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CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 09:41 AM

Theres hope for Loserz like me Yet
 
[url:04073]http://www.pherlure.com/[/url:04073]
biggrin:

Zoner 11-09-2005 09:46 AM

Get some and report back to us in 2 weeks. You'll set the frauleins' hairy crotches ablaze!!

CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 09:47 AM

Will do, sir biggrin:

Zoner 11-09-2005 09:49 AM

Do us proud, son. Do us proud.

Tripper 11-09-2005 11:14 AM

I would like to see if that shit worked.

CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 12:42 PM

heh, if it works for me it could work for anybody

Stammer 11-09-2005 01:00 PM

Isn't that like a natural roofie?

CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 01:09 PM

nah, tapping into a female's natural urges is different than knocking them out... this at least looks willing to any passerbys

Pyro 11-09-2005 03:53 PM

If it works that would be funny.

Judas 11-09-2005 03:57 PM

kill them and molest after the fact

Judas 11-09-2005 04:03 PM

ps: your not a bad looking dude coma ... youd be amazed at how many chicks dont want some anorexic looking stick fag boy. dont let these interweb tough guys get you down on yourself ...

Bucknub 11-09-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
ps: your not a bad looking dude coma ... youd be amazed at how many chicks dont want some anorexic looking stick fag boy. dont let these interweb tough guys get you down on yourself ...

[img]http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/6356/homoagree3xi.jpg[/img]

Judas 11-09-2005 06:09 PM

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

Airborne Butters 11-09-2005 06:16 PM

I use something similiar, but diffrent.


[img]http://iscaarhus.dk/images/Ceres/Beer%20parade.JPG[/img]

mr.miyagi 11-09-2005 07:05 PM

this is all you need, for life: [url=http://www.limmy.com/playthings/comeagain:cd46e]Poke Me![/url:cd46e]

Jin-Roh 11-09-2005 07:19 PM

Brian Fantana: Time to musk up.
Ron Burgundy: What cologne are you going to go with? London Gentleman? Black Beard's Delight?
Brian Fantana: No, she gets the special cologne. Sex Panther, made by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. It contains real panther bits, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent.
Brian Fantana: [holding the bottle of Sex Panther] They've done studies you know- 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

Airborne Butters 11-09-2005 07:26 PM

I've never seen a picture of Como....someone post it.

lasagna 11-09-2005 07:35 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":eea28]I've never seen a picture of Como....someone post it.[/quote:eea28]

god no

Merlin122 11-09-2005 08:08 PM

one problem: phermones can attract wild animals to you too. even though humans don't use a general phermone, some animals are influenced by the same chemical. my buddy looked into this stuff once

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-09-2005 08:28 PM

[quote=lasagna]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":02527
I've never seen a picture of Como's sister....someone post it.

god yes[/quote:02527]

Nyck 11-09-2005 08:31 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":2b931]I've never seen a picture of Como....someone post it.[/quote:2b931]
[url=http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?img=438676view.JPG:2b931][img]http://img2.uploadimages.net/thumbs/tn_438676view.JPG[/img][/url:2b931]
him with the his sister that eveyone here seems to fap over.

Judas 11-09-2005 08:43 PM

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get off internet now pls one

Pyro 11-09-2005 09:05 PM

I still say if your sister was older id bang here como

Mr.Buttocks 11-09-2005 09:36 PM

Sit on their face Comatoast!

CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

Ahahaha....

And judas.... no. Im glad to live an ocean and a continent away... dance:

CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 10:39 PM

ANd nyck, thanks. that picture actually boosted my condifence. I have lost weight dance:

Airborne Butters 11-09-2005 11:11 PM

hmm your not that bad como.

I've lost some weight, but I can still balance a beer can on my stomach and open a beer bottle with my stomach. Althought your sister has 'junk in da trunk' I'm not going back to prison, especially for a girl.

But still, I'd hollah at her titties.

CoMaToSe 11-09-2005 11:12 PM

oh god.... rolleyes: annoy: ban:

Himmler 11-09-2005 11:16 PM

shes not really hot, shes cute.

Milla 11-09-2005 11:20 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":afb71]hmm your not that bad como.

I've lost some weight, but I can still balance a beer can on my stomach and open a beer bottle with my stomach. Althought your sister has 'junk in da trunk' I'm not going back to prison, especially for a girl.

But still, I'd hollah at her titties.[/quote:afb71]

You would stand there and hollah at her tits?

Airborne Butters 11-09-2005 11:39 PM

I'd have to take into account my beer and the girl situation around me.

Milla 11-09-2005 11:39 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":4b0fe]I'd have to take into account my beer and the girl situation around me.[/quote:4b0fe]
happy: "I'm partying mother fucker!"

Airborne Butters 11-09-2005 11:42 PM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":1fb90
I'd have to take into account my beer and the girl situation around me.

happy: "I'm partying mother fucker!"[/quote:1fb90]

Trying to get in all the partying I can now so I don't end up the creepy old guy hanging outside a 7-11 offering to buy kids beers.

Zoner 11-10-2005 07:58 AM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":cef19
I'd have to take into account my beer and the girl situation around me.

happy: "I'm partying mother fucker!"[/quote:cef19]
HAW HAWW!

"That was WEEKS ago, motherfucker!" rock:


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