Pirates VS Ninjas
 

Thoughts, opinions?

Ninjas are better. Its a fact, not an opinion.

pirates have cannons. my pirates can fuck your ninjas, any day.

ninjas are highly disciplined highly trained killing machines,
whereas pirates are a motley crew of scurvy dogs...so I don't know.

Pirates rock:

Ninjas

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Ninja's, Pirates particpate in gay sex

Nyck, That may be true but you never hear of pirates getting married to each other.

lets see, strict, lethal, stealthy violent fighters - ninjas
roudy, loud, drunken sailors with guns and cannons.....
Pirates.

ninjas are super stealth fighting machines , not to mention incredible cooks. i had a few over last night and they not only killed my mother but cooked some of the best peking duck i've ever tasted.

Ninjas are cool with their numchucks and their throwing things and their sticks, but Pirates have cannons, alligators, and primitive-style guns. Ninja's will kill pirates in hand-to-hand combat, but in today's world, Ninja's won't have a chance against the Pirates.

ninjas

Peter Pan beat the pirates and we all know that ninjas are much better than peter pan

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black ppl > pirates > ninjas

Ok ok ... all the people picked pirates didn't back up there choice with facts. This just proves that ninjas are cooler.

A little known fact about ninjas: They eat a mean pussy


Lets throw zombies and robots in the mix now.

zombies > robots > ninjas > pirates > black ppl > construction workers > cowboys > indians > sailors > the biker dude with handlebar moustache.

my money is on the zombies

Ill take ninjas

Zombies are slow and definitly no match for ninjas. Robots, well it depends what kind of robots we're talking about. Say these robots were transformers, i doubt the ninjas would be able to cope. SPECIFICS , MAN

Maddox > Pyro

dawn of the dead remake zombies would kill anything else due to numbers and speed. And they won't be distracted by anything because they want to eat a you.

pirates are swashbuckling lads. ninjas are stealth.

swashbuckling > stealth.

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robots would beat zombies because zombies have to eat brains to live and robots don't have brains to eat so the zombies would die. Plus, robots are stronger than zombies

Ninjas would kick zombie ass by cutting all heads off. Then theyd sink the pirateship by stealthing around it, cutting the cannon lines and all.

Pirates > Ninjas & the Royal Navy > Pirates ergo;



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Ninjas are cheaper. But pirates come with backup....
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Pirates steal women, jump off planks, and set sails. Ninja's wear pansy-ass costumes and use their frail little bodies as means of self-defense.

Pirate cannon > Ninja hands

ninjas cause pirates suck scurvy ridden cocks and take it up the ass. ninjas get hot sexy asian geishas and farm girls. they also get to throw shurikens and slash people with katana swords.

shinobi > captain hook

ninjas:

omg michael dudikoff american ninja
shinobi and ninja gaiden
ninja turtles


pirates (dirty fagbags):

catain hook was a boy fucker. nuff said.

HORNBLOWER.