Bloodrayne the movie
 

http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com/90s.html

yes/no?

I dunno I saw some lesbo lookin action and lokken is hot, but I think this might be a DVDer.

ew.... Uwe Boll... Movie is ruined already.


Rayne's tits are too small.
Where the fuck are the nazis?



I'm not sure if this will even be worth my time to download...

^thats what I was wondering. I remember in the game she is fighting nazi, like in the 40s?

This shit looks like some midevil shit

Perhaps it follows the origin of the story instead of a more recent series of events?

uwe boll made it, i highly doubt that

But no one gives a shit about that...

The only reason to buy Bloodrayne was bouncing boobs and killing nazis.

was she kissing another chick in that trailer? ed:

okay I think we're all possibly missing the most amazing part of that trailer...MEATLOAF IS IN IT!

[quote="Airborne Butters":7b4eb]okay I think we're all possibly missing the most amazing part of that trailer...MEATLOAF IS IN IT![/quote:7b4eb]

Holy shit, this is a must see.

[quote="Airborne Butters":0f006]okay I think we're all possibly missing the most amazing part of that trailer...MEATLOAF IS IN IT![/quote:0f006]
who?

fuck that movie looks lame

[quote=Forte]who?[/quote:638c8]

umm...omg bbq.

To Hell and Back....

did the song "I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE!!!!!! BUT I WON'T DO THAT!!!"

probally seen it on the Dr Pepper commercial.

Meh, looks like shite. Their headquarters is Hogwarts? Ben Kingsley? Hes really gone downhill lately. Looks like a blade ripoff in places. But Im all for lesbos rock:

PS Forte annoy:

Uwe Boll is a plague wrapped up in a turd.

House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark were two of the worst movies ever filmed. I really fail to see how this asshat gets work!

He's done Bloodrayne and is slated for 5 movies after that...all based on video games...Fear Effect, Postal, Far Cry, Hunter: The Reckoning, and a movie based on Dungeon Siege.

Bloodrayne looks fucking terrible. rolleyes:

holy fuck that looks horrible

why do so many game-to-movies have to be so retarded and shitty? they have to be fucking it all up on purpose

Ghandi woohoo

Yeah, I'm not sure why they don't follow the story line. I mean for fucks sack you had a hot chick vampire, who killed Nazis and used her powers and guns...not too hard to follow really.

It's probably because Boll is a german (born in Wermelskirchen). They have some pretty sticky rules on using nazi imagery in stuff.

...or it's because Boll is a hack.

or a little of both....

more that boll sucks

lol ben kingsley

[quote=KTOG]Holy shit, this is a must see.[/quote:0366c]

lol

wtf how do you make a POSTAL movie.

Ill see that just to see Gary Coleman take a piss shower

Coleman needs money

let me direct any game movie you want and i GUARENTEE it will shit all over any uwe boll bullshit movie...and wtf kind of a name is uwe anyway? how the fuck do you pronounce something like that, sounds like cave man talk to me...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

Credited cast:
Gary Coleman .... Himself

The people who should be making those video game movies either don't work in the industry, don't have the connections or refuse to suck penis for the contract. If anyone's read my Doom novella: THAT's how you make a doom movie nigger...

ROFCL i remember him in Jurassic Park 2 happy:

But in all seriousness this looks gay, i mean ffs Michelle Rodriguez is in it, need i say more.

I dunno guys, blood and boobies doesnt get me stiff as much as it should..

ROFL AT MEATLOAF

i'd rather see underworld 2

ben kingsley wasnt in Lost world...

and uwe is a german name headup rolleyes: