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Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 01:18 PM

Surgery (again)
 
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So as some of you know this is what my ankle looked like in Jan. well not its all pretty much the same except I dont have that big butt screw in there. I went to see my Dr. today and asked him when I can get all the other screws out and the plate too, and he said he wasn't sure so he sent me to X-Ray, so I got 3 x-rays and showed him and he said that I can get all the stuff out...so sometime soon I am going to get the stuff out, and then after that I have to wait 6 months to go down to Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) to see if I can even join or not so Good Luck to me.

Paterson

Akuma 09-14-2005 01:19 PM

Do you set off metal detectors at airports?

Sgt>Stackem 09-14-2005 02:01 PM

why remove it? Is it stainless or titanium? If its titanium I would think its in your best intrest to leave it in.

Zoner 09-14-2005 02:01 PM

He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 02:06 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":65ebd]why remove it? Is it stainless or titanium? If its titanium I would think its in your best intrest to leave it in.[/quote:65ebd]
cause if I dont remove it I cant join the marines

TonyMontana 09-14-2005 02:08 PM

that's a pretty dumb rule oOo:

1080jibber 09-14-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Do you set off metal detectors at airports?

My brothers leg does that, and with the airports on lock down as they are he is allways held back for at least 15-20 minutes longer than anyone else.
He has to have his stuff searched and the they put the magic want on him, then they patt him down, then they question him. All that because of a stupid broken leg from like 5-10 years ago.

if you do any traveling get that shit out

TonyMontana 09-14-2005 02:09 PM

don't they have medical cards or something that you can give to the security guys?

1080jibber 09-14-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
don't they have medical cards or something that you can give to the security guys?

i have never heard of that, you have a link?

Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 02:31 PM

fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan

Mr.Buttocks 09-14-2005 02:36 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":5185a]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:5185a]


Fuck the marines. Just buy a plane ticket to Baghdad and do some freelance soldiering.

Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 02:54 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":12c63]Fuck the marines. Just buy a plane ticket to Baghdad and do some freelance soldiering.[/quote:12c63]
lmao I actually did think about doing something kinda like that, only thing is I would die no matter what then

Sgt>Stackem 09-14-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
don't they have medical cards or something that you can give to the security guys?

i have never heard of that, you have a link?


yes they do, ask you Dr. We provide them to Docs all the time. It is common place (I work in the orthopedic implant world) The card will show what your implant looks like in an xray view.

Nyck 09-14-2005 03:35 PM

isnt this because you thought you would be "totally cool" and jump down 3 stairs at school rather than walk down them like a "fuckin dweeb"

Coleman 09-14-2005 03:37 PM

Good luck with that.

Coleman

Pyro 09-14-2005 03:44 PM

Why won't they allow that in your leg in the Marines?

Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 03:58 PM

cause its hardware, they might still but if its out the chances increase by like 83%

Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
isnt this because you thought you would be "totally cool" and jump down 3 stairs at school rather than walk down them like a "fuckin dweeb"

it was way more then 3, it was almost a whole flight and it was fun

Whatada 09-14-2005 05:20 PM

chicks dig broke shit.

ninty 09-14-2005 05:26 PM

I think they would let you in if you were a 67 year old with one eye and a had a dog named Jerket.

I have pins in my arm and i'm in the army.

Miscguy 09-14-2005 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
don't they have medical cards or something that you can give to the security guys?

My mum has one, since she has a few titanium plates in her neck.

Crazy Canadian 09-14-2005 06:04 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":95c9e]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:95c9e]

your joking right?

09-14-2005 06:05 PM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":1770a][quote="Jimmy Paterson":1770a]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:1770a]

your joking right?[/quote:1770a]

Well you see, Americans aren't sissies...Canadians, however... biggrin:

Short Hand 09-14-2005 06:09 PM

[quote=Acideyez][quote="Crazy Canadian":362f6]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":362f6
fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan

your joking right?[/quote:362f6]

Well you see, Americans aren't sissies...Canadians, however... biggrin:[/quote:362f6]

Funny, i bet a majority of soldiers there wish they were back home.. yet we have eager minions backhome just scratching for some action...

newt. 09-14-2005 06:35 PM

meps is pretty strict on all that shit, the marines disqualify people for that, sorry dude, but good luck

Jin-Roh 09-14-2005 06:42 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":12baa]Fuck the marines. Just buy a plane ticket to Baghdad and do some freelance soldiering.[/quote:12baa]

Greatest idea... ever. +1 for the next few days. rock:

Jimmy Paterson 09-14-2005 11:09 PM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":32194][quote="Jimmy Paterson":32194]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:32194]

your joking right?[/quote:32194]

nope. I have no life over here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
I think they would let you in if you were a 67 year old with one eye and a had a dog named Jerket.

I have pins in my arm and i'm in the army.

marines are stricter, and if I cant join the marines, im gonna try the navy or army

Milla 09-15-2005 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
that's a pretty dumb rule oOo:

not really because you have a greater chance of injury even wit hthe plates in. They want healthy people without metal in their bodies.

Sgt>Stackem 09-15-2005 12:34 PM

othen times its better for the patient to leave it in but why should they be concerned about the patient

Milla 09-16-2005 12:24 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":15e05]othen times its better for the patient to leave it in but why should they be concerned about the patient[/quote:15e05]

AS true as that is, they dont want anyone who isnt in good condition. They take fat kids, but they dont have metal plates in them.

Poseidon 09-16-2005 02:19 AM

Dont fat kids get shot easier?? Wider surface area = cant miss

Jimmy Paterson 09-16-2005 08:02 AM

wouldn't know as I am not fat

and the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out

Crazy Canadian 09-17-2005 03:05 PM

[quote=Acideyez][quote="Crazy Canadian":1b6b7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":1b6b7
fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan

your joking right?[/quote:1b6b7]

Well you see, Americans aren't sissies...Canadians, however... biggrin:[/quote:1b6b7]

Well you see, Canadians aren't stupid...Americans, however... biggrin:

BlackJackal 09-17-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.


Doctor Duffy 09-18-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackJackal
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.


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IT IS JUDGEMENT DAY.

Eight Ace 09-18-2005 01:10 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":c288d]the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out[/quote:c288d]
you're gonna experience some pain with that Jimmy, so I'd
recommend really getting stuck into the marijuana big time.

Short Hand 09-18-2005 01:10 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":fcf91][quote="Jimmy Paterson":fcf91]the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out[/quote:fcf91]
you're gonna experience some pain with that Jimmy, so I'd
recommend really getting stuck into the maijuana big time.[/quote:fcf91]

Jimmy Paterson 09-18-2005 07:36 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":5141b][quote="Jimmy Paterson":5141b]the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out[/quote:5141b]
you're gonna experience some pain with that Jimmy, so I'd
recommend really getting stuck into the marijuana big time.[/quote:5141b]
i've never smoked in my life, and i NEVER will, so no

Jimmy Paterson 09-18-2005 07:37 AM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":bbabb]Well you see, Canadians aren't stupid...Americans, however... biggrin:[/quote:bbabb]
Canada's military is the UNs bitch there always deployed somewhere

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-18-2005 08:35 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":2963c][quote="Eight Ace":2963c][quote="Jimmy Paterson":2963c]the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out[/quote:2963c]
you're gonna experience some pain with that Jimmy, so I'd
recommend really getting stuck into the marijuana big time.[/quote:2963c]
i've never smoked in my life, and i NEVER will, so no[/quote:2963c] rolleyes:


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