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lasagna 08-21-2005 10:15 AM

I Cant Believe Its Not Human!
 
http://eathufu.com/home.asp

Akuma 08-21-2005 10:20 AM

Nothing can replace the real thing. eek:

Sgt. Paine 08-21-2005 10:30 AM

my friend was born in fiji, but he doesnt eat people...

Jimbo@ 08-21-2005 10:34 AM

[quote:ee394]After a major victory, the traditional Fijian celebration lasted a full four days. These were by all accounts parties of heroic, outsized proportions. As the cooking and the ceremonial dances of death proceeded, gustatory anticipation and sexual tension would build. When the feasting commenced, the revelers sated their appetites according to their status: the choice pieces, hearts and thighs, were for the warriors. The scraps, feet and hands, were for the weak and infirm. And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy. At the end of four days of such bacchanalia the warriors would enjoy a lengthy bathing and cleansing ritual.[/quote:ee394]

[sarcase]I hope there were no drugs involved annoy: [/sarcasm]

Sounds like my kinda party, of course without all the human flesh I wouldn't mind being in a primitive tribe with many hot chicks.

CoMaToSe 08-21-2005 10:41 AM

[quote:365d5]


[img]http://eathufu.com/assets/images/panels/list_3/th-png-dumplings.jpg[/img]Serano Nanito
These native dumplings filled with hufu (or human flesh), sago and yam are prized for their taste as well as their ability to make you fierce and brave in tribal combat.
get recipe

1 pound Hufu (or human flesh) Classic Strips

[/quote:365d5]

biggrin:
Available at KFC

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-21-2005 11:00 AM

[quote="Jimbo@":4b041][quote:4b041]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.[/quote:4b041]
[/quote:4b041]

biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:

CoMaToSe 08-21-2005 11:01 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":2d425][quote="Jimbo@":2d425][quote:2d425]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.[/quote:2d425]
[/quote:2d425]

biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:[/quote:2d425]
send for akuma hellfire:

Akuma 08-21-2005 11:04 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b4002]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimbo@":b4002
[quote:b4002]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.

[/quote:b4002]

biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:[/quote:b4002]
send for akuma hellfire:[/quote:b4002]
Already there, buddy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-21-2005 11:05 AM

Crispy Flesh BLT, Now 99 cents at Arbys!

Pyro 08-21-2005 11:21 AM

Arby's probably does sell Hufu.

CoMaToSe 08-21-2005 11:22 AM

^^ nah, thats wendys biggrin:

Stammer 08-21-2005 11:24 AM

lol

Jimbo@ 08-21-2005 11:26 AM

[quote=Akuma][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":2596e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimbo@":2596e
[quote:2596e]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.


biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:[/quote:2596e]
send for akuma hellfire:[/quote:2596e]
Already there, buddy.[/quote:2596e]

Da_Bian eats children.

Jin-Roh 08-21-2005 01:55 PM

Best Cannibal movie: Ravenous

Good music, I think, too. rock:

Akuma 08-21-2005 01:59 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":d153c]Best Cannibal movie: Ravenous

Good music, I think, too. rock:[/quote:d153c]
Cannibal Holocaust > *

Jin-Roh 08-21-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Cannibal Holocaust > *

You think Blair Witch oringinated from that story in some way or another? eek:

Zoner 08-22-2005 09:02 AM

Rent Cannibal Ferox. Try to eat spaghetti while watching it. Then and only then can you call yourself a man. biggrin:

Michael 08-22-2005 09:05 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082700/ <sounds good. i wonder if my local block buster has it biggrin:

Gonzo 08-22-2005 10:23 AM

^ that movie is banned in like 31 countries or some shit.

CoMaToSe 08-22-2005 10:25 AM

yea I saw that too... eek:

Jimbo@ 08-22-2005 11:22 AM

[img]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/m.michel/Images%20Quelle%20Horreur(Photos)/bad-taste.jpg[/img]

Zoner 08-22-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082700/ <sounds good. i wonder if my local block buster has it biggrin:

Rudy: Why'd you kill her you bastard?
Mike Logan: Get off my case motherfucker.

rock:

Tripper 08-22-2005 02:03 PM

[quote="Jimbo@":35d57][img]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/m.michel/Images%20Quelle%20Horreur(Photos)/bad-taste.jpg[/img][/quote:35d57]

PJ OWNS


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