Scorned Women
 

my new x-gf ruined my gaming computer by pouring water or some foreign substances on it , what do you think i need to replace ? is the whole thing toast ?
it wont turn on and theres liquid on the HD

You got OWNED by the female force.

ouch

i guess thats what i get for fucking with a control freak

Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":7e970]Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.[/quote:7e970] rolleyes: hake:

she "squirted" all over it

[quote=Coleman] rolleyes: hake:[/quote:2a00e]

You too, frat-boy.

no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

WHAT?!

You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
B: Intelligence. Next time, shoot her.
C: Get a fleshlight.
D: Take her to court for the damage she caused.

anyway thanks for the input

[quote="dr nein":d1fd8]You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
[/quote:d1fd8]

or you could make a few "cuts"

Nah, kill her. It would be doing the world a favor.

Oh, and E: Don't have kids.

...she going to be ok?

dr nein is the man with the plan. rock:

I fully support killing her, and you never breeding.

Break into her house and shit in her shoes.

Thats sexy, whats her numba? Could do with a girl like her in this hot weather... Kinda like a grass sprinkler biggrin:

take her to small claims court and use the money to buy a new pc.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c3616]Break into her house and shit in her shoes.[/quote:c3616]

i dunno why but that made me laugh for quite sometime.

Most likely your power supply is toast. Examine the motherboard and make sure it's dried out before you replace the power supply.

haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.

[quote=Milla]i dunno why but that made me laugh for quite sometime.[/quote:b7cb0]i think it might have been the "shit in her shoes" part biggrin: that got me laughing

[img]http://ihumor.net/jokepics/judgejudy.jpg[/img]

id fuck the shit out of judge judy until she gave me a get out of jail free card.

[quote="Jimbo@":cb45b]
haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.[/quote:cb45b]

hey fuck you motherfucker , if was gonna get her out of my house i would have drug her out by her fucking hair , i dont feel like going to jail over a woman , so go fuck yourself you son of a bitch

[quote="Jimbo@":26945]
haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.[/quote:26945]
What was he supposed to do? Be a tough guy and hurt a women?

Shoot her.

get on one knee and sing "I wanna know where love is" to her....

Put it in her ass.

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as requested, im locking this thread