Pizza Toppings of Christ
 

So I'm eating some pizza(pepperoni and bacon) and thought. "I wonder what toppings Jesus would like on his pizza?"

Im thinking Pepperoni and Mushroom(nasty) Maybe some ham?


YOU?

Pepperoni, Black Olives, and Cheddar cheese (ontop of the mozz)


I would know, I am Christ.

A pizza covered in those little discs of bread that they give out at church. and scratch your throat on the way down.

jesus would place a holy crust upon the oven and drench it in blood to represent the marinara sauce and the wine to reperesent the oil in cooking the bread. he would then add the fishes which came with the loaves as topping

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Jesus was a Jew can he eat those toppings?

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[quote="Old Reliable":7c5bb]jesus would place a holy crust upon the oven and drench it in blood to represent the marinara sauce and the wine to reperesent the oil in cooking the bread. he would then add the fishes which came with the loaves as topping[/quote:7c5bb]

Rofl.



[quote="Unknown_Sniper":7c5bb]
Jesus was a Jew can he eat those toppings?[/quote:7c5bb]

Sure why not, but I bet he doesn't tip well. annoy:

extra cheese, melted parm, and stuffed crust... because jesus eats well when he isn't fasting.

Jesus wouldn't eat the bacon, ham, or pepperoni as they are all pork products. I think he'd go for a Veggie Supream with extra cheese cause he is the Son of GOD.



beer: dance:

jesus would eat every pork product ever to get back at those hebrew bastards who gone gave him to the romans to get him crucified.


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then again he also wouldnt eat pizza as it is made by the greasy wops who crucified him.

He'd have a pepperoni hot pocket, which he would heat up with his laser vision.

oOo:

Psst Jesus was crucified by Romans.

Do you think he would add the Cheese Bread on the side?

yea as a result of those hebrews whining to the romans to nick' him.

I think he would have a BBQ chicken with onions, a side of mozzarella sticks, and a beer.

Everybody knows my niga jesus only eats crackers and cheese washed down by a vintage pinot noir....

You know the whole Jews killing Jesus thing was added in the Middle Ages right? The Romans didn't like Jesus because he was a threat and represented great change in thought, thus he was subsequently killed.

The Jewish people chose Jesus to be killed and Barabus to be freed. Pilate let the people decide and that's how they decided. To keep the people happy, Pilate condemned Jesus to death.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKERS, THIS ISNT AN ARGUEMENT ON HOW, BY WHO AND WHY JESUS DIED.

ITS WHAT THE MOTHA FUCKER WOULD WANT ON HIS PIZZA.

I think Jesus would like 2 of every animal on his pizza.

Bell ppers, turnips, honey bread... I dunno. Any thing in this book:

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[quote="Unknown_Sniper":fb48f]I think he would have a BBQ chicken with onions, a side of mozzarella sticks, and a beer.[/quote:fb48f]

I don't think Jesus is the kind of guy to choose BBQ Chicken over pizza.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he loved to eat BBQ chicken, but he didn't want to spend the time cleaning the sauce out of his beard.

Just cheese for me....sometimes pepperoni

Pizza Dough and Wine

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WTF BBQ
 

oops dbl pst cuss:

I hate it how theres one fucker in the family who refuses to take any topping on their pizza except cheese..

Course, your sexyness makes up for it.

I made a pizza the other day with Cheese, Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple, Gummy Bears, Skittles, Carrots, Anchovies, Rolo and Caramilk bars in the Crust. Sometimes you get so bored working at Pizza places that get no buisness.

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[quote="mr.miyagi":6ed58]oops dbl pst cuss:[/quote:6ed58]

you fucking idiot. for fuck sakes man, cant you do any fucing thing right? jesus christ you fucking failure. i cant believe just how fucking stupid you are. fuck you. spank:

[quote="Scalping Chief":c5af4]I made a pizza the other day with Cheese, Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple, Gummy Bears, Skittles, Carrots, Anchovies, Rolo and Caramilk bars in the Crust. Sometimes you get so bored working at Pizza places that get no buisness.[/quote:c5af4]
oOo:

[quote=Hawke] oOo:[/quote:698f3]
Gotta kill time somehow biggrin:

That's Noah, you fucking reject.

happy:

[quote=Quze]I don't think Jesus is the kind of guy to choose BBQ Chicken over pizza.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he loved to eat BBQ chicken, but he didn't want to spend the time cleaning the sauce out of his beard.[/quote:648db]
You are from canada. This is why I forgive you from having heard of a BBQ chicken PIZZA.

I actually think acideyes hit the nail on the head. 2 of every animal.

What would Jesus have on his pizza?


Whatever the fuck he wants.

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[quote=Nyck]Rofl.



[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5503e]
Jesus was a Jew can he eat those toppings?[/quote:5503e]

Sure why not, but I bet he doesn't tip well. annoy:[/quote:5503e]
nah, he just gives a little of himself.....

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":84131][quote=Quze]I don't think Jesus is the kind of guy to choose BBQ Chicken over pizza.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he loved to eat BBQ chicken, but he didn't want to spend the time cleaning the sauce out of his beard.[/quote:84131]
You are from canada. This is why I forgive you from having heard of a BBQ chicken PIZZA.

I actually think acideyes hit the nail on the head. 2 of every animal.[/quote:84131]

Is everyone this retarded? Jesus was non-existant when Noah was hooking up two of every animal.

haahh

He's going to have whatever the Rock is cookin. eek:

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jesus loves them all, therefor the right answer is he likes them all.