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lol

total bullshit.

Use the force.

DRAGUN BAWL Z!!!

i like how he wouldnt try it on that lady. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/bullshit.gif[/img]

He would do good as one of those faith healers.

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All natural? Get me a bottle!

Mugabe's a babe.

..no, it's the real deal alright...I've seen televangelists that had them exact same skills.

F4 was force push in Jedi Knights 2.

I bound mine to Q for multiplayer.

Yeah I bound mine to other keys, fun game online.

i bound mine to x, i had q for choke...

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HYDUKIN!!!!!


SONIC BOOM!

I will be flamed for this but I will post anyway. These type of techniques have been taught for centuries in mainland China, and to a lesser extent in Japan. Now, whether this particular person may be able to do that, is questionable, but such things do exist. How? Well I will explain. As any person who has studied biology likely knows, within your body you have what is called bioelectric energy, or the energy of life. In chinese it is known as chi, a direct translation would be breath of life. Chi travels along energy pathways called meridians to all parts of your bodies. Many times, people get sick, and have all sorts of problems as a result of chi blockages. Ever wondered how acupuncture works? Using extremely small needles, they basicly help to dissolve the chi blockages. So how do you knock people out with energy? Essentially, and here we get to the part where skeptics will say, "bs." The use of chi out of your body, as taught in some of the higher levels of certain internal martial arts, is sometimes refered to as a projection of will. An example would be, you have a hand. you dont think about moving your hand, you just do it. It comes naturally. it is a projection of your will. Theoretically, it can work the same way with chi. Of course, this is by no means an easy skill to master, and it takes years to learn. So, u guys are like wtf, what complete bullshit. Think about this. This actually happened in my city a while ago. A man was working under his car, and the thing that was holding it up(the name is eluding me right now) broke, and the car fell on top of him. His wife rushed out, and somehow managed to lift the 2 ton or so car up so he could get out. Mind you, this lady was no transgendered arnold shwatrzeneger.(sp?) Another example is when for example, people who have tumors actually imagine their tumors getting smaller and smaller(non traditional treatment used most commonly in China), and it actually works. Anyway, i assume i have given people enough to chew on, and i brace myself for flames. Just one more thing. For those of you who are bible thumpers, this should come as no surprise, as, correct me if Im wrong, it specifically says that witch craft, and things of that nature do exist but are the work of satan or some bs like that.

I am going to Kamehameha your ass. My chi level is 500,000.


Oh, and by the way, it's called adrenaline.

Id whoop him.

[quote="Jin-Roh":33335]I am going to Kamehameha your ass. My chi level is 500,000.


Oh, and by the way, it's called adrenaline.[/quote:33335]actually in japanese its refered to as ki. There is no such thing as a "chi level." And if u doubt me, then take 2 hours of ur precious time, look for an internal martial arts teacher near you, if you live in a big city finding a genuine one shouldnt be too big of a problem, and ask for a demonstration, otherwise, i will have to ask u to stfu.

[quote=Trunks]actually in japanese its refered to as ki. There is no such thing as a "chi level." And if u doubt me, then take 2 hours of ur precious time, look for an internal martial arts teacher near you, if you live in a big city finding a genuine one shouldnt be too big of a problem, and ask for a demonstration, otherwise, i will have to ask u to stfu.[/quote:59f92]

Dude whatever. Dragon Ball Z tells me everything I need to know. Now sit down before I throw this destructo disk up your anus.

I guess chi doesnt let you form paragraphs

oOo: Next time, i make a lengthy post, I will be sure to divide it into several smaller paragraphs just for u

[quote:8ae8d]Dude whatever. Dragon Ball Z tells me everything I need to know. Now sit down before I throw this destructo disk up your anus.[/quote:8ae8d] not sure quite how to respond to that so I will laugh.
P.S. Adrenaline does not allow a relatively frail, and small statured woman to lift up a 2 ton car.

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Oh, and Ki does? rolleyes:

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^^lmfao


+1

[quote="Jin-Roh":6bb94]Oh, and Ki does? rolleyes:[/quote:6bb94]yes, that was the point of my entire post. In a time of desperation, one may accidentally tap into the power, so to speak, and inadvertedntly project their will. Again, i dont expect you to buy this, I doubt I would if I were in your situation, however, do yourself a favor and at least research it.

[quote=Trunks]yes, that was the point of my entire post. In a time of desperation, one may accidentally tap into the power, so to speak, and inadvertedntly project their will. Again, i dont expect you to buy this, I doubt I would if I were in your situation, however, do yourself a favor and at least research it.[/quote:bc18b]

i don't need to research it, i already can channel my energy. but you are saying it all wrong.

trunks just drop it jin is fucking with you.

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bazooka himmler

happy:

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[quote="Eight Ace":52648][img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/wttf.jpg[/img][/quote:52648] eek:

wtf was that himmler. FFS