Forte goes to Canada!
 

no its not another crappy comic. Im going to Canada in 8 hours. Im going to Vancouver and Whistler. I will be there for a week. I should have internet so if anyone lives there or something we can hook up. Oh does anyone know of anything to do that is fun in Vancouver. Not tourist stuff.

If you had been going anywhere near niagra falls id suggest a game of chuck the mac over the edge but you're not going there. spank:

Vancouver is nice.

If you want to visit me, drive 12 hours east on the trans canada highway.

fun things to do in vancouver that isn't tourist stuff? the city is huge. it has pretty much everything you would think a big city would have.

you could go sailing or boating or go down to stanley park...but i guess those things are touristy.

i think they haev the global fest thing every year with fireworks from tons of different countries. i saw that one year and it was amazing. not sure when that is on though. might be in august.

there's seaworld or whatever its called which is cool too.

if you go into richmond you can ask my uncle for a ride in his corvette.

Is Canada still chilly around this time of year (Spring & Summer)?

yeah we are already going to walk the sea wall at Stanely Park. We do that everytime we go to Vancouver. Im also going to a Ben Harper Concert. was gonna go to John Hiiat but have to be 18. When I go up to whistler im teaching my parents how to ski. then we are goint on a Jet Boat on a river. should be fun.

[quote:09ead]Is Canada still chilly around this time of year (Spring & Summer)?[/quote:09ead]

Yeah. This morning when I went out to the ice flow to get a bucket of water I couldn't chip through the ice to the water below. Suffice it to say, when I got back to the igloo Iluak, my grandfather, was none too pleased.

Yeah. This morning when I went out to the ice flow to get a bucket of water I couldn't chip through the ice to the water below. Suffice it to say, when I got back to the igloo Iluak, my grandfather, was none too pleased.[/quote:7682b]


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I was gona post saying yeah theyre all still in their igloos this time of year.

Ski? I think the skiing season is over...

They just had the telus skins golf game up in whistler last week with john daily Jack Nicklaus veejay and ames. didn't see any snow...

Yeah. This morning when I went out to the ice flow to get a bucket of water I couldn't chip through the ice to the water below. Suffice it to say, when I got back to the igloo Iluak, my grandfather, was none too pleased.[/quote:61c3a]

sleeping: spank:

Edit: Got my answer.

hmm thought there was still snow up there.. if not I can always go fly fishing, ATVing through the mountains, endless list,

theres still snow in the mountians, but its on the peaks of the mountians. you can't really ski there.

all the ski resorts close in april. some of them turn into golf courses and mountain biking courses and such for the summer, but you definitely can't ski all year round here. even if there was snow they wouldn't let you because its so warm out, it would probably just cause an avalanche.

and stammer, no its not really cold up here. last week here in calgary it was 30C all week long which is 86F.

Hire an ATV and go mountain goat fucking. dance:

ill take pics! rock:

i live 4 1/2 hours from vancouver

thats not that close oOo:

I am gonna go to... Winnipeg soon. biggrin:

[quote="Jin-Roh":6b5cf]I am gonna go to... Winnipeg soon. biggrin:[/quote:6b5cf]
GG Jin Roh...I hear tell there's bulk pussy just screaming out for it
with all fanny-batter dripping out and everything in that town... dance:

vancouver > winnipeg...

when in whistler sample the green, if you know what i mean...

stay there

I do not know what you mean, please explain.

closer than ninty

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":44e57]I do not know what you mean, please explain.[/quote:44e57]

BC bud

I don't know about Vancouver besides that it will probably rain everyday.

In terms of weather...well wher ei liv in Ontario it is usually at least 20 degrees - 30 degress and usually mid 30s or 40s with the humidex so it is hot.

BC BUD.

Humidex...rofl

Humidity kthx

fuck the humidex is the thing that tells what it is...like a thernometer for temperature.

If you watch weather channel they say with the humidex or something all the time.

its a canuk thing: [url:0d315]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humidex[/url:0d315] - read the last line...

Humidex = Humidity Index...

meh..never watch the weather channel..my dad is ALWAYS going to it.

If I want to know the weather, I go outside...who cares what the temp is.

If im wet, its raining, or its hot, cold, nice, etc..

When in BC..do some mountain biking..BC has some AWESOME trails..and yes the BC skunk is very good:)

purple...

hey hey... im back. Sorry gerv I couldnt find a goat to fuck whil I was atving. But I did go on a jetboat ride and fucked and indian. I know its not the same but it will do. pics to come soon once I get them developed.

Im going to Vancouver, BC on August 3rd. Me and my lady friend are gonna drive from here to there on a six day trip. dunno if we make it but when we do we may be stretched for time. for entertainment purposes, i may just run across the boarder in a anaheim ducks jersey.

find out how long the lines are. if they are long then take the truck entrance. there will be a post to pull off to the right and it will be clearly labeled as the truck entrance. go through there. its legal. they didnt even ask for a possport coming into canada. coming back they asked you for one though.

There is also a border crossing about a mile east of the main border crossing that no one goes through. Maybe you can find some info on that one and take it. You'll get through really fast.

wait... what's wrong with Winnipeg? eek:

flying into vancouver is awsome...looks like you can touch the mountains.

[quote="Jin-Roh":3bd41]wait... what's wrong with Winnipeg? eek:[/quote:3bd41]

Summer: [img]http://www.logan.qld.gov.au/NR/rdonlyres/2B3B7A3B-07EE-4AEF-A8DA-1F855AAD4C5E/0/Mozzie.gif[/img]

Winter: [img]http://www.umanitoba.ca/faculties/physed/lakewinnipeg2/pics/deanmc1.jpg[/img]

Supplemental: [img]http://www.highlandmint.com/ProductPics/PHOENIX_COYOTES_LOGO.jpg[/img]

ha, i was gonna say that they failed to keep a hockey team.