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Chronic Diarrhea 08-19-2005 10:52 PM

Carrot Top WTF
 
I remember seeing carrot Top years ago and how much of a puny fuck he used to be. I thought this pic was Photoshopped at first but sure enough it's not. WTF is up with Carrot Top?

[img]http://thesuperficial.com/archives/ctop_workout2.jpg[/img]

Vance 08-19-2005 10:53 PM

red ex

Chronic Diarrhea 08-19-2005 11:01 PM

Looks good to me, but here's another site in case it's everybody else besides me:

[img]http://angryhamster.com/images/pictures/carrot_top2.jpg[/img]

c312 08-19-2005 11:03 PM

yeah, in those 1800callatt commercials you could see he had some guns. With a face and reputation like his, he needs to be ripped to get any attention from the ladies..

or anyone else

Bean 2 08-19-2005 11:04 PM

when did he get jacked

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-19-2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c312
yeah, in those 1800callatt commercials you could see he had some guns. With a face and reputation like his, he needs to be ripped to get any attention from the ladies..

or anyone else

my thoughts exactly, but he has gotten bigger since then. He must of just started lifting in the past 5 years because in the olden days he was puny as shit.

Chronic Diarrhea 08-19-2005 11:12 PM

Yeah, I could tell he had started working out in those 1-800 COLLECT commercials, because he wasn't as much of a puny bastard, but he was still pretty puny. I guess he got tired of people beating the shit out of him everytime he went out in public.

Bucknub 08-19-2005 11:13 PM

he's fuckin tanked

Jin-Roh 08-19-2005 11:14 PM

he probably has to do that every single day, because after two days he will shrink

Stammer 08-19-2005 11:14 PM

He's pubic hair is making me wet.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-19-2005 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
He's pubic hair is making me wet.

is it red?

Stammer 08-19-2005 11:17 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":120c5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
He's pubic hair is making me wet.

is it red?[/quote:120c5]

Upon closer inspection I've determined, that indeed the curtains do match the carpet.

Bucknub 08-19-2005 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
He's pubic hair is making me wet.

dammit, I wanted to be the first to notice!

[img]http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/952/carrotpubes9gh.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-19-2005 11:22 PM

i like the body builders in the picture behind him rolleyes:

Jin-Roh 08-19-2005 11:25 PM

jon travolta

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-19-2005 11:33 PM

we need to find a google of him as a skinny carrot top... i was unable to find one this late at night...

lasagna 08-19-2005 11:37 PM

[img]http://newsletter.casinocity.com/issue38/images/carrottop%5B1%5D.jpg[/img]

Tripper 08-19-2005 11:55 PM

Faggot Top

Jin-Roh 08-19-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Faggot Top

Agreed.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-19-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
[img]http://newsletter.casinocity.com/issue38/images/carrottop%5B1%5D.jpg[/img]

W....T....F

SoLiDUS 08-20-2005 12:24 AM

Obvious roid use... but yeah, nice build.

Short Hand 08-20-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Obvious roid use... but yeah, nice build.

Nice upper body build..... his legs still need tons of work. (Yep that is pure roid muscle, good eye m8t).

Mr.Buttocks 08-20-2005 04:06 AM

[quote="Short Hand":852c5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Obvious roid use... but yeah, nice build.

Nice upper body build..... his legs still need tons of work. (Yep that is pure roid muscle, good eye m8t).[/quote:852c5]


How can you tell?

SoLiDUS 08-20-2005 04:23 AM

We're not cock lovers. That's how biggrin:

Nyck 08-20-2005 05:44 AM

fuck yea prop comics need guns too brotha!

ps. these guys are made because carrot top gets more bitches than them now.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-20-2005 08:10 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e6b98][quote="Short Hand":e6b98]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Obvious roid use... but yeah, nice build.

Nice upper body build..... his legs still need tons of work. (Yep that is pure roid muscle, good eye m8t).[/quote:e6b98]


How can you tell?[/quote:e6b98]

his pubes are too small

Nyck 08-20-2005 10:09 AM

http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/index.html

Short Hand 08-20-2005 02:16 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e4ef6][quote="Short Hand":e4ef6]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Obvious roid use... but yeah, nice build.

Nice upper body build..... his legs still need tons of work. (Yep that is pure roid muscle, good eye m8t).[/quote:e4ef6]


How can you tell?[/quote:e4ef6]
After being around guys who do the stuff on a bi monthly basis... it just becomes something you can spot out.

Tripper 08-20-2005 02:25 PM

[img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/Tripe05/taptop.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-20-2005 03:25 PM

the guy on the right looks like [img]http://kickass.nobody.jp/image/characters/mr.slave.gif[/img]

lasagna 08-20-2005 03:32 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9e0a8]the guy on the right looks like [img]http://kickass.nobody.jp/image/characters/mr.slave.gif[/img][/quote:9e0a8]

Spinal Tap dipshit

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-20-2005 03:38 PM

that still doesn't negate the fact that he looks like Mr. Slave

Judas 08-20-2005 04:05 PM

[quote=Stammer]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":043da]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
He's pubic hair is making me wet.

is it red?

Upon closer inspection I've determined, that indeed the curtains do match the carpet.[/quote:043da]shssshhahahah

lasagna 08-20-2005 04:24 PM

im likin teh redz

TonyMontana 08-20-2005 07:30 PM

30 lbs in each hand?.....i can do 20 and im a skinny fuck

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-20-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
30 lbs in each hand?.....i can do 20 and im a skinny fuck

Its obviously just for show...I highly doubt he only gets 30.

SoLiDUS 08-20-2005 09:22 PM

He probably does sets with 40-60, depending on whether it's endurance, strength or power training. When I was in my power phase, I used 50's for 3x6-8... and I'm not even taking steroids.

Judas 08-20-2005 09:27 PM

am i the only one who is repulsed by that photo?

Coleman 08-20-2005 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
am i the only one who is repulsed by that photo?

does getting a boner count as being repulsed?

Chronic Diarrhea 08-20-2005 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
He probably does sets with 40-60, depending on whether it's endurance, strength or power training. When I was in my power phase, I used 50's for 3x6-8... and I'm not even taking steroids.

That's where I'm at right now Sl0i.


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