Hello kiddies... i'm back.
 

that's right, after the wonderful time i had in beautiful sunny afghanistan, i have returned for more stupidity. i'll give youse guys more info, and pitchurs, when i have more time... but for now, on patrol in the afghan mountains.
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Welcome back.

Dude fuck you KK, you get all the cool gear, Marines get nothing but bull shit left overs. mad:


Anyway good to hear from you, and also MARPAT > Army's new shit happy:

Edit: where the fuck is your flak?

As G. Gordon Liddy would say, "Thanks for your service to our country."

I'm wearing it, it's digital too.

[quote="Kraut Killer":c6973]I'm wearing it, it's digital too.[/quote:c6973]

omfg fuck you dude!


Coyote tan is good enough though, im a coyote tan whore. How the fuck do you guys get new uniforms AND flaks and we dont even get MARPAT flaks?

That pic was taken in Utah. You're such a bullshitter, KK.

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HAW! Welcome back, manno.

Looks like Souther Cali.....Camp Pendleton to me happy:

The way your right knee is positioned, it kind of looks like you're levitating.

Anyway, I don't know jack about the military, but wouldn't the active duty guys that are in combat/service get the new stuff first, milla?

Normally, but our active duty guys still don't get the equipment the army gets. Its sad lol.

ROFL..pwnt

did you get to kill anyone?

Welcome back matey!!

nice. ab > many.

Hows the stang doing? Im sure you missed it!

whats hangin'?

[quote="Sgt. Paine":d63cd]whats hangin'?[/quote:d63cd]


Jews.

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Jews.[/quote:6032d]

wow....

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I can't figure it out, Nyck. Is that rabbit fucking the balloon or trying to get on top of it? eek:

[quote=Nyck]wow....

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Dayum kk, you lookin certifiably pimpable in those paratrooper gearz.

[quote="Jin-Roh":aee59]I can't figure it out, Nyck. Is that rabbit fucking the balloon or trying to get on top of it? eek:[/quote:aee59]

Its a rabbit, theyre notoriously horny, they wouldn't say no to you so go for it.

welcome back dood

[quote=Nyck]wow....

[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/banned.gif[/img][/quote:bc750]LMAO

Thats because Marines are killing machines, and don't need any new high tech pussy gear to kill. I thought your DIs drilled that into your head in basic...

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wb kk

you forgot to add afrodj13 to the poll options... loney:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b680b]Thats because Marines are killing machines, and don't need any new high tech pussy gear to kill. I thought your DIs drilled that into your head in basic...

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Well they did, but im a huge gear queer, i love cool gadgets so lol.

Is there anything like a weapons queer? That's probably where I stand. biggrin:

You were the one sending nudes of yourself to my phone, not vice versa

you were the one rubbing your cock to them and sending me pics of your dna

nein that was pyr0

i didn't kill anyone, i did shoot at them though. but afghani's are the type to shoot and run away. not that i got into any massive firefight's or anything super cool. moments of contact were few and far between. but the afghan national army loved shooting at me... and they were on our side. because of them, i learned that a 7.62 round going right by your head sounds like a .22 being fired. it's a long story that's not nearly as cool as it sounds, so i'll leave it sounding cool. but, more than likely, i'll tell you the funny stories over the life threatening ones because... well, funny stories are better. like when the ana were shooting at us, i was asleep at the time, and they were having a firefight with their imaginations, so i learned to sleep through the rpk and ak fire. but all of the sudden, there's this popping sound going off right next to my truck. it's irritating the fuck out of me. so i stick my head out the window, and try to find out who's shooting the .22. i ask the gunner on top of the truck, and he tells me that he's wondering the same thing and doesn't see anyone. the next morning, we ask someone else, and he told us that we were being shot at by retards and those were bullets breaking the sound barrier right by our heads. i was like, "oh... well then. i guess i'll keep my head in the truck from now on."

sounds kinda eerie getting hit by a stray bullet like that.. eek:

I was shot once.

It hurt.


Lesson learned: never let anyone play with your airgun.


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Sounds like the instances of friendly fire between Iraqi National Guard and US troops.

Welcome back.

hello again, my beautiful friend.


can i have your rifle

y elo thar

never put your airgun down when taking a piss, my friend thought it would be funny to shoot me in the ass as i was taking a piss. it fucking hurt!

Welcome back man, I hope you have lots of pic's. what was the place like?, was everything under control or was it chaos

Kraut Killer is a legend.

Respect him........and his car.

Good to see you popping back in, been ages.. cool: