The Groundforce1 Movie
 

If Groundforce1.com had it's own feature-length movie, what would it be about? Plot, storyline, who would be the villains or heroes, where would it take place..?

Plot: A bunch of guys at a barbeque at Zoner's house drinking brews, talking about random garbage, helping themselves to some food, etc.

Heroes: Everyone cool
Villains: Everyone that is a loser...Mainly Pyro..and Ned

Is this the first day of my junior high creative writing class?

ehhh, I'll pass on this one...

makes sense

My script:

Scene 1
Nyck: "Dude's check out this video.../shows videotape"
Statec and Strvs: rolleyes:
Milla: ROFL!!!!
Gerv: oOo:

a big bukkake movie
all the GF1 members on krystal steel

Plot: me and tripper get behind a few and laugh for two hours, kind of an andy warhol thing... everyone else could have walk-ons...

Starring: Dave Chappelle as Tripper...
Jim Breuer as bukdez...

your all about teh pr0n, titties, bukkake, huge supergirl tits lately young padawan..go stroke your wookie for a bit and release the hounds. biggrin: beer:

In 1969, one forum changed the way the world looked at the war in Veitnam...

i could see dave chappelle as tripper

massive orgy where I take it in the ass while drinking blood from Akumas dick.

This coming from the porn king? oOo:

guilty..now c'mere and lemme fuck your mouth young stud. biggrin:

haha, i'd pay to see that at the theatres....! +1 rock:

The porn king tag would be applied to another poster here whos name i cannot possibly divulge. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/shifty.gif[/img]

/movie voice

"When a gang of internet nerds who are members of the same internet forum are all brought to a suspicious looking office building, it's a race agaisnt the clock to find the killer that's systematically killing off the group one by one.

Featuring, (With input from Nyck, the IRC goons, and some self submitted suggestions)

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Haley Joel Osment as Nedxicano, the child with a troubled life

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Bruce Willis as Arkan, the body building tough man

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Vince Vaughn as Tripper, the cool headed Dick Tracy on drugs

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Jack Black as Nyck, the try hard funnyman

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Micheal Moore as Pyro, the psychotic killer

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Christian Slater as Strvs, the hot dude

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Carson Kressley as Judas, the metrosexual sociopath

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Carson Daily as Bucknub, the happy go lucky teenager

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David Arquette as Blase, the police officer

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Johnny Five from Short Circuit as Dr. Nein via Sattilite transmission, because he wouldn't leave his house to shoot the movie.

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Jim Breuer as Bukdez, because that's what he wants.

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Toby Maguire as Jin-Roh, the tag along

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Anthony Edwards as geRV, the computer wizard

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Rob Zombie as Akuma, the witch

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Samuel L Jackson as TGB!, the liberated intellectual male

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Judge Mills Lane as Mr. Buttocks, because they're both bald

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Josh Harnett as Milla, the ex-marine with a no shit attitude

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Jake Busey as Dreadhead, the stoner

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Jeremy London as Coleman, the muscially talented high school graduate

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Hugh Grant as statec, the british accent

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Michael Imperioli as Tony, the mafia goon

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Angelina Jolie as Punky, shes not actually in the movie

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Kane Hodder as Zoner, the merry bigman

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Edward Norton as Fluffy Bunny, an officer and a gentleman

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Tom Selleck as KTOG, the man with a furry chest

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Gregory Despres as Ninty, his eyes are watching you

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John Wayne as JohnJ, he's angry and he's old

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Jeff Goldblum as Ferich, Enigmatic character watching you shit

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Tim Roth as Da Bian, the vietnam veteran POW rescued 20 years later

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Jackie Chan as Innoxx, the superhero martial artist

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Sylvester Stalone as Maple, the stallowner

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Tim Allen as Antihero, fuckin shit up

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George Lopez as Bullitt, Hentai obsessed hispanio

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MiscGuy as himself, the unique looking fellow

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Ben Affleck as Duke of Ray, the special kid with a heart of gold

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Rosie O'Donnel as Swill, the plus sized outcast

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Johnny Knoxville as Acideyez, the goofy slacker that will do anything for attention

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Pauly Shore as Whatada, the one man you never want to be alone with

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Jon Stewart as Harpua, the uberjew

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Aaron Carter as spike, just wants to get noticed

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Horatio Sanz as comatose, obese troubled youth with a hot sister

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Graham Chapman as Merlin, pasty social recluse

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Tony Danza as Forte, "I will not be forgotten!"


much thanks to proteus for image hosting

lol!

Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds as TGB!
Josh Harnett as Milla the hawt marine every dude wants to fuck.

I couldn't help but laugh at that.

+1 blase

and who am i?

I don't see how someone who weighs so much would play one of the smallest people on the board...he would be more suited for like Short.

Jake Busey

Ps I think corey feldman would play a better blase.

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v

[img]http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/random/blasehead.jpg[/img]

Coleman:

[img]http://www.action-performance.com/Muppets/images/gonzo.jpg[/img]

Personality.

cool: beer:

lol...well if Michael Moore lies to get a rise out of people then sure...if he actually believes half the shit he says then no.

plot: A group of misfits of the internet refight ww2. With the power of rockets and shotguns they fight to survive against lean binding krauts.

Starring: Mr.Buttocks as the john wayne wannabe

Trippar as the lusty cocktail waitress who falls in love with the wrong man

Gerv as the irish surfer with perpetual sunburn

nyck as the AV club kid who is misunderstood

maple as john rambo

Milla as the sexy marine with a heart of gold

with a cameo apprearance by comatose in an iron lung

I'll be the old grouchy fucker who says "Get the fuck off my lawn!"

Sean Connery would be perfect for the part.

rock: rock: rock: rock: rock:

judas: stfu
Pyro: I was so hammered last weekend.
Zoner: mad:
tripper: Fuck a dewd?
anti: ffffffffffff
lasagna: oOo:
judas: stfu
Zoner: Locked.

Who'se Gregory Despres?

I think there would be a lot of exposed penises in the movie.

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ed:

Oh...yeah how could I forget.

biggrin:

happy:

...Guess my audition tape was thrown out the window. loney:

Ferich - Professional Corn Pop juggler/muncher played by Tobey Maguire

loney:

Who would play me?