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Sgt>Stackem 09-16-2005 03:13 PM

$250,000,000 lotto tonight
 
I know the odds are like 250 billion to 1 but Ive got my tickets. If I win all new comps for admins

Zoner 09-16-2005 03:14 PM

LEET!

Go Stackem...Go Stackem...Go Stackem...

Art Attack 09-16-2005 03:27 PM

That amount of money would be nice to retire on.

Scalping Chief 09-16-2005 03:33 PM

How about new comps for all?

Pyro 09-16-2005 03:50 PM

EHHHHHH...how about dem mods too?

I fucking hated seeing some rich texan win that type of jackpot last time...I don't like seeing the already weathly get more wealthy...

Good luck man.

Short Hand 09-16-2005 03:56 PM

If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.

Eight Ace 09-16-2005 04:00 PM

[quote="Short Hand":b50b0]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:b50b0]
do that and you may lose some self respect...would 4mill really make up for that?.. annoy:

TonyMontana 09-16-2005 04:05 PM

happy:

Nyck 09-16-2005 04:25 PM

Ill take a simple 22 grand to pay off my school and credit debts thx...

Bucknub 09-16-2005 04:26 PM

[quote="Short Hand":62a5c]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:62a5c]

I'll suck it for free.

Nyck 09-16-2005 04:30 PM

[quote=Bucknub]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":08ca1
If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.

I'll suck it for free.[/quote:08ca1]

*zip*

mr.miyagi 09-16-2005 04:31 PM

Think of all the dying people in the world, the poverty, disease, crime.
Thats the most idiotic amount to give to one individual. hake:

Nyck 09-16-2005 04:35 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":fae88]Think of all the dying people in the world, the poverty, disease, crime.
Thats the most idiotic amount to give to one individual. hake:[/quote:fae88]

what most of it will go to that...shit after taxes you get like 86 mil

1080jibber 09-16-2005 04:40 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7258d][quote="Short Hand":7258d]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:7258d]
do that and you may lose some self respect...would 4mill really make up for that?.. annoy:[/quote:7258d]ahhhh, yeah.

Bucknub 09-16-2005 04:44 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":84617][quote="Short Hand":84617]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:84617]
do that and you may lose some self respect...would 4mill really make up for that?.. annoy:[/quote:84617]

YES!

Short Hand 09-16-2005 04:46 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":e5f03][quote="Short Hand":e5f03]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:e5f03]
do that and you may lose some self respect...would 4mill really make up for that?.. annoy:[/quote:e5f03]

Self respect and dignity are so fucking overated. rolleyes:

Eight Ace 09-16-2005 04:51 PM

[quote="Short Hand":2dba6][quote="Eight Ace":2dba6][quote="Short Hand":2dba6]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:2dba6]
do that and you may lose some self respect...would 4mill really make up for that?.. annoy:[/quote:2dba6]

Self respect and dignity are so fucking overated. rolleyes:[/quote:2dba6]
yeah....yeah you're probably right, I wonder while you're sucking his cock if
I could get a couple of grand thrown my way for tonguing his balls/anus..? loney:

1080jibber 09-16-2005 05:28 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":03918][quote="Short Hand":03918][quote="Eight Ace":03918][quote="Short Hand":03918]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:03918]
do that and you may lose some self respect...would 4mill really make up for that?.. annoy:[/quote:03918]

Self respect and dignity are so fucking overated. rolleyes:[/quote:03918]
yeah....yeah you're probably right, I wonder while you're sucking his cock if
I could get a couple of grand thrown my way for tonguing his balls/anus..? loney:[/quote:03918]now that would be just gay biggrin:

Pyro 09-16-2005 05:36 PM

I wonder what we would actually say if someone told us...like showed us the cheque and signed a contract and everythat says like if you do this, you get $10 million...would we suck the guys dick for 10 million.

You could just say you were drunk and thought you were sucking a huge nipple

Hawke 09-16-2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
You could just say you were drunk and thought you were sucking a huge nipple

Until someone shows the document......

Pyro 09-16-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
You could just say you were drunk and thought you were sucking a huge nipple

Until someone shows the document......

You were drunk when you signed it and thought it said nipple...I dun know.

Mr.Buttocks 09-16-2005 05:54 PM

If I ever won the lottery, I'd go around putting envelopes filled with £1000 into old people's letterboxes.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-16-2005 05:58 PM

what is wrong with a little penis once in a while? [img]http://nyckwest.com/smilies/bj3.gif[/img] [img]http://www.hardwarezone.com/img/forums/styles/hwz/smilies/lick.gif[/img]

1080jibber 09-16-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I wonder what we would actually say if someone told us...like showed us the cheque and signed a contract and everythat says like if you do this, you get $10 million...would we suck the guys dick for 10 million.

You could just say you were drunk and thought you were sucking a huge nipple

Fuck sayimg that your drunk, I would say "I'm rich beeeeoootch, HONK HONK"

Jin-Roh 09-16-2005 10:02 PM

Aren't lotteries just income tax for people who don't know how to add? - Where did that come from anyway? How the fuck does it work?!

Unknown_Sniper 09-16-2005 10:42 PM

shhh worry about it when your 18. I should play the lotto but I dont want to drive to the store ot get the ticket. I already have my life planned if I win it. however I know itll change.

Sgt>Stackem 09-17-2005 06:29 AM

[quote="Short Hand":639f3]If you win, ill suck your cock for 4 million.[/quote:639f3]


I can do better than you without the jackpot



winning ticket sold in NJ hake:


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