Bird Flu
 

You gonna get bird flu'd.

oh nos, the thing that has killed less than lightning is going to get me!!!!11one

Fuck this thing!

youre all going to die.

This doesnt even deserve a thread.. once it starts killing millions, fuck it, then make a thread.

I'm working on a theory that by simply adding 11 secret herbs & spices, followed
by a deep frying process, most poultry can be rendered virus free and scrumptious.

Fuck those birds. If i'm gonna be taken off the count by some ill diseased spoiled food, make mine mad cow disease. I'm going out with a T-Bone !!

im going to die of liver disease before then

What about mad chicken disease? You could get pecked to death.

[quote="Eight Ace":3dd3c]I'm working on a theory that by simply adding 11 secret herbs & spices, followed
by a deep frying process, most poultry can be rendered virus free and scrumptious.[/quote:3dd3c]


rofl

Media fear-mongering. There is no avian flu.

alcohal poisoning is the way to go.

Rofl

I dunno about you guys....But I'm pretty worried about this. Estimates are 57% of people will get it, and 40% of that 57% will die from it.

That's roughly 20% of the worlds population. From a very reliable source....

The Inquirer? biggrin:

Most of that would be people in China, India, etc. Countries with HUGE populations of poor people. So your probally cool, along with people in the EU and NA.

PS: geRV the UN released that figure I beleive.

LOL. the_finger:

I'm pretty sure it's the figures the UN gave, could be a little bit off...

We have ALOT of asians coming in and out of my Auckland, and they all seem to be concentrated around my suburb due to one of the cities biggest tertiary institutions being up the road from me. So needless to say, I'm worried.

You can close up the borders, but somehow shit like this ALWAYS manages to get through.

Get anita and his bionic leg to dropkick them back home.


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