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I'm on the fairway, about 97 <strike>years</strike> yards from the hole guys. The wind's gusting up a bit and there are some seagulls divebombing me from above ( they're trying to shit on my new rainjacket) so it's a tricky shot. I've took out my 9-iron and I'm going to have a go from here.....the lie is good.

Here we go.........

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHCLUNK


"GET IN THE HOLE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUEBALL WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER GET IN IN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




THE BALL WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE. THAT WAS A BOGEY, I'M NOW +6.

How many lines of coke have you been doing honey?

666

LOL.

is this another ' i have issues ' thread?

tha numba of tha beast

Genius... I'd give Mr.Buttocks the Pullitzer for something. eek:

hell and fire!

[quote="Simo Häyhä":bbc4b]How many limes of coke have you been doing honey?[/quote:bbc4b]

bow bow bow

beer:

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^ haha happy:

I got analsex on a par 5.

No matter how bad you suck, a shot like that keeps you going back.

Nice shot mate.

is spawned to be released

Loct in 5... 4... 3... cuss:

hake:

Katamari Damacy

dance:

double you tee ef

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eek:

if you actually did that...wow.

97 yards with a 9? I pull out my 3 iron for a 97 yarder. Actually, the only clubs I play are driver, 3 iron, PW and Putter. happy:

I played texas scramble in a work tourney last weekend and I played the best i've ever played. Drives were great, (actually drove the ball 250 on one hoe which is awesome for me) chipping was awesome, the only thing that I shit the bed on was my putting. Did drain a nice 20-25ft put for birdie though.

And if your just making shit up and didn't want to talk golf then...

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I suck terribly at golf.

THe only reason I go golfball driving is for the sole purpose of hitting the little golf cart ball collector. You know, it's that cart that the butt-ugly kid drives around with the metal sides to protect himself.

(I hit the cart 5 times. I'm pretty damn proud...even though I probably have been driving dozens of times happy: )

you're arms are broken! Duck Tales!

straight ahead par 5? bunkers come into play?

got my first eagle last week on par 4...lucky shot, watched it hit the fringe of the green and when i went to look and didnt see and started thinking "how in the crap did i lose a ball on the fringe"? [bill murray voice] its in the hole

oh yah...i would have hit my pw...9 iron for 110-120 for me (not good, just a fat kid whose arm flab gets decent clubhead speed)