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Jimbo@ 07-08-2005 03:33 AM

World's Ugliest dog
 
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World's Ugliest Dog
The Associated Press
Published: July 1, 2005

SANTA BARBARA, Calif.—The owners of the other contestants in this year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance—until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it’s no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don’t count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of something marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there’s the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He’s so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

“People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He’s definitely a toad,” she said. “I always thought he’d be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.”

Sam, who’s pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest—and fans’ hearts—for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

“So many people have told me they’ve got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following,” she said. “I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has.”

Sam will appear in this weekend’s Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam’s now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he’ll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed’s boyfriend, where the World’s Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.

Bucknub 07-08-2005 04:13 AM

zombie dog

elstatec 07-08-2005 05:21 AM

[img]http://home.comcast.net/~bludney/images/Master_Splinter_Sm.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-08-2005 06:14 AM

[img]http://www.ping-pong.net/tiger3.jpg[/img]

Tripper 07-08-2005 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://home.comcast.net/~bludney/images/Master_Splinter_Sm.jpg[/img]

lmao

[img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/Tripe05/ferichfuckedme.jpg[/img]

Jimbo@ 07-08-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://home.comcast.net/~bludney/images/Master_Splinter_Sm.jpg[/img]

wtf is that?

Zoner 07-08-2005 07:58 AM

Oh jeezus... rolleyes:

It's Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you life n00b.

Eight Ace 07-08-2005 08:54 AM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/ugdog.jpg[/img]

Demonik_kronic69 07-08-2005 10:58 AM

[img]http://usuman.freeblog.hu/Files/kepek/ugly/dog.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.smooshedface.com/shopping/bulldog/images/200503_bulldog_poster.jpg[/img]

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/img/12/2730/400/ugliestthingalive.jpg[/img]

Stammer 07-08-2005 11:38 AM

Outstanding.

lasagna 07-08-2005 11:57 AM

GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

CoMaToSe 07-08-2005 11:59 AM

wow. like that thing thats hangs with jabba, but scarier. ed:

Zoner 07-08-2005 12:03 PM

[img]http://www.shelikesdvds.com/rumorpics/gremlins.jpg[/img]

Rott3n 07-08-2005 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
[img]http://www.shelikesdvds.com/rumorpics/gremlins.jpg[/img]

lol its Stripe

Coleman 07-08-2005 12:48 PM

oOo: ed:

Mr.Buttocks 07-08-2005 02:00 PM

Woof?

Pyro 07-08-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://home.comcast.net/~bludney/images/Master_Splinter_Sm.jpg[/img]

lmao

[img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/Tripe05/ferichfuckedme.jpg[/img]


[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-08-2005 04:14 PM

[img]http://www.dur.ac.uk/trevelyan.bmc/images/bmcexec/bmcgr.jpg[/img]

strvs 07-08-2005 10:44 PM

lol gremlins were the shit

[img]http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/gremlinsgizmo2.jpg[/img]

Nyck 07-09-2005 12:16 AM

magwai.....OMGZZ ITS 12:57 AM DONT FEEDZ THEM TEH CHIXEN

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-09-2005 10:14 AM

Oh noes!!!! you din't!!!

[img]http://home.tiscali.nl/remindcreations.com/gremlin.jpg[/img]

Jimmy Paterson 07-09-2005 11:06 AM

how is that thing alive?

bukdez 07-09-2005 12:06 PM

gremlins = awesome...

mr.miyagi 07-09-2005 02:13 PM

LOL @ google advert on this page:

[img]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1328/uglidawg9te.jpg[/img]

anti 07-09-2005 04:12 PM

i wonder how it would look deepfried...

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-09-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anntihero
i wonder how it would look deepfried...

[img]http://www.resourceinvestor.com/MediaLib/Images/Home/Blog/dog.jpg[/img]


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