and went to hell or aliens came and killed us.

oOo:

dude, i was kidding when I asked what it was. I was implying that social security didn't exist "at this time".

I think I'm going to vacation at Omicron Persei 8, after watching the Terminator on the History Channel.

i made a new lightsaber and i bought an x wing fighter to go along with my death star.