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Coleman 12-03-2005 05:33 PM

The perfect woman
 
OK, here's your turn to list the top 10 qualities you want in a girl. Mine is listed in most important to least.


[quote:fce95]1.) In addition to being able to take her to bed, you’re able to take her home to mom.
2.) Beautiful eyes/cute face.
3.) It is possible to have an intelligent conversation with her. (no ditzy attitude)
4.) Nice ass.
5.) A good sense of humor
6.) She has played a sport one time or another in her life; she won’t freak out for 2 weeks straight if she breaks a nail.
7.) Smells good
8.) A nice rack proportional to her body size
9.) She’s NOT from New Jersey. :-D
10.) She knows what the NFL is. [/quote:fce95]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-03-2005 05:38 PM

just
1) its gotta be buttocks

Machette 12-03-2005 05:43 PM

Most important to least.
1)-Intelligent, book-smart
2)-Sense of humor
3)-Not into celebrity news/gossip
4)-Good looking, in shape
5)-Not self-centered
6)-(Take #6 from coleman, not afraid to break a nail)
7)-Polite
8)-Into current events/issues
9)-Street smart
10)-semi-Feminist

Jin-Roh 12-03-2005 05:52 PM

1. Far stretching vagina so I can go in hibernation Ostrich-style.

Nyck 12-03-2005 06:43 PM

My wife.

Akuma 12-03-2005 06:51 PM

1. Kinkiness
2. Takes in the ass
3. Nice Ass
4. Big Tits
5. Submissiveness
6. Intelligence
7. Political/Religious affiliation

Judas 12-03-2005 06:54 PM

good luck finding a person with all of what you find to be the "perfect" woman, theres always going to be trade offs.

i pay CLOSE attetion to people, particularly woman, usually watching and listening over constantly running my mouth. it fuking amazes me how a persons personality changes from what they want you to see to what comes out when they are truly being themselves. the "we all wear masks" idea couldnt be more true.

anyway.

1. itd be nice for her to be interested in the same shit as i am, the arts, film, culture ( ie she knows a good cup of coffee, or dinner when she has one and isnt afraid to try new shit ), technology. I could bend on this tho, i like learning/hearing about new shit so if she brings something new to the table im fine with that.

2. looks ... mightve been super important 10 years ago but now i see that the ones who look the best are usually the most trouble. i could bend a bit if personality and interests are interesting. plus, ive learned that the smaller things sometimes make a person more attractive, if you pay attention. the way they walk, sit, write, eat, etc. its all about the way you present yourself for me.

3. she must share my admiration, respect and love for animals. must. cant bend on this one.

4. FAMILY AND FRIENDS. they HAVE TO BE tolerable or else get away.

5. Independent.

6. also dont want someone too slutty, but as slutty as i am. slutty appearance = no.

7. no body art, fuked up peircings or other gay body mutilations.

8. kind and respectful of other people.

9. not easily influenced by cultural trends. must be an individual. unique.

10. cant be too serious. she HAS to be able to act like an idiot/child no matter what age. sense of humor ... i guess, but a bit more than that.

elstatec 12-03-2005 06:56 PM

sarah jessica parker is such an ugly hebrew

Nyck 12-03-2005 06:56 PM

^ not 10...we need one more!

Michael 12-03-2005 07:06 PM

in random order...
1-must have a great sense of humor
2- must not be dominant minded
3-must have a combination of cute and sexy at the same time
4-must get along with my family
5-must have a normal family and tolerable friends
6-must like cats
7-has great hygene(sp?)
8-is very considerate
9-is loyal
10-is a freak in bed/worships my cock

Nyck 12-03-2005 07:21 PM

LOL @ 10^

Trunks 12-03-2005 07:23 PM

1) Nice personality. Needs to be a nice, caring person.

2) Compatibility. Need to be able to feel comfortable with her in any situation, and be able to talk to her about anything.

3) Intelligence. I need to be able to talk to her about things like abortion, genetic enhancement, communism, as well as developments in different fields of the sciences, etc.

4) Pretty face. I need to be able to at the very least, look into her face without wincing, and at best, i should have a hard time tearing my eyes away from her face.

5) Fit/in shape. Self explanatory.

6) Vision. Has to be interested in the future, for her and me, as well as things larger than ourselves.

7) Having Kids. Whenever I date any girl who I think we could possible even have the slightest chance of getting married, I always make sure to inquire about her position on having kids, in a very casual way, because having kids is something i really want to do, and i need a woman who wants them as well.

8) Family- Basically, I need to be able to be with her family without feeling like Id rather be anywhere else but there.

9) This is a personal preference, but im not big on tatoos or excessive piercings.

10) Not religious. Yes this is important to me because there will be a lot of fights/arguements if she is a diehard conservative christian, altho i may be willing to make exceptions, all depends...

Crazy Canadian 12-03-2005 07:24 PM

2,4,8

Michael 12-03-2005 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
LOL @ 10^

lol well, its the truth. if i'm gonna be rocking her world in bed, she should appreciate it. i mean me. i don't wanna be some woman's he-bitch.

Hawke 12-03-2005 07:52 PM

1) Good Personality/Compatibility
2) Pretty face
3) Nice Ass
4) Fit/in shape
5) Intelligence
6) Sense of Humor
7) Good Hygene
8) Not TOO Self-Centered
9) Not to slutty but not to innocent
10) Athletic

The girl I'm going out with now [have been for almost 3 months] has most all of these. However, she sometimes lacks in the intelligence area. happy:

Coleman 12-03-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
My wife.

awww how sweet!

lol, congrats on finding a woman for you though. Hell, it's hard enough evening seeing possible candidates.

Himmler 12-03-2005 08:48 PM

all i want is someone who is attractive, smart, and knows what she wants and doesnt act like a typical 19 year old girl. gonna have to wait like 5 years to start meeting chicks like that

Michael 12-03-2005 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
all i want is someone who is attractive, smart, and knows what she wants and doesnt act like a typical 19 year old girl. gonna have to wait like 5 years to start meeting chicks like that

or start dating older women, now. who look younger.

Himmler 12-03-2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
all i want is someone who is attractive, smart, and knows what she wants and doesnt act like a typical 19 year old girl. gonna have to wait like 5 years to start meeting chicks like that

or start dating older women, now. who look younger.

its easier said then done

Michael 12-03-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
all i want is someone who is attractive, smart, and knows what she wants and doesnt act like a typical 19 year old girl. gonna have to wait like 5 years to start meeting chicks like that

or start dating older women, now. who look younger.

its easier said then done

depends on where you look, but yeah, thats true.

Tripper 12-03-2005 10:28 PM

I'm with my perfect woman.

She's gorgeous, small slim body, hugest tits ever (without being unnatural or weird looking), great smile, beautiful eyes, puerto-rican J-lo ass and she looks fcking stunning in a bikini.
Not to mention she is probably my closest friend, and even before we were dating we were tight as hell. Similar taste in music, like the same stuff. She's just really insanely compatible with me, and I guess that's as much as you can ask for. Totally on the same wavelength, I'm a lucky, happy guy.

Sniper101 12-03-2005 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
My wife.

Have to aggree, only mines my girlfriend. shes perfect for me. also thinking about popping the question soon too

Himmler 12-03-2005 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniper101
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
My wife.

Have to aggree, only mines my girlfriend. shes perfect for me. also thinking about popping the question soon too

post pics

Sniper101 12-03-2005 10:48 PM

i will soon, hopefully, all the ones i have so far are actual photos, and i dont have a scanner here at school. Ill see her again over new years, and ill try to get some good ones then

Milla 12-03-2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I'm with my perfect woman.

She's gorgeous, small slim body, hugest tits ever (without being unnatural or weird looking), great smile, beautiful eyes, puerto-rican J-lo ass and she looks fcking stunning in a bikini.
Not to mention she is probably my closest friend, and even before we were dating we were tight as hell. Similar taste in music, like the same stuff. She's just really insanely compatible with me, and I guess that's as much as you can ask for. Totally on the same wavelength, I'm a lucky, happy guy.

Lies! happy:

anyway the perfect girl for me is my gf (no joke) i love everythign about her.

[img]http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/9835/sherri63os.jpg[/img]


Sorry shitty blurry pictar

Sniper101 12-03-2005 10:59 PM

looks like a friend of mine

Tripper 12-04-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I'm with my perfect woman.

She's gorgeous, small slim body, hugest tits ever (without being unnatural or weird looking), great smile, beautiful eyes, puerto-rican J-lo ass and she looks fcking stunning in a bikini.
Not to mention she is probably my closest friend, and even before we were dating we were tight as hell. Similar taste in music, like the same stuff. She's just really insanely compatible with me, and I guess that's as much as you can ask for. Totally on the same wavelength, I'm a lucky, happy guy.

Lies! happy:

No lies, all truth...Working on some better pics...
[img]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/Tripe05/1012.jpg[/img]
(We're all wearing weirdo hats cause the pic was taken at a theme party.)

Milla 12-04-2005 01:08 AM

<3

eeves 12-04-2005 01:33 AM

Something that i have always looked in a lady is the eyes. I have such a big attraction for beautiful, marvelous eyes.....

Arkan 12-04-2005 02:36 AM

Perfect woman?

5'6"
130 lbs
C Cup
Blond hair
Blue eyes
Takes it in the ass
Gives head
Freak in the bed
Great cook
Stands by her man
Does dishes & laundry
Doesn't spend my money, makes her own
Never gets PMS or headaches
.......and actually listens.

i think i got it covered.

KTOG 12-04-2005 03:35 AM

detatchable cunt

Poseidon 12-04-2005 05:27 AM

1) Great personallity/ same wavelenth
2) Interests, need to have simular interests as I do
3) Great sense of humor/ can have a laugh with
4) Tollerable family and friends
5) Slim/ 5"6/7/ in shape
6) Lovely eyes/ face
7) No tatoos or strange piercings
8) pleasant body odor
9) Must be able to talk about everything/ no secrets
10) Considerate


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