Jimmy Paterson's 18th b-day today on july 13 2005
 

Now that I have graduated I need to get a job...and I can finally go into the porn store, all I need is an drivers licence tho....

my plans are to get a dead end job for a while untill I can afford a car, then to find a somewhat better job then to wait for my next surgery, then wait 6 more months to see if I can join the Marine Corps

in three years you can have a beer beer:
happy bday

when my buddy turned 18, we took him to a porn shop. HE was so picky and selective with his porn (like an hour selecting) that the shop owner thought he was gay and gave him gay video suggestions.

buying ... porn?

18 and just learned what a hymen was rock:

I knew what it was the whole time dude, I just posted that to get comments out of you guys cause I was bored
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I can also go buy my own rifles now, I can't buy a hand gun untill I am 21 tho

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":10837]I knew what it was the whole time dude, I just posted that to get comments out of you guys cause I was bored[/quote:10837]

annoy:

happy:

FUCK A MEXICAN DUDE AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU A CERVEZA!

or you could just go to canada or australia biggrin:

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":7a795]in three years you can have a beer beer:
happy bday[/quote:7a795]

only would have to wait one if you moved on up in the continent...hell 18 is good enough some places.

If you need surgery you might not want to aim for the Marines. They're the most demanding physically.

Not everywhere in Canada. Most places it's 19.

Oh yeah..forgot about that. Oh well ill be getting wasted every night in australia. rock:

PLZ DONT SHARE ANY PIE WITH YOUR MOM rock:

Have fun today, it's your birthday.

Exactly, Canada is the place to be, your legal in Quebec, 19 everywhere else... move on up

Or just come to england and buy one today!

buy some salvia 20x

"[Jimmy] it's your birthday! Happy Birthday [Jimmy]!"

Pssh, Scotland is the best place on the planet to get drunk. Not that I've been drunk in many places. eek:

Fuck, I'm pyro.

If you're smart, you could go for the USAF instead. cool:

Downtown Auckland after a rugby test match win is THE best environment to get smashed in.....

The best place to get drunk is by yourself sleeping:

lol

I taint my shots with cum to liven up the party.

happy b-day dude... beer:

[quote="dr nein":4571f]If you need surgery you might not want to aim for the Marines. They're the most demanding physically.[/quote:4571f]

Thing is ive always wanted to join the Marines, and then my grampa was a marine and so was my dad....

fucking conformist

hahaa

if I was a conformist I would join the Army because more people in my family have been in the Army then the Marines...and besides, the Marines is the second smallest branch of the military...

Good reason. You should talk to Milla aboot it, he could probably fill you in on it.

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":3a080]if I was a conformist I would join the Army because more people in my family have been in the Army then the Marines...and besides, the Marines is the second smallest branch of the military...[/quote:3a080]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oOo: