Favorite Quote
 

whats your favorite quote?

"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"
- Mad Max, The Nightrider.

"Go jump off a cliff plzkthnx" - Tripper

"Let me stick it in your butt, but only because I love you"

"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"

"buzzards gotta eat same as worms"



Outlaw Josey Wales

"Like a blind man at an orgy, i was gonna have to feel this one out." _ Lt Frank Drebin

ITS A TRAP

Re: Favorite Quote
 

[quote="Dane Cook":1dd99] I just saw something that I wanted to see for my whole life... I saw a man get struck by a vehicle[/quote:1dd99]

"Im coming back like McRib sandwiches in the summer."

Mother Of God

Super Troopers

stfu

+1

welcome to the thunderdome, bitch

"There are some wrecks from which no loose planks float." From this poem The Cormorant, read it in english.

"But I tried, though. Goddammit, I sure as hell did that much, now, didn't I?" McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost

"A man can be destroyed but not defeated." Ernest Hemingway

a few others

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!"

In Ventrilo:

person #1: Damn he (me) has a deep voice.
Person #2 he must be black
person #1: but I think he's white.
BMX (White): "If you're white, get the fuck out."

laff.

Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!

[the restaraunt suddenly turns silent]

Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head]

Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!

Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!

Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls!

Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!

Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!

Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!

Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing!

Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

[everyone starts laughing]

"It's a trick. Get an axe."
-- Bruce Cambpell, "Army of Darkness"

Smokey: "You know what they say, 'The older the berry, the sweeter the juice'."
Craig: "Yo, that's 'The BLACKER the berry, the sweeter the juice!'"
Smokey: "Yeah, she blacker than a motherfucker too."
-- Chris Tucker/Ice Cube, "Friday"

Rick James: "Why you hit me, Charlie?"
Charlie Murphy: "Because you hit me, man!"
Rick James: "That was WEEKS ago, motherfucker, I'm partyin!"
-- Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy, "Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories"

rock:

"alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up, see this? this is my BOOM-stick
,its a 12 guage duable barrel remington, S-smart top of the line, you find this in the sporting goods department..."

"You owe me one jelly do-nut!!!"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the greatest episode.

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

- George W.Bush.

"There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony

"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." –Bill Clinton

"We'll smoke em out of their holes" George Bush.. oOo:

rock:

check the sig.

haha, i loved that scene.

rofl....The delivery of Michael York's and the two father's lines were just fucking amazing.

Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

"my mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch"

[quote="mr.miyagi":20ddb]"my mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch"[/quote:20ddb]


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