Heres a reason not to crap in public
 

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WHAT DOES THAT SPELL : GET OFF THE INTERNET

Get a virus off NGs

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hahahaha that sucks.

Lowe's > Home Depot

Home Depot > Lowe's

Don't you look down to what your sitting on? eek:

[quote="Scalping Chief":3f3be]Don't you look down to what your sitting on? eek:[/quote:3f3be] Yeah no shit.

I always cover the seat w/ toilet paper anyways.

I dunno, Lowe's has the cool "Press button for assistance", but they're blue layout is awfully depressing compared to Home Depots workmanlike orange, which just rings out for the wood of both kinds.

[quote="Bob Dougherty, 57, who accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes":c0567]
"They just let me rot."[/quote:c0567]
He should be fined $10k for exaggerating like that. rolleyes:



..just on that tho, the fact that 98% of this forum is afraid to sit on a public toilet
seat shows what a huge issue this is...I'm thinking if we all glued a new toilet
seat to our arse like Bob there, with a simple docking apparatus, we could plonk
ourselves down on any public facility and snap one off with complete confidence..?

[quote="Eight Ace":f3969][quote="Bob Dougherty, 57, who accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes":f3969]
"They just let me rot."[/quote:f3969]
He should be fined $10k for exaggerating like that. rolleyes:



..just on that tho, the fact that 98% of this forum is afraid to sit on a public toilet
seat shows what a huge issue this is...I'm thinking if if we all glued a new toilet
seat to our arse like Bob there, with a simple docking apparatus, we could plonk
ourselves down on any public facility and snap one off with complete confidence..?[/quote:f3969]
rofl

I cant believe how much of a germaphobe (is that a word?) some of you are. If you gotta go you go. What are you going to do? Hold it till you get home?

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":96763]I cant believe how much of a germaphobe (is that a word?) some of you are. If you gotta go you go. What are you going to do? Hold it till you get home?[/quote:96763]
Yes

See? yet another reason to build a birds nest !!

Exactly, putting toilet paper on the seat is the solution, i dont care if it isnt manly i dont much fancy laying my ass where thousands and thousands of other sweaty asses have also layed.

pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.

I will shit where I want and when I want.

if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter

i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........

He's a redneck, remember ??

yea and most places disinfect their shitter.

Btw have you seen how some of those utensils are washed?

Over here your restaurant gets shutdown if the dishes aren't washed at a certain temperature, in order to kill all bacteria....I'd hope that would be the case over there too. ed:

Most restaurants do it anyway regardless of a law, just because of lawsuits and what have you.

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":e57c4]I cant believe how much of a germaphobe (is that a word?) some of you are. If you gotta go you go. What are you going to do? Hold it till you get home?[/quote:e57c4]

I either use a toilet seat waxy, or cover it in toilet paper, I clean those things DAILY for a profession.. THE LAST thing you would ever want to do it sit on them with flesh to plastic. WHY ?

1. I have had to clean blood off of the rim, women seem to let their period out anywhere in there...

2. GUYZ miss at home, and they just don't give a shit in a store. The seat is covered in piss by 8pm when i get there. most sticky and yellow.

3. I find fecal matter on the insdie edge of the seat daily./.....

4. People tend to spit on it.....

5. That toilet seat has seen more ass then the vilage bycicle.

6.GERMS !!. fecal matter, + expired urine, + women river juice = dirt. Sit on it if you like, but I will cover up. beer:

i wipe the seat with toilet paper and then put the sanitary paper ontop afterwards. im not gonna sit in some dudes piss.

I dont really care, Im not going to let some guys physical contact with a toilet seat keep me from emptying my bowels. I was constipated last summer, and was in incredible pain - I drink, like, 2 quarts of water a day now, and crap often.

The dishwashers up there clean utencils with their toungs.

I would like to inform the whole forum that I just finished taking a crap. I had to triple layer the seat with double-folded toilet paper (in essence 6 sheets of thin paper on the seat)

you probably contracted herpies tho.

you should take your silverware in there with you next time and rub them around on your balls, then have a nice plate of roast beef and potatoes.

lmao

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story ... 831&page=1





"Really the cleanest areas in the bathroom are actually the door handle and the toilet seat," said Gerba.



"There's probably more bacteria in the women's room because they spend a longer time there and also they bring in small children" said Gerba.



She says paper toilet shields help your head more than your bottom

anyone else just hover above the seat?, tis the way to go biggrin:

"HANK'S A SQUATTER EVERYONE!"

i can't see how it's the cleanest part of the bathroom when you can see piss splash spots all over the seat.

I'm too shy to even break wind until I'm home with all the doors/windows secured.

Urine is sterile. I'm not kidding either.

urine can also neutralize mustard gas

Urine is a part of all of us. Share the love by pissing a part of your self in one anothers hair.

Nothing says "bitch" like pissing in ones hair.

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