Case of the GF1 rofles @ work
 

i dunno what it was, it must have been all the crack I smoked last night, but I was at work today doing my daily humdrum bullshit job and started just laughing out loud thinking of this quote in reference to armed.zip fag

I dont know why I thought of it, but it was making me just crack up.

any of you ever sit and think of some stupid shit off this forum or elsewhere and just start laughing for no reason?

Tell the what and where plzkthx

Happens all the time, usually at the most unapropraite times...I still am not allowed into Blake-Lamb Funeral Home...

i was at my friends house and we were watching dvds late in the evening so i spent the night. his room is a large shed out in teh back of the house, so if i have to use the bathroom, he has to walk me in cause i dont have a key and cuase its not my damn house to go barging in whenever i want. it was like 2AM and we were done playing some DC and i had to take a shit so we went back in the house and he was talking to his gf and i walked down the hall. They have a shitty hardwood floor job and so the floor was creaking and groaning cause of my fatass or cause its a bad job, but either way im sure i woke up someone. Well i sat down and started to take a shit when i started thinking of Bob trying to do a cartwheel, that video nyck posted last week. I started laughing but i didnt want anyone to hear it cause the house was all quiet, so i tried to cover it up and hold in my laughs. If you saw the video, its fuckin hilarious, so I kept sniggering to myself and i ended up farting cause i was laughing and taking a shit at the same time. The fart was loud and quick and that made me laugh even more so I ended up taking a series of uninterrupted fucking loud ass shits and farts on the toilet and i started rofl at this whole business. I ended up waking up everyone cause of the farting, laughing and shitting. The good thing was that I empited out every content in my stomach, guts and my ass and so when I was done I was starving so I went to taco bell for a mexican pizza.

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LOL ^ I hate when I laugh so hard I fart.


Good story keep em up!

Glad I could make your day Nyck. happy: biggrin:





Awesome story Mad.

Nothin really funny but i log into here at work and it just a mix of boring job and reading some of the posts on here that cracks me up.

One time springs to mind is when i had just come of lunch and went back on the phones ( i work in a call centre btw) and i had this site open while i waited for another call, anyway this woman calls and tells me her husband has left her and he has fuxed the pc so she cant get on the net all the while i am reading the posts and lookin at the gif thread which i spam thru company emails. So we are talkin and i am my usual professional self and she starts crying to which i see a funny gif which makes me lol in a big way and she went apeshit i mean really REALLY crazy. Only prob is i am gettin listened into which lets just say i got into a "bit" of trouble about!!

lmfao...So many things from this place or from the people I've met here still are able to make me chuckle....

"Theres something fishy going on here" as first used by Anti makes me crack up every time I think of it, as does when Ferich first stated "EVERYBODY FUCK A DUDE" and many, many other quotes from various people during the IRC golden age.

Reading the old logs from past IRC chats has me in stitches...

Especially during things like AA.COM pic attacks and revolutions. LOL.

That "My niggas dont dance" urkel pic is probably the most recent thing that has been able to make me chuckle without being anywhere near a computer or the internet....and this:

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/pocketrocket2/20702274642.gif[/img]

Originally posted by Nyck, had me fucking cracking up for ages....

in that thread with that freak lady who had that disease who was dancing, someone said "id hit it but id probably break it" for some reason i always thought of that and laughed oOo:

whilst I was at college, i've lolled about soo many posts. I had my whole class wondering what i was looking at at times (whilst trying to be discreet so our teacher didnt spot me).

in class i would remind myself of the FUCK A DUDE sensation and it always did the trick. that and when i think of all the times we randomly spammed homoerotic porn. haha, now all these memories are flooding back, such as when ferich and i edited some guys posts to show a huge ebony cock.

that wasnt funny my balls fell out when i saw that

nothing this place sucks i hope you all die of lepracy

whenever I remind myself of gervs goodbye thread. That gets me everytime

even now LOL!

link???

yes, back in teh day when i posted on AOL message boards. There was this guy named life2short2live, and he was mocking some guy. Well the guy came back and said "go stfu Penis2Short2See"... i still laugh today thinking about it

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1d83f]yes, back in teh day when i posted on AOL message boards. There was this guy named life2short2live, and he was mocking some guy. Well the guy came back and said "go stfu Penis2Short2See"... i still laugh today thinking about it[/quote:1d83f]

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LOL

other honorable mentions:

tmnt2.mov
barney shakur
christucker.jpg
gimmiedatdick.jpg
germanshepardfuckingwoman.gif
awankinthewoods.jpg
^__^ OMG FAG! STFU. DISCO.
Watermelon.gif
super bowl shuffle
seinfeld.jpg
and of course.... sadomach.wmv

antitripperktog.asf

A SEXUAL FRIEND

haha so many good times. i love memory lane threads cool:

"Okay tripper I'm gonna pretend to suck you cock on TS"

Hahahah..... dickcream niggaz

lmfao - completely forgot about lesbian-boygirl-hybrid live audio sex acts.

ahhahs i dont think ive ever laughed so hard then the night swill said all that stuff. my chest hurt so bad from laughter

I was wearing an ARKANSAS shirt today while I was sitting in class. I covered up the last SAS and it said ARKAN. I dont know why but I busted out laughing in the middle of class and you know how it goes.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":800e2]I was wearing an ARKANSAS shirt today while I was sitting in class. I covered up the last AS and it said ARKAN. I dont know why but I busted out laughing in the middle of class and you know how it goes.[/quote:800e2]

SAS

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":feed3]I was wearing an ARKANSAS shirt today while I was sitting in class. I covered up the last AS and it said ARKAN. I dont know why but I busted out laughing in the middle of class and you know how it goes.[/quote:feed3]
ARKANSAS - AS = ARKANS

[quote=Hawke]ARKANSAS - AS = AKRANS[/quote:abb17]

ARKANSAS - AS = ARKANS

You guys both suck. cool:

[quote=Tripper]ARKANSAS - AS = ARKANS

You guys both suck. cool:[/quote:67f34]
spank: spank: spank: spank: spank: spank: spank:

I cannot say that can remember a time when OUt in my real life I have though of this place and laughed. I almost cannot wait for this place to close down because it is an addiction and I need to quit it.

I was eating lunch with a friend a couple weeks back and I thought of the picture of a model with Milla's head chopped onto it, and the words ''FUCK!!!!111" written above it...I burst out laughing. biggrin:

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":045da]I cannot say that can remember a time when OUt in my real life I have though of this place and laughed. I almost cannot wait for this place to close down because it is an addiction and I need to quit it.[/quote:045da]

You have 3,000 posts since 2002....It's not as if you spend that much time here compared with the rest of us.

Title: Artist: MARVIN GAYE Song: Got To Give It Up

I used to go out to parties
And stand around
'Cause I was too nervous
To really get down
And my body yearned to be free
So I got up on the floor and found
Someone to choose me
No more standin' along the side walls
Now I've got myself together, baby
And I'm havin' a ball
Long as you prove it
There's always a chance
Somebody watches
I'm gonna make romance
With your body, ooo baby, you dance all night
Get down and prove it, feel all right
. . . .
[repeat and fade:]
Keep on dancin'
Got to give it up

I remember all kindsa shit from here that makes me laugh. Trippar calling someone a "bibleface" comes to mind. Man, that struck me funny.

"Fuck a dude" = gold

Something buttocks said ina thread a while back, was something along the lines of "get it up yeeee" or something like that, just the kinda thing i hear in real life and seeing it in text and knowing someone else on the forum said that kinda thing made it funny to me.

I was having dinner with my family, and I saw this manly-looking chick.. Or what I think looked like a chick. It reminded me of that pic... I started to LOL. Then my family just kinda looked at me.

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I can't think of any instances where I've remembered something from here and started laughing out loud. I do, however, find that the odd word or phrase creeps into my day-to-day vocabulary; I remember calling a friend an "assdad" a while ago. I have no idea what assdad means, or what an assdad is, but the word stuck in my head because it was being used over and over again, here at GF1. angel:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":fd5ef] happy:


I can't think of any instances where I've remembered something from here and started laughing out loud. I do, however, find that the odd word or phrase creeps into my day-to-day vocabulary; I remember calling a friend an "assdad" a while ago. I have no idea what assdad means, or what an assdad is, but the word stuck in my head because it was being used over and over again, here at GF1. angel:[/quote:fd5ef]

I know what you mean, asshat has been a regular in my vocabulary when Im in England. biggrin:

I've said in real life:

-Fuck a dude
-Garbageface
-Eat a bowl of dicks
-That's golden
-Nein

I'm sure there is more, but nothign gets me like the word garbageface. My buddy called some sleezy, foul-mouthed steel worker it one day at work and the dude got extremely offended.

yep, same here. I have found myself saying good game to people too, but they just look at you like you're retarded. You don't know really what to say afterwards b/c it's just not worth the effort trying to explain it to them.

I yell "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" down my hallway at the top of my lungs in the dorms here. The irc guys know that's what i do when i enter the chat.

I always get a kick out of the swill/Rosie O'Donnell comparison. It'll make me giggle in real life if I think about it.

haha garbageface. i love calling people that because they give you the wierdest looks and have no real comeback for it. fucking garbageface donkeypunching mealdicks. annoy: