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Coleman 10-28-2005 07:17 AM

Mother F*cker
 
Just got back from a Psych exam. It was one of the hardest tests I've taken in my life hands down. I don't even know if I got a 60% loney:

Lucky the prof drops the lowest test score (3 total tests).

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Arkan 10-28-2005 07:25 AM

Ha, i've taken at least 3 of them and passed all. I agree they suck dog balls.

Zoner 10-28-2005 08:33 AM

Shitty.

I know how tough some psych exams can be, for sure. What was it on?

tomxtr 10-28-2005 08:40 AM

I graduated from college in '96 and I still occasionally have bad dreams that I didn't study for a big exam or that I skipped class on an exam day. I find them to be really disturbing and I always wake up super tired from having sweated it. Funny thing is, I don't think I cared that much when I was actually in school.

Akuma 10-28-2005 09:10 AM

A few failures don't matter in the long run.

You're in college, get used to it.

SoLiDUS 10-28-2005 09:56 AM

Failure ftl...

I would love to take ANY psych test related to psychometrics. Anything else I would probably bomb... but god damn, I think I know more about the former than your teacher. biggrin:

Hope you passed!

KTOG 10-28-2005 09:58 AM

The key to passing psych is to not study.

anti 10-28-2005 11:53 AM

QUICK QUIZ:

WHAT DOES THE AMYGDALA DO:

PARALYSIS OF THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BODY CAN BE EXPLAIN BY DAMAGE TO WHAT:

THE AMOUNT OF MOTOR CORTEX DEVELOPED TO ONE AREA IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO:

CONVERGENCE IS A CUE DEPTH WHICH:

GRADED POTENTIALS ARE FOUND ONLY IN:

WHAT BRAIN FUNCTION IS RELATED TO THE AWAKENING FROM SLEEP:


I just wrote mine. Went pretty shitty, if I put more effort into studying I would have done alot better. Who cares, everyone knows i'm 2cool4school cool:

Chronic Diarrhea 10-28-2005 12:34 PM

Hey Coleman, I made straight A's in high school and some of these college tests rape me hard in the ass. Ironically the best grade I've made on a test was my criminal justice exam. I actually skipped class the day of the exam, totally oblivious that we had a test, and then e-mailed him and made some excuse, so I got to take the all essay test (which I do better than normal exams for some reason) and got a 98% on it.

Short Hand 10-28-2005 02:10 PM

ya.. i just had a psych mid term last week.. what a pain in the ass.

200 multiple choice, & a whole ton of sentence related questions.

Zoner 10-28-2005 02:29 PM

WHAT DOES THE AMYGDALA DO:
Controls the autonomic nervous system and endocrine system.

PARALYSIS OF THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BODY CAN BE EXPLAIN BY DAMAGE TO WHAT:
A lesion/damage on the left pyramidal tract of the brain

THE AMOUNT OF MOTOR CORTEX DEVELOPED TO ONE AREA IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO:
No clue....

CONVERGENCE IS A CUE DEPTH WHICH:
...allows you to slightly cross your eyes to see close objects

GRADED POTENTIALS ARE FOUND ONLY IN:
The membranes of neurons

WHAT BRAIN FUNCTION IS RELATED TO THE AWAKENING FROM SLEEP:
The brain "wakes" up by transitioning from delta waves to theta waves, then to alpha waves. Finally, when awake, beta waves.

CoMaToSe 10-28-2005 02:35 PM

I pass most of my (highschool) psych classes through logic, no studying neccessary.
oOo:

Jotun 10-28-2005 03:26 PM

yea, im in AP Psychology, its kinda tough.

Blase 10-28-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I pass most of my (highschool) psych classes through logic, no studying neccessary.
oOo:

Once you're out of high school, most people move on to this thing called College.

Now College... Stay with me here... College is where the BIG people go. Generally it's harder then High School, so you see little Jimmy, Common Sense alone won't help you answer everything.

But don't worry about College, that dosen't concern you. You're going to grow up to be #1 Best Employee at the Sheltered Workshop for Mildly Retarted Persons!

Nyck 10-28-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Now College... Stay with me here... College is where the BIG people go.


GG TGB!enstein

Jotun 10-28-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I pass most of my (highschool) psych classes through logic, no studying neccessary.
oOo:

Once you're out of high school, most people move on to this thing called College.

Now College... Stay with me here... College is where the BIG people go. Generally it's harder then High School, so you see little Jimmy, Common Sense alone won't help you answer everything.

But don't worry about College, that dosen't concern you. You're going to grow up to be #1 Best Employee at the Sheltered Workshop for Mildly Retarted Persons!

"College" and "High School" shouldn't be capitalized.

I can see you went to COLLEGE English courses.

In a way, he's right. Psych in some cases is common sense, most of the time though it isn't.

Blase 10-28-2005 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
I can see you went to COLLEGE English courses.

I dropped out of school in the third grade, school is for the gays!

Pyro 10-28-2005 04:22 PM

i rpefer sociology but physch owns too.

Jotun 10-28-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
i rpefer sociology but physch owns too.

well, sociology is to a group as psychology is to an individual.

CoMaToSe 10-29-2005 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I pass most of my (highschool) psych classes through logic, no studying neccessary.
oOo:

Once you're out of high school, most people move on to this thing called College.

Now College... Stay with me here... College is where the BIG people go. Generally it's harder then High School, so you see little Jimmy, Common Sense alone won't help you answer everything.

But don't worry about College, that dosen't concern you. You're going to grow up to be #1 Best Employee at the Sheltered Workshop for Mildly Retarted Persons!

[url:680ec]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1010949[/url:680ec]
Is it safe to assume that I'll be going to a better college than you yet?

SoLiDUS 10-29-2005 01:42 AM

You will BOTH have mediocre lives like the rest of us. STFU. biggrin:

Jin-Roh 10-29-2005 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
i rpefer sociology but physch owns too.

well, sociology is to a group as psychology is to an individual.

Wait... sociology as a ... wait.. uh... socio- fuck. I forgot what the last part is... eek:

CoMaToSe 10-29-2005 02:19 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":b4122]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
i rpefer sociology but physch owns too.

well, sociology is to a group as psychology is to an individual.

Wait... sociology as a ... wait.. uh... socio- fuck. I forgot what the last part is... eek:[/quote:b4122]
society?

Jin-Roh 10-29-2005 02:23 AM

Nah, I'm thinkin of the particular theory er whatever you call it in Psychology. I could open my psychology book, but man. I'm way lazy. biggrin: ed:

EDIT: Sociocultural Perspective - that's what I'm thinking of yeah.

CoMaToSe 10-29-2005 02:37 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":24e4d]Nah, I'm thinkin of the particular theory er whatever you call it in Psychology. I could open my psychology book, but man. I'm way lazy. biggrin: ed:

EDIT: Sociocultural Perspective - that's what I'm thinking of yeah.[/quote:24e4d]
Super Ego

SoLiDUS 10-29-2005 05:28 AM

Super Eggo waffles.
Super Lego............

Nyck 10-29-2005 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
[url:de436]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1010949[/url:de436]
Is it safe to assume that I'll be going to a better college than you yet?

Yea because your SAT scores predetermine your life.

GTFO blase is gonna be the motha fuckin 5-oh. He will fuckin arrest your ass on suspicion of smuggling crack in your chub rolls. then his entire precinct will take turn raping you with a broken off plunger handle.

Don't think your SAT scores will help your anus from getting splinters

CoMaToSe 10-29-2005 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
[url:3a13d]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1010949[/url:3a13d]
Is it safe to assume that I'll be going to a better college than you yet?

Yea because your SAT scores predetermine your life.

GTFO blase is gonna be the motha fuckin 5-oh. He will fuckin arrest your ass on suspicion of smuggling crack in your chub rolls. then his entire precinct will take turn raping you with a broken off plunger handle.

Don't think your SAT scores will help your anus from getting splinters

happy: happy:
















He started it.

Chronic Diarrhea 10-29-2005 11:51 AM

SAT/ACT doesn't mean shit. College doesn't mean shit. I have a friend who works at Circuit City. Been working there since he was 18 installing car radios. Now he's 24 and is the GM of a store. He makes $112,000 per year doing that, and never went to college.

Jotun 10-29-2005 12:20 PM

Yea, SATs are shit.

I scored a 1740 total, i think. Thats not that great. But I'm an AP student, top 25% of my class (not the best, but 64/282), and I'll probably go to a great school anyway.

Sgt. Paine 10-29-2005 12:27 PM

Showoff

Coleman 10-29-2005 12:33 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":93a61]Showoff[/quote:93a61]i would hardly call that being a showoff.

No offense though beer:

Short Hand 10-29-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I pass most of my (highschool) psych classes through logic, no studying neccessary.
oOo:

Once you're out of high school, most people move on to this thing called College.

Now College... Stay with me here... College is where the BIG people go. Generally it's harder then High School, so you see little Jimmy, Common Sense alone won't help you answer everything.

But don't worry about College, that dosen't concern you. You're going to grow up to be #1 Best Employee at the Sheltered Workshop for Mildly Retarted Persons!

[url:68876]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1010949[/url:68876]
Is it safe to assume that I'll be going to a better college than you yet?


shut up plz.

Judas 10-29-2005 01:35 PM

act sat psat scores dont impress me a bit ... how hard is it to memorize vocab words, state capitals, country locations, and do a few math problems ... wanna impress me , cure cancer or some shit.

geRV 10-29-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
act sat psat scores dont impress me a bit ... how hard is it to memorize vocab words, state capitals, country locations, and do a few math problems ... wanna impress me , cure cancer or some shit.

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/judas.jpg[/img]

Judas 10-29-2005 01:39 PM

ahha

CoMaToSe 10-29-2005 02:23 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":f4adc]SAT/ACT doesn't mean shit. College doesn't mean shit. I have a friend who works at Circuit City. Been working there since he was 18 installing car radios. Now he's 24 and is the GM of a store. He makes $112,000 per year doing that, and never went to college.[/quote:f4adc]
And the magna carta was nothing more than a bit of chewing gum dropped on a bedspread in dorset oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 10-29-2005 03:00 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":da158
SAT/ACT doesn't mean shit. College doesn't mean shit. I have a friend who works at Circuit City. Been working there since he was 18 installing car radios. Now he's 24 and is the GM of a store. He makes $112,000 per year doing that, and never went to college.

And the magna carta was nothing more than a bit of chewing gum dropped on a bedspread in dorset oOo:[/quote:da158]wtf ru attempting to say.....gtfo tubbz

10-29-2005 03:51 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3586b][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":3586b
SAT/ACT doesn't mean shit. College doesn't mean shit. I have a friend who works at Circuit City. Been working there since he was 18 installing car radios. Now he's 24 and is the GM of a store. He makes $112,000 per year doing that, and never went to college.

And the magna carta was nothing more than a bit of chewing gum dropped on a bedspread in dorset oOo:[/quote:3586b]wtf ru attempting to say.....gtfo tubbz[/quote:3586b]

I think he wants bacon flavoured gum...

Mr.Buttocks 10-29-2005 03:59 PM

I've memorised every post made here.


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