dumbest thing you've gotten in "trouble" with
 

mine was probably when me and a freind were at a football game, on the last row, we had water bottles and were spitting around people, watching reactions. i turned around and knocked a bottle off and nearly missed a lady, who called the cops and said i tried to throw it at her. oOo:

Lined up in marching formation for inspection, and my stuff got caught on my pants so I did one of those moves to unhook. Our tact officer noticed and made a little joke about it. In the end I had to write a 150 word memo on the importance of properly fitting pants.

my dad yelled at me for singing "white wedding" (i forget who sings it but its a 80's tune) in my sisters face.

billy idol

not calling the next day, the next week, or at all... oOo:

Walking into a classroom after school where the flag girls were changing. biggrin:

When i was running for School Captain, hacking my rival's website (why he had a website, i don't know) and putting photoshopped pictures of him in a bikini on it.

Detentions ahoy! dance:

the thread is "dumbest thing", not "nerdiest thing"...

;)

I should have been made captain then and there. The guy was a dickhead :P

got a week of lunch detention for breaking a stinkbomb in one of my classes. everybody else thought it was funny except the asst. principal

Called a friend a Buttpirate and got Inschool Suspension

OMFG.. You rebel.

back in kindergarten, the bell for recess rang, andit was a hot day, so all the kids lined of for at the water fountain, the principal came by and told everyone to go cuz you'll be late, I was like the 3rsd last in line to get a drink and I was pissed, so I quickly went and took a drink and the mother fucking principal grabbed my face and squeezed my cheeks and said "what did I say!" and then I left. I should have told my parents about that, fucking guy assaulted me. but meh I was too young.

owned

Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":15eab]Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.[/quote:15eab]did you give her a pink sock?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":dbd9a]Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.[/quote:dbd9a]
Surprising, the same.

[quote=Bullitt]did you give her a pink sock?[/quote:70047]


Ass tulip.

throwing pieces of paper at this ugly, smelly kid infront of me while watching a movie at school. He went to the teacher and ratted me out, and I had to write a 100 word paper on why its bad to throw paper and present it to the entire school.

Cops were called on my dorm room for disorderly conduct at 4am. We were blasting oldies when all the sudden I see 2 cops standing at my door. Being the awesome bullshitter I am, I told the cops that we just worked a night shift and were winding down. Meanwhile my roommate and I were both hammered. Then my roommate ruins the situation by not know that is was cops at the door and screamed "It wasn't that fucking loud." Luckily, the cops just let us off with a warning.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f250c]throwing pieces of paper at this ugly, smelly kid infront of me while watching a movie at school. He went to the teacher and ratted me out, and I had to write a 100 word paper on why its bad to throw paper and present it to the entire school.[/quote:f250c]

Some fat guy sat next to me on the bus the other day. Even when other seats opened up, he continued to sit next to me. He was very fat, offensively so, and stank like you wouldn't believe, yet the bastard wouldn't move.

Offtopic i know, but the mention of ugly and smelly reminded me. Fuck that annoyed me mwah:

WOW you guys are pretty mellow





7th grade- riding a mini bike through the halls at school
8th grade- M80 in the toilet (not me but a friend)
9th grade- snuck into science class early and emptied all the alcohol burners and replaced with water except our station and the two hottest girls station
10th grade- duct taping some queer to his locker

the rest I cant tell you or Id have to kill you rock:

heh, i have a lot more stories but I always get out of trouble.

i thought it was stories where the punishment is much harsher then the crime

I'm perfect. I've never gotten into any trouble before.

LOL @ ducttaping a kid to his locker!

I wish I knew what my dumbest moment was... fuck do I have plenty. Where do I start ? mwah:

FUCKED A PIG UP YO. GOT SHOT ATZ. THEN I FUCKED SOME MORE UP.

[quote="Short Hand":c1479]FUCKED A PIG UP YO. GOT SHOT ATZ. THEN I FUCKED SOME MORE UP.[/quote:c1479]


IMA BELEEVE IN YUO SHORTES

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":06e01]burners and replaced with water except our station and the two hottest girls station[/quote:06e01]

LMAO, who says being a hot girl doesn't have it's advantages. biggrin:

I have gotten in trouble for three stupid things in school.

Kindergarten: The teacher was reading a story and I was smiling (Don't ask why, I was a faggoty kid) and I guess the teacher thought I was being a smartass and told me to go take my Humpty Dumpty off the wall or some shit like that.

5th Grade: I called some girl a prostitute. rock:

6th Grade: I said, "Sup n*gga?" in the hallway to somebody and got in school suspension.

7th Grade: I did something obscure this year but I can't remember what it was.

9th Grade: There was some noise during Spanish class, and some people got up to go look at it. The teacher even got up and went to go look at it. I got up too, and she wrote all of us up. I hated that bitch. She would let the girls chew gum in class but if she saw a guy doing it she would write him up.

10th Grade: I punched this faggot on our football team in the temple and knocked him down in the locker room. I really didn't get in trouble for this though, the coach just told me not to fuck with people on the team.


And that's it, I was a good boy from that point until now.

in 5th grade, we all did some sort of country project and at the end of the year we all had to dress up like a person from our country (i did finland. should have dressed as a sniper happy: ) some kid i knew did germany and my friend said he looked like a pimp and got in trouble for that.

me and almost half of a class in 8th grade sat on one table and broke it.

in 8th grade, i found an arm to a pair of glasses, and showed it to a friend. it had 2 little sharp points from where it had broken off from the glasses. i had given it to him, and left to go get some math problems checked or someting, and afterschool, i was called to the principal's office. the kid had scratched someone, and left a papercut size cut on her and he was getting written up for assault or somethin and i could have gotten it for giving him a "weapon."

and also in 8th grade, a kid gave another kid a .22 bullet, and had showed it to me. i thought it wasn't live, like one of those keychains only he had cut off the chain part. it was actualy live, and i got in trouble for not reporting it. oOo:

that's about it, didnt do much in 9th grade or so on.

In 3rd grade I taught this kid how to flip people off. He decided it was incredibly new and exciting and opted to give everyone in school the finger. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't like getting the bird from an 8 year old and busted him. He, being a filthy rat, told on me and I was seriously reprimanded.

The shame.

annoy:

5th grade I started a food fight with some asshole.

11th grade I slipped some fat-chick porn under a few girls' hotel room door on our trip to DC.

a random person?

ROFL

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e0efd]a random person?[/quote:e0efd]well you see we thought it was some girls that we knew from our band. So we called them up on the hotel phones and were like, "Hey did you get a present under the door?" And when they started to deny everything I started to get nervous. They had no idea what i was talking about. Evidentally, we got things mixed up. They were in that room, but on a floor down.

So the room that recieved the fat chick porn was some older woman from what our director told us. The woman was really angry and demanded an apology and that we'd be suspended from school. Since we were really close with the director and stuff, she knew it was just a small prank gone wrong so nothing ever happened to us except for our racing hearts thinking what our punishment was.


From 9th grade till 12th grade I was in the pit orchestra for the school play. My freshman year, a senior named Todd (he's in the army now) went and bought fat chick porn called "Voluptuous". It is the worst thing in the world...trust me. So we'd put it on our music stands while the actors on stage would try to concentrate on their lines and dancing. (our back were towards the stage so our horns would face the audience). It was perfect how we were situated because we were center stage and no adult knew what we were doing. Ever since that moment, it has been a new tradition for the trumpet player to bring fat chick porn to mess the actors up.

We also try to put porn in different props. Two years ago we put it in a newspaper that the one actor had to read up on stage. The look on his face was soooooo priceless. Last year we put this discusting wet pussy on the back of a knight's shield. The kid that had to use it was a freshman and he had no idea what to do...oh it was great. Good times, good times.

i never get caught for most of the dumb shit I pull. The worst that i've been caught for in school was blowing bubbles in the middle of class.

My father finding lighters in the car that my stupid friends can't seem to keep in their pants and making it seem like they're mine when they obviouslly aren't and getting in shit for something that takes 10 seconds to pick up if it bugged him so much.

i was telling a story, and i stretched my arm
and my teacher just walked by and i hitted her in her face oOo:

detention time!

My wife (at the time just my girlfriend) clicking on KTOG's old "Vet's Forum" I had bookmarked. She read a post by me which said something to the effect of "I'd hit it like a 65 mph changeup" in regard to a pic of a classmate posted by someone there.

I got a blast o' shit for that...heh heh.

LMAO