Battlefield 2 guide
 

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

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lmao, there are alot of funny rants there. good stuff.

[quote:c7aa3]every punishment for a team kill gets you one step closer to defeating the ghosts of Billy Reynolds, the football player who caught and made fun of you in the locker room for masturbating to an erotic drawing of Garfield.[/quote:c7aa3]

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FUCKING ROFL...ITS ALL TRUE


If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present! All your teammates want to be sure you drive only the finest and most physically acceptable vehicles. If you really want to show your gratitude, use the vehicle to run them over and then spam the "sorry" message approximately 400 times in the hope they won't punish you for a team kill. Then drive the vehicle straight into a large body of water or off a cliff while honking the horn like a retarded burn victim. Of course the chances of somebody on a public server not punishing you for a team kill are like one hundred billion infinity to -10, so remember to get really angry at them and inform them they're "spic nigger wop chink fags" when the inevitable occurs. This helpfully lets them know they are spic nigger wop chink fags.



ROFLFLFLFOFLFOFOLFOLFOFLOLLL

Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

Fucking flag skipping is gay


LOLOLOLOLO

yeah i cant stand this shit... happens to me all the time.

If Somebody Is Using a Ground Vehicle's Gun, Get In and Drive It Away!

That Jet is Your Jet! - Battlefield 2 comes with an advanced, technologically breathtaking feature which allows players to virtually "claim" a vehicle they want. You accomplish this by saying "GET OUT OF MY PLANE YOU FUCKER" repeatedly when somebody boards a jet you really want to pilot. You can claim any vehicle you want, but there's really no point in reserving any vehicle besides the jet or attack chopper because, really, those two are so awesome and you look like a real badass when you're flying them at 800 miles an hour into the side of a mountain while typing in racial slurs and trying to punish people for team kills they haven't committed quite yet.

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good find gerv.

So true.


Sad thing is, I've experienced every single one of those things in a single round.

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happened last night with attack chopper. guy sat and waited a few minutes for his budy to die then respawn in right place. kept saying it was his "clan's chopper" although we were on another clan's server.....so to make a long story short I rocketed his buddy and him and took the chopper.

A very good afternoon to you!

i agree, that has to be the lamest thing ever to happen in any BF2 game , well that and just joining and the game ends , but i hate it when people steal my armor... annoy:

Hey Bitches,

Is this game any good? I havent been l337 for almost 5 months now....new job, new apartment...a new interesting piece of strange rock:

Finally thinking about getting back into a little gaming. Is BF2 uber?

thanks in advance....


anything i miss worth telling?

ya BF2 is fun, I like it alot

all gf1 members met up and had a giant oral sex party rock:

If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present!

lmao rock:

LOL was that before or after I got banned from the server because people would jump in front of my speeding dune buggy to get a ride and then punish me for the TK resulting in me getting bant?

is there a chinook in the BF2? If so, can you fit a jeep into it?

no and no...they do have them in joint ops

dam, they had the Chinook in Eve of Destruction for BF1942. All i would do is put the jeep in, and then land the chinook attack everyone in my jeep (or just allow the jeep to fall out of the plane and crash on the enemy).

the jeep never fit in the chinook when i played it, it always made it blow up lol

that was right after you got banned. Map was Daqing Oilfields. He was crying the whole map. Thing is he couldnt even keep the fucking heli aloft for more than minute before crashing it into something or getting shot down.

Sounds like k9 in battlefield vietnam biggrin:

LMFAO...the chopper duels on the aM server was worth it all just to see K9 fucking crash into everything. then proceed to cuss everyone out...get his ass chewed up by all of us then promptly disconnect.

<3 Steve and his crooked arm angel:

Could never figure out how he found it so hard, the helo's in nam were so easy to fly. Bf2 the only real difference is they take longer to spin their blades up inititally, besides that they feel the same to me. eek:

i find the helis are easier in bf2 for some reason oOo: eek:

Meh, i preferred the nam controls due to the fact you didn't have to enter a kamikaze dive to hit ground targets. You sorta stayed higher,longer when laying missiles into ground targets. This new system its spam missiles then fling the mouse behind you to pull up before you become part of the ground. biggrin: