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Arkan 08-17-2005 05:27 PM

I have issues...
 
....thats pretty much all i'm willing to say at the moment.

Judas 08-17-2005 05:31 PM

inb4loc

Mr.Buttocks 08-17-2005 05:33 PM

The Phantom Admin has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tfw

Akuma 08-17-2005 05:34 PM

Please tell.


Maybe we can be friends. happy:

Nyck 08-17-2005 06:00 PM

rofl....inb4loct

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 06:03 PM

yeah, i have Issues too. Great CD.

Simo Häyhä 08-17-2005 06:11 PM

im a little sleepy right now

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 06:13 PM

i'm sleepy too, wanna sleep together? rolleyes:

Simo Häyhä 08-17-2005 06:15 PM

-1
hake:

Akuma 08-17-2005 06:18 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":aec75]yeah, i have Issues too. Great CD.[/quote:aec75]
ban:

Mr.Buttocks 08-17-2005 06:20 PM

This could be the "Arkan comes out" thread. dance:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 06:21 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4fd59]-1
hake:[/quote:4fd59]

to you to

Jakke 08-17-2005 06:24 PM

666 TEH NUMB0RZ OF TEH BEAST!!!!111

Judas 08-17-2005 06:26 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3eae6]I'm on the fairway, about 97 <strike>years</strike> yards from the hole guys. The wind's gusting up a bit and there are some seagulls divebombing me from above ( they're trying to shit on my new rainjacket) so it's a tricky shot. I've took out my 9-iron and I'm going to have a go from here.....the lie is good.

Here we go.........

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHCLUNK


"GET IN THE HOLE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUEBALL WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN IN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




THE BALL WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE. THAT WAS A BOGEY, I'M NOW +6.
[/quote:3eae6]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 06:28 PM

where did he say that?

Jakke 08-17-2005 06:33 PM

9-iron topic sleeping:

two topics above

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 06:33 PM

so, have you guys ever heard of a "wish sandwhich?"

Jakke 08-17-2005 06:34 PM

nope, but it sounds good happy:

Arkan 08-17-2005 07:43 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":477c5]This could be the "Arkan comes out" thread. dance:[/quote:477c5]

hehe, don't you wish!! Bottom line is: Life's too short, play hard.

.....and yeah, i still have issues.

btw Akuma, i have nothing against you.

Tripper 08-17-2005 07:45 PM

What are your issues, Arkan? You can talk to us, we love the assman! biggrin: rock:

Arkan 08-17-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
What are your issues, Arkan? You can talk to us, we love the assman! biggrin: rock:

You crack me up Trip. One of these days we're going out whoring together and i'll pick up your bar tab.

As for my issues?...to know me you'd understand. Nothing bad......some would say "too good".

Tripper 08-17-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
What are your issues, Arkan? You can talk to us, we love the assman! biggrin: rock:

You crack me up Trip. One of these days we're going out whoring together and i'll pick up your bar tab.

As for my issues?...to know me you'd understand. Nothing bad......some would say "too good".

No doubt, mang - Drinks would be on me though, you can supply the hot women! biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan

You crack me up Trip. One of these days we're going out whoring together and i'll pick up your bar tab.

As for my issues?...to know me you'd understand. Nothing bad......some would say "too good".

I don't know why, but for some reason these sentences seem like the types of things one would say before they die.

Akuma 08-17-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
btw Akuma, i have nothing against you.

I don't have anything against you either...


I ment because I also have a lot of uh... issues... That we would get a long good... eh... Nevermind.


My humor is lost.

duncey 08-17-2005 08:22 PM

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/img/113/928/640/andre-phillipe.jpg[/img]

Jakke 08-17-2005 08:23 PM

[quote:e3342]
My humor is lost.[/quote:e3342]

i got plenty, want some ? happy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
[quote:fd4b6]
My humor is lost.

i got plenty, want some ? happy:[/quote:fd4b6]

I would want some too!

Arkan 08-17-2005 08:41 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7d2a7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan

You crack me up Trip. One of these days we're going out whoring together and i'll pick up your bar tab.

As for my issues?...to know me you'd understand. Nothing bad......some would say "too good".

I don't know why, but for some reason these sentences seem like the types of things one would say before they die.[/quote:7d2a7]

I sure as hell hope not !! My ass plans on being here a very long time.........very looooooong !!

Jakke 08-17-2005 08:45 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d70fb]
Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
[quote:d70fb]
My humor is lost.

i got plenty, want some ? happy:[/quote:d70fb]

I would want some too![/quote:d70fb]

+1 and PM porn for teh humor happy:

Blase 08-17-2005 09:09 PM

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/173905993842d36c3520028.gif[/img]

DUKE NUKEM

Simo Häyhä 08-17-2005 09:11 PM

I GET LIVE STREAMING VIDEO OF TRIPPER JERKING OFF TO ANIMAL PORN

Akuma 08-17-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
[quote:49f3d]
My humor is lost.

i got plenty, want some ? happy:[/quote:49f3d]
no thanks

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 09:55 PM

one of the kids in my grade at school downloads animal porn to the laptop he brings with him... it has something to do with horses and dogs.

Arkan 08-17-2005 10:29 PM

Please don't confuse those issues with mine!

......mine have to do with the "human" female gender!

ninty 08-17-2005 10:31 PM

[img]http://www.antelope-ebooks.com/CCC/lessons/commandments/graphics/bird7.gif[/img]

Nyck 08-17-2005 10:33 PM

I think hes gonna be a daddy again.

Akuma 08-17-2005 10:37 PM

Or he fucked his wife too hard in the ass and she hasn't been able to shit in 2 weeks now and she's taking it out on him...

Arkan 08-17-2005 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Or he fucked his wife too hard in the ass and she hasn't been able to shit in 2 weeks now and she's taking it out on him...

Yeah, hit her in the shitter! That way you're safe, no kids.

Akuma 08-17-2005 10:42 PM

That's my motto.

Madmartagen 08-17-2005 10:47 PM

let it out man, it might help. gf1.com support team en route

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