Are You A Crumpler Or Folder ?
 

How do you have to have the old shit ticket ?

Which is your preferred method of using the toilet paper. ?

How do you like the toilet paper when you wipe your ass ?.....

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Are you a........

Crumpler ?

[img]http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2561/crumpler4eq.jpg[/img]

Rigid...unpredictable...a gambling mans method.

OR

Folder ?

[img]http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4038/folder1112od.jpg[/img]

Firm and steady. More predictable but the outcome is always the same.

OR

Other ?!?!?!?!??!?!!!111[/img]

Explain your preference:



I myself am a folder... I find it extremely hard to gamble with something like feces removal from my ass. ed:

I fold

eek:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7268c]eek:[/quote:7268c]

I always thought of you as a crumpler.....

crumple rock:

what the fuck is wrong with you...?

I'm a folder, but I have to roll enough so when I do fold, it's still thick enough not to let my finger bust through to my ass.

im a switch-hitter at work i crumple , but at home i fold

i use my hand

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":e27a6]i use my hand[/quote:e27a6]

Be pretty hard to use toilet paper without your hand eh. oOo: Unless you wrapped it around something jutting out of a wall and slammed and grinded your gaping asshole against it.

Anyway, folder.

[img]http://tinypic.com/7263v9.jpg[/img]

i dont wipe my ass, my mexican does it for me

DUDE, YOU NEED HELP




(I wonder how many times I said that in a Shorthand thread?)


should a name change be in order? How did you think of this topic? How about Shithand?

[quote=geRV]Be pretty hard to use toilet paper without your hand eh. oOo: Unless you wrapped it around something jutting out of a wall and slammed and grinded your gaping asshole against it.

Anyway, folder.[/quote:e21f5]

FUCKING ROFL!!! +1

I havent been a crumpler since I was 5. I dont know why you would, it is a waste of paper. As a folder, you can get in 2 sloppy wipes or even 3 normal ones using consecutive folds. As a crumpler, you get one wipe in, and your done, I guess you could try to fold the crumpled mass but you always are risking poop on your fingers with that method.

ugh, I hate charmin, But cottonelle = dreammmmm, give it a precise fold and in 3 wipes all major damage is cleaned, then I like to go in with either 2 more folders and sometimes.... YEs sometimes I send in a crumpler for extra measure, to hit the hard to reach regions.

Folder

rock:

Sort of a mix, but I'd say more of a crumple.

Folder.

Im a.....pooper.
[img]http://www3.telus.net/tlc4abs/Pull%20On%20Diaper.jpg[/img]

wait, so you fold it then wipe then fold the same peice over itself and wipe again??!?!

crumpler

[img]http://www.pablo.dk/marine/tecma/tecma%20indbygget%20bidet%20wws.jpg[/img]

both

The toilet is shooting a fat load.

Soggy sack.

I simply pull the continuos sheeting between my cheeks until the brownage stops appearing.

crumple

[quote=geRV]Be pretty hard to use toilet paper without your hand eh. oOo: Unless you wrapped it around something jutting out of a wall and slammed and grinded your gaping asshole against it.

Anyway, folder.[/quote:f3a0d]
spank:

Haha, I do the same. rock:

eek: that's disgusting...

I heard that women crumple, men fold.

Thus I fold.

Meticulous folder.

I don't see how anyone can wipe their ass with any confidence by crumpling the paper.

duude
ded

I'm a crumpler, even though I probably waste like half a roll every two months by using this method.

yeah, i crumple and repeat until I'm clean. there's just something about folding that I distrust

[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00066947S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]

I vary....Actually, I don't even know. Lo, maybe next time I take a shit, I'll see what I do naturally.

Funny, I was sure it'd be the opposite...

ahha, i own that model biggrin: