College Pranks
 

So at college, I have 3 roomates. It's pretty fun despite the high level of cock in the dorm room. Sean, one of my roomates, seems to be the dorky kinda kid that has to have a say in everything. He tries to go out with the guys and drinks to be cool. Well the other night he brought home this but ugly girl. We found out later the next morning that she rubbed his cock. He bragged about it...but I think with his lack of experience he made a big two big mistakes. First and foremost, the girl looks like a dude. She acts like a dude. We think she's a dude (not really, but you get my point). Secondly, he said he shot his load in his pants and slept in them. WTF! loooooooool So he thought he was being cool, but he was just a dipshit.

So for the past 48 hours the whole dorm foor has been busting on him for it. Here's a picture of the girl. I'll put it in html code so I don't scare anyone that's not ready for the picture: http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/3654/snag00107np.jpg


FUCKING GROSS!



So now we're determined to fuck with him to make sure he never does it again. He leaves his PC logged on all the time. I wanted to think of some pranks to do to him.

Here are some things that I just did:
1.) took that picture and made it his background. Then I took a screen shot of his background and made the screenshot the background....but I deleted the icons. So when he tries to click the "icons" nothing will happen since it's just a picture of the icon
2.) He's an idiot and stored his AIM/AOL password. I went on and made his buddy icon that girl's head. lmao
3.) I made his window's logon icon that girl's head. I also made his account named Jessica Pian..(her name).
4.) I put tape over his optical mouse so it won't move.
5.) I made his homepage the picture of that girl
6.) I added lemonparty to his favorites.
7.) I made his screen saver say "I like chicks with dicks"
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What other pranks can I do to him regarding this girl? I want them to be totally reversable. Nothing major. I'm not going to defrag his C drive or anything like that.


Also, what are some other good pranks to pull on roomates?

ok, for real, that is really a man.

as for pranks, i dont know any goodones that are reverable, mine would be perminent.

maybe he wants to fuck football players. you never know, coleman, he might like band members next. watch out for your cornhole, bud.

ahaha, he sleeps underneath me. ( we have two sets of bunk beds)

switch the numbers on the numberpad on his keyboard to a phone layout. and reassign all his keys to type some random character.

Make him pay for your gas.

I think she's pretty cute for a guy.

smear shit all over the walls of his room.

edit his hosts file to redirect him to goatse

lmfao n1 colemun....

jizz on his pillow

Re: College Pranks
 

Wtf I couldnt stop laughing at that wtf oOo:

did you just not just start college like a week ago?! wow you guys sure do get off to a quick start.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":82c14]did you just not just start college like a week ago?! wow you guys sure do get off to a quick start.[/quote:82c14]yeh, thats what i was thinking..

Did he find all the shit you did yet?

Oh God, my dorm hall experience last year was memorable, but also shitty. Our rooms were so small, and my roommate piled all of his clothes on the floor so you had to get a ladder to climb over it to get to my side, but other than that we fucked with a lot of people. Our neighbor next door always left his door unlocked and all of his internet stuff open, so I went into his Facebook profile and changed everything to make him sound gay. It went unnoticed for 2-3 days until he checked his messages, and he had about 3 fags message him asking about him. You could hear him yell, "GODDAMNIT!" all the way down the hall. I made a point to change my Facebook password so the same fate would not happen to me.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7e7d3]Oh God, my dorm hall experience last year was memorable, but also shitty. Our rooms were so small, and my roommate piled all of his clothes on the floor so you had to get a ladder to climb over it to get to my side, but other than that we fucked with a lot of people. Our neighbor next door always left his door unlocked and all of his internet stuff open, so I went into his Facebook profile and changed everything to make him sound gay. It went unnoticed for 2-3 days until he checked his messages, and he had about 3 fags message him asking about him. You could hear him yell, "GODDAMNIT!" all the way down the hall. I made a point to change my Facebook password so the same fate would not happen to me.[/quote:7e7d3]ROFL! happy:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1adf0][quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":1adf0]did you just not just start college like a week ago?! wow you guys sure do get off to a quick start.[/quote:1adf0]yeh, thats what i was thinking..[/quote:1adf0]yeah, we started about 10 days ago. We're real tight though which is pretty cool.

He came in last night (this morning) at 4:00am. He was so pissed off about the icons on his background. He couldn't figure out what was going on lol. Then I felt bad and helped him with that. BUT i didn't tell him about his buddy icon. I'm waiting to see how long it takes for someone to tell him his buddy icon is some butch chick.

He was at least like...drunk when he brought her home right...it really isn't an excuse...but at least it makes it look better than if he was sober.

my mates favourite saying: Never go to bed with an ugly chick, may wake up with one though. happy:

He "claims" he was drunk the next day. He was NOT drunk which was really obvious. he had 2 beers...piss water cheap beer too.

why would he bust it in his pants?! LOL i must have missed that line the first time. LOL

goatse and tub*girl are no longer active url's... cry:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":ec518]why would he bust it in his pants?! LOL i must have missed that line the first time. LOL[/quote:ec518]

I would have felt so dirty... The next morning i would cringe at the feeling of waking up..... having my pants full of dead Jr's...ugh....

lol i have no clue why he'd want to tell us that...

He hasn't found out about his buddy icon yet happy:

lol @ this thread

Your sister keeps giving me "the look" in timmies.

"...the hell you lookin at" look?

biggrin:

You have a pic of this guy?

I am sure I do. I've taken a good amount of pictures in 10 days. Let me check to see if I can crop him out of one.

As short said I would feel so dirty the next day and why would he brag about that? lol

[url=http://imageshack.us:c893d][img]http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/1661/snag00107npedit6vd.jpg[/img][/url:c893d]

the kid in the striped shirt.

[img]http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/1234/dsc027639hy.jpg[/img]

he looks really young....

I'm considering nuking your college.

Just a heads up.

he's like 6'1'' and weighs about 115lbs.

lol

howd you get a picture from that angle above...stairs?

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d3af2]howd you get a picture from that angle above...stairs?[/quote:d3af2]

Levitation.

[quote=Stammer]Levitation.[/quote:ff053]^^^^ nah, I just put my camera up in the air cause there were a bunch of people crowding the hallways