Become Lithuanian!
 

"Convert to Lithuanianism in 10 easy steps"

1) Play basketball frequently
2) Play soccer frequently
3) Make sure you burn any american things in your home
4) Get a job working construction
5) Believe that your country is greater than any other country
6) Hate black people for no apparent reason
7) Hate Jewish people because they are greedy
8) Stereotype everyone
9) Be hypocritical about everything
10) Always be jealous of people that do better than you in life

Written by me, a 100% Lithuanian, for kicks ;)

how about I just slit your throat nazi boy.

[quote="newt.":7d308]how about I just slit your throat nazi boy.[/quote:7d308]

Bring it, im going to kick your ass so bad over the internet, i will be an uber eGangster!

inb4lock

you forgot that you have to become 7 feet tall first

Re: Become Lithuanian!
 

1) Play basketball frequently= fuck no
2) Play soccer frequently= meh
3) Make sure you burn any american things in your home=hell no!...well maybe some, but not all
4) Get a job working construction=no thats ok, i have talents
5) Believe that your country is greater than any other country=already do?
6) Hate black people for no apparent reason=....
7) Hate Jewish people because they are greedy=yay i have one right!
8) Stereotype everyone= ssshhh!
9) Be hypocritical about everything= how'd you know!?!
10) Always be jealous of people that do better than you in life= read #4

dumbest list ever

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ab72a]dumbest list ever[/quote:ab72a]

dumb, yes
pointless, yes
funny, feck no

why did i post it? Because its GF1 OT :)

Fuck Lithuanians....

lol

lol =)

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Acideyez - Get the fuck out.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":7209f]dumbest list ever[/quote:7209f]

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Latvians are better

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Bulgaria, motherfuckers. Bulgaria's where it's at!

[quote=Tripper]Acideyez - Get the fuck out.

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suck a chode and fuck off, fruitcake.

[quote="newt.":f0241]how about I just slit your throat nazi boy.[/quote:f0241]


Shut up hippy.

[quote="newt.":abe3c]how about I just slit your throat nazi boy.[/quote:abe3c]

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