I am going to puke...AGAIN
 

WELL I just got in from the gym, tired as hell and what do I see left over on the kitchen stove top... sheppards pie.. NOW I am hungry so I go to take a big bite, as I am chewing threw the deliciousnous I notice some strange crawling sensation in my mouth........ I look in the pie and what do I see..... EARWIGS ! the limy mother fucking cock sucking cunt smelling nazi mother fucking EARWIGS are crawling in it.... Before I could even think I hurled all over the stove and ran downstairs and washed my mouth out 4 times with Listerine....I feel completely sick right now from it... Fucking disgusting little creatures. I hate them almost asm uch as I hate Centipedes. Now not only am I screwed out of a delicous pie.... BUT I feel sick from those bastards as well. After I recovered I went up stairs, took the pie and threw it out the window with them in it. Son of a fucking bitch. mad:

hahas

how many were in it?

I don't know how many were in my mouth.. but I counted 3 in the pie....swimming in the grease.

most bugs don't creep me out, but goddamn earwigs are gross

lolgasm

wtf is a earwig ffs ...

[img]http://www.sactorose.org/ipm/12orthops/12earwig.jpg[/img]

google motherfucker...do you use it? biggrin:

[img]http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~psoil120/images/earwig.gif[/img]

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us ... arwig.html

As a kid to scare the shit out of me my uncles told me they try to crawl into your ear when you sleep and nest inside.....LIES.

yeah i looked it up ... its not something common around here i dont guess since ive never heard of it before

if you go to some wooded areas around here you can find some by flipping over a rock.

umm...tell whoever made the pie to use plastic wrap

[quote="Cool Fool":5eeba]umm...tell whoever made the pie to use plastic wrap[/quote:5eeba]

Who the fuck thought these things would be drawn... to pie grease..

was this a new pie someone bought from the store? or was it baked and just sitting out for a while?

[quote="Short Hand":bc890][quote="Cool Fool":bc890]umm...tell whoever made the pie to use plastic wrap[/quote:bc890]

Who the fuck thought these things would be drawn... to pie grease..[/quote:bc890]

I've eaten ALOT of meat pies in my life (You can buy hot meat pies here anywhere you can buy food), and I have never heard of seen that before.

Ew.

thats just gross. do they normally get in your house, i havent heard of earwigs getting in your house while someone was away for a bit. even if there was food out. must have been someones idea of a joke. only thing left to do is to kill everyone in the house. what is sheppards pie btw, is it like chicken pot pie?

You should go and get an HIV test.

AAACKCKK!!! Thats nasty dude. I have phobia of insects especially Coakroaches. I've only encountered an earwig once, when I was on the beach, I was sitting down on the sand when I felt a sharp pain on my hamstrings. I looked down and I see an earwig pinching me with that claw of its. Tried to found the thing kill the fucker but it dug itself back in the sand. BUT having those things in your mouth and in your food. Dude I'm gonna have nightmares.

Shepards Pie = Mince pie with a mashed potatoe top, topped with melted cheese.

ive never seen or heard of an earwig before this post. they look disgusting =\. we just have roaches down here

shepards pie rules. Never heard of earwigs having made a home in one yet though.

i used to rip the pinchers off them when i was little

I should have takne pics before i hucked the pna outside in the bakcyard with them in it...... This is extremely weird becasue I have nver seen one in our house before. NO it is not a joke...These things must have just been hungry or something... I don't know If I will ever be able to eat the good ole sheppards pie ever again..

Yes buck it was baked this afternoon and it was just sitting out.

Wtf do you expect leaving pies out on the counter? Are bugs a new concept in Canada?

Leave something on the counter here and ants will be all over it.

those earwigs are a good source of protein, but oh no...you had to be wasteful.... annoy:

[quote="dr nein":7f9df]Wtf do you expect leaving pies out on the counter? Are bugs a new concept in Canada?

Leave something on the counter here and ants will be all over it.[/quote:7f9df]

In my 19 years of pie eating I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF OR HAD A fucking bug crawl into it. happy: ed:

Lesson learned the disgusting way then.

[quote=Tripper][quote="Short Hand":74f64]Who the fuck thought these things would be drawn... to pie grease..[/quote:74f64]

I've eaten ALOT of meat pies in my life (You can buy hot meat pies here anywhere you can buy food), and I have never heard of seen that before.

Ew.[/quote:74f64]

Yeah, me too. That's fucked up ed:

same

[quote="Eight Ace":aac80]those earwigs are a good source of protein, but oh no...you had to be wasteful.... annoy:[/quote:aac80]

LOL

[quote="Eight Ace":d7f0d]those earwigs are a good source of protein, but oh no...you had to be wasteful.... annoy:[/quote:d7f0d]


That's what I was thinking , you know sautéed with some garlic butter and onions.

i once ate a bunch of ants when i was eating some fries and failed to look down at what i was eating for 5 mins.

Let em crawl up your peehole.

Take pics.

Insert them into your brain as an act of contrition for telling everyone the last silver scroll was found.

losloslosloslosloslosloslos happy:

lolercaust

Never have i eaten something as gross as shephards pie.

KHAAAAAAAN!!!!
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/buckdad.jpg[/img]
(good protein)

ha fuckin owned.