so yeah...
 

my gf of almost 2 years dumped me for another guy

why don't you tell your pen0r size too? eek:

You're probally like 15. If so, there are plenty more fish in the ocean.

She did you a favor. Now she's someone elses headache.

im 18, and she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex

DreadHead:
"I lost my girlfriend. blaw bur blaw bur blaw. I'm pretty sure he didn't have a girlfriend"

edit:

"yaw dude. aw sum. click for free porn. i dont see any free porn."

"STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":b3591]im 18, and she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex[/quote:b3591]

owned

wtf?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":b3451]wtf?[/quote:b3451]
talking to dread on skype, he said all that. i had to post. it was just to funny the ways he said it.

go fight the dude?

damn Hawke posted it already, damn him damn nub

[quote="Airborne Butters":c7ad1]go fight the dude?[/quote:c7ad1]

I dont know anything about him other then that he is 25 and has messed up teeth, I dont even know where exactly it is that she works its somewhere by the airport thats all I know......she just started there not to long ago and I had never been there

and pigs can fly....



































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[quote=TonyMontana]owned[/quote:477dc]

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hey I got sex out of it im all good

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":24c79]hey I got sex out of it im all good[/quote:24c79]

what you do not beleive me?

ok

kill her. its the only way for you to get your manhood back.

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":6ecd3]...she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex[/quote:6ecd3]

I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:

[quote=Colonel]I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:[/quote:2b5cf]

Perhaps he we caught up in some stupid "she loves me, we're going to spend the rest of our lives together" fantasy that an alarming number of teenagers seem to develop.

Alternatively it could have been some sort of e-penis boosting attempt.

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[quote="dr nein":79d0f]
Alternatively it could have been some sort of e-penis boost attempt. [/quote:79d0f]
winnar

[quote=Colonel]I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:[/quote:428e5]
dude....she wanted the sex. Take a compliment. Anyways, yes that shit sucks, move on, she clearly has. Take this time to enjoy the finer things in life, like one night stands, alcohol, and countless kinds of narcotics. I highly recomend Whiskey for hard liquor, and guiness for beer.

Dont let it get to ya dude, take time get over her. find someone else.

shoot her in the face.

[quote=Colonel]I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:[/quote:e59c1]

no that wasn't a problem at all

Don't treat women as humans, they are entities made for our enjoyment and pleasure, once you are done with em move on to another one. If she refuses, the knife always wins.

[quote="dr nein":1a5c3]Perhaps he we caught up in some stupid "she loves me, we're going to spend the rest of our lives together" fantasy that an alarming number of teenagers seem to develop.[/quote:1a5c3]

in a way yeah I was but at the same time I wasn't only reaon I was tho is cause she is a fucking neat freak and is always cleaning and I hate cleaning other then that she would suck at a wife

hahahaha dance:

I'm still in the process of getting a gf, it's hard when you're shy.

Does anyone have suggestions for someone shy trying to get someone shy? biggrin:

heh heh...sloaned

dance:

[quote="Jin-Roh":926cf]I'm still in the process of getting a gf, it's hard when you're shy.

Does anyone have suggestions for someone shy trying to get someone shy? biggrin:[/quote:926cf]

Yeah. Stick to porn and alternate fapping methods.

Detective ShortHand calls for pictures.

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me and her 2004

oOo:

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Fuck high maintainence, shes just flat out ugly.

Congradulations you fucked a horse, and lived. Be glad she ditched your ass cause frankly that thing is fucking nasty.

she looks much better in person, and I have a thing for hispanic chicks......