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Airborne Butters 12-02-2005 09:41 AM

Orgasm!
 
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I thought it was funny lol.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-02-2005 11:25 AM

You know I was talking to a girl yesterday who was about 17/18 & she's never had an orgasm. OMG?! & most of her friends hadn't either. She wasn't a virgin or anything but she'd never experienced one. I thought most girls would have had one by that age... I was bout 14 when eer yer, Anyhoo thats pretty nuts, anyone else heard stuff about this? I can't see how it should be that hard & find it hard to believe they haven't had one when some other girls hit the ceiling & say it's over before you've even started. oOo:

btw I haven't slept with her.

anti 12-02-2005 11:33 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1a43e]btw I haven't slept with her.[/quote:1a43e]

you fucking liar.

i believe it fluffy. most girls i know havent, guys just dont take the time to make it happen or know the means to make it happen.

HeadUp 12-02-2005 11:46 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1666c]You know I was talking to a girl yesterday who was about 17/18 & she's never had an orgasm. OMG?! & most of her friends hadn't either. She wasn't a virgin or anything but she'd never experienced one. I thought most girls would have had one by that age... I was bout 14 when eer yer, Anyhoo thats pretty nuts, anyone else heard stuff about this? I can't see how it should be that hard & find it hard to believe they haven't had one when some other girls hit the ceiling & say it's over before you've even started. oOo:

btw I haven't slept with her.[/quote:1666c]

i know a girl exactly like that who has had sex but never gotten off...she says it feels good but she hasnt cummed yet...she wanted my assistance, but i have yet to satiate her vagina

Eight Ace 12-02-2005 12:13 PM

Nostalgic Reposts present-

[quote="Eight Ace":cfb9b]...THE CLITORIS! , Gentlemen, it's your mission to:-
A) find it, and B) gently manipulate it till her toes curl and she's primed to, and in fact does, go off.
This objective must be achieved...if not by your "dude", then tongue or fingers or even Bandalores, will suffice.
Just ask yourself...would you like an orgasm with your sex?...well so would she...IF YOU DON'T MIND!!!


...so there it is Gentlemen, Operation"DEVILS DOORBELL"...good luck.[/quote:cfb9b]

Stammer 12-02-2005 01:16 PM

rofl Bangalore's

Judas 12-02-2005 01:24 PM

http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/adamsand-sidnalex.mp3

Zoner 12-02-2005 01:28 PM

^ HAW! I love that skit.

I'm stranded on a desert island with this item...am I getting a rimjob?

Tripper 12-02-2005 02:00 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":e7943]You know I was talking to a girl yesterday who was about 17/18 & she's never had an orgasm. OMG?! & most of her friends hadn't either. She wasn't a virgin or anything but she'd never experienced one. I thought most girls would have had one by that age... I was bout 14 when eer yer, Anyhoo thats pretty nuts, anyone else heard stuff about this? I can't see how it should be that hard & find it hard to believe they haven't had one when some other girls hit the ceiling & say it's over before you've even started. oOo:

btw I haven't slept with her.[/quote:e7943]

Yeah, my g/f tells me her best mate went out with a guy for like 3 years and she didn't orgasm with him till like the 2nd year...

Apparently this is the case for ALOT of females. It's not like it is for us guys, we just need to grip and rip - Chicks need to work out how to "climb the mountain" so they can "slide down the other side." ...Or something like that.

Akuma 12-02-2005 02:20 PM

Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.

Zoner 12-02-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.

^ The man speaks the truth. Learn how to eat box. Learn it well.

Eight Ace 12-02-2005 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.

wha?..MINUTES?!...forget it... annoy:

*..switches on Match of the Day..*

Pyro 12-02-2005 03:10 PM

oOo:

Nyck 12-02-2005 03:54 PM

If you havent felt your girls cunt grabbing your dick like its trying to pinch it off, you havent made her cum.

Himmler 12-02-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.

^ The man speaks the truth. Learn how to eat box. Learn it well.


Nyck 12-02-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.

^ The man speaks the truth. Learn how to eat box. Learn it well.


You learned with a friend!

Himmler 12-02-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.

^ The man speaks the truth. Learn how to eat box. Learn it well.


You learned with a friend!

hahahahah

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-02-2005 04:48 PM

Ya but this bit confuses me because all girls can't be like that. I shagged a complete minger & she came before I had even gotten started. wtf is up with that? [long story, it was a revenge shag kus she was my ex gf's best mate] Maybe it's just some girls who are nervous or someting... How hard can it be to make a girl come? It isnt exactly hard to find or stimulate the clit... Imho its all down to whether they fancy you or not. I mean try shagging a complete fat bish & you couldn't even get a bon0r, so maybe the girls aren't with guys they want.

Nyck 12-02-2005 04:56 PM

its more nerves. Women are so worried what they look like and nerves and shit during sex that they over think everything. Getting her to let go of that is the key.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-02-2005 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
its more nerves. Women are so worried what they look like and nerves and shit during sex that they over think everything. Getting her to let go of that is the key.

tru

Tripper 12-02-2005 06:59 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f555b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
its more nerves. Women are so worried what they look like and nerves and shit during sex that they over think everything. Getting her to let go of that is the key.

tru[/quote:f555b]

he speaks the truth - it's all about the atmosphere for chicks, please as many of her 5 senses as possible, in the right ways of course, and explosive orgasmic howling will commence. happy:

Mr.Buttocks 12-02-2005 07:24 PM

Just buy some heavy-duty industrial equipment and 'go to work' on her.

Nyck 12-02-2005 07:25 PM

best is when they start cummming like they were michaelangelo in Krangs mouth and you hit it faster and they throw you off them and go into orgasmic spasm


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