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Nyck 12-07-2005 04:24 PM

Holy Sh*T Its a....
 
girl ed: biggrin:

Finally found out today that the wife and I are expecting a little girl.

/starts shining shotgun already

Akuma 12-07-2005 04:25 PM

girls suck


give a sex change now before it's too late




ps: congrats rock:

Short Hand 12-07-2005 04:26 PM

Be a good parent and expose her to gf1.com, and ebaums @ a young age.

Pyro 12-07-2005 04:28 PM

Wow...I wonder how slutty she is going to be...and if folk lore is correct...she should be the type of girl to give the best head...

congrats.

Nyck 12-07-2005 04:29 PM

^what in the blue fuck.... oOo:

seriously.

anti 12-07-2005 04:32 PM

congratsssssss. i wish you and sweetj all the best. ill send the recipe book over sometime soon.
i just found out im an uncle now. i feel so old...

Xorcist [USA] 12-07-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Wow...I wonder how slutty she is going to be...and if folk lore is correct...she should be the type of girl to give the best head...

congrats.

Your response is very typical of your attitude.

The man announces he is going to have a child and you disrespect him like that. It really doesnt suprise me whatsoever.

Congrats Nyck!!!1111

Tripper 12-07-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Wow...I wonder how slutty she is going to be...and if folk lore is correct...she should be the type of girl to give the best head...

congrats.

What a fucking jerk.



....Congrats Nyck.

Jin-Roh 12-07-2005 04:38 PM

Hahahahaha.. have fun Nyck.

Stammer 12-07-2005 04:40 PM

Re: Holy Sh*T Its a....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
girl ed: biggrin:

A what?

Coleman 12-07-2005 04:43 PM

sweet, good luck with her when she needs "the talk"

Bean 2 12-07-2005 04:43 PM

congrats man. Ive heard having a child is one of the greatest experiences one can have. Spoil her to no end.

tomxtr 12-07-2005 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
^what in the blue fuck.... oOo:

seriously.

happy: the blue fuck? LMAO

Congratulations. When is she due?

Mr.Buttocks 12-07-2005 04:55 PM

That's bOOtiful!!!

Doctor Duffy 12-07-2005 05:29 PM

YOU IS NOT DA FATHER, BITCH.

strvs 12-07-2005 05:32 PM

Have fun in around 13 years

Sgt. Paine 12-07-2005 05:38 PM

congrats *waits for a photoshop of nycks head on a baby*

Sgt>Stackem 12-07-2005 05:39 PM

CONGRATS!!!

tomxtr 12-07-2005 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
Have fun in around 13 years

when she becomes a slut...it is a fact of life...can't prevent it.

Must you always be such a fucking boon? spank:

Nyck 12-07-2005 05:57 PM

due in late feb early march.

I will be purchasing weapontry tommorrow.

Told a good bud of mine

Friend " In 15 yeras or so, i'll be over at your place and some dude is coming to pick her up to go on a date...and we can be like in bad boys 2"

^
happy:

Whatada 12-07-2005 06:00 PM

Have fun with it Nyck. Like someone said, I hear having a child is one of the most amazing experience in a lifetime.

Pyro 12-07-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
due in late feb early march.

I will be purchasing weapontry tommorrow.

Told a good bud of mine

Friend " In 15 yeras or so, i'll be over at your place and some dude is coming to pick her up to go on a date...and we can be like in bad boys 2"

^
happy:

I would hope for early March...well if she is like me...she'd prefer a warmer birthday than a freezing cold one...but people love to fuck in the time when if they become pregnant they will have the kid in the winter...which sucks for the kid anyways.

Id kill the boyfriend if I were you...all guys want at that age is booty.

Michael 12-07-2005 06:05 PM

congradulations nyck.

tomxtr 12-07-2005 06:06 PM

In 15 years Pyro will be hanging out with 18 year old dudes and will have them convinced that he's a cool dude, right before he passes out on their couch after a long night of kickin' it with some some alcohol.

TonyMontana 12-07-2005 06:30 PM

congrats beer:

elstatec 12-07-2005 06:41 PM

well done dued.



any name ideas so far?

12-07-2005 07:07 PM

Congratz man.

Pyro: You suck at life.

lasagna 12-07-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
well done dued.



any name ideas so far?

bartzina.

Nyck 12-07-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
well done dued.



any name ideas so far?

Yea we have the name picked out

Pyro 12-07-2005 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Whatada
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
In 15 years Pyro will be hanging out with 18 year old dudes and will have them convinced that he's a cool dude, right before he passes out on their couch after a long night of kickin' it with some some alcohol.

Nah...i'll probably be the person your wife is having an affair with.

Quit clogging up this thread with bullshit.

Nyck's kid or gtfo. spank:

Making a comment about my life in 15 years is no different than my assumptions about nyck's kid. It's called hypocrisy...but whatever people can't take a joke I guess.

Anyways...Nyck I hope all goes well with your kid and all.

Madmartagen 12-07-2005 07:50 PM

congratulations Nyck, have you two decided on a name yet?

wtf pyro, youre way out of line with this shit, grow the fuck up already and get drunk with a gang of hobos you noob.

Scalping Chief 12-07-2005 07:58 PM

I guess you can throw out all the baseball gloves and toys you bought for the baby.. You can go shopping for some pretty dresses with your wife now.

Scorched Earth 12-07-2005 08:12 PM

[quote="Bean 2":3e828]congrats man. Ive heard having a child is one of the greatest experiences one can have. Spoil her to no end.[/quote:3e828] congrats man

Cpt. Obvious 12-07-2005 08:25 PM

Thats awesome man, I bet it is a great feeling. I would spoil her but set limits. Don't let her grow up to be a little brat.

Gonzo 12-07-2005 08:29 PM

congrats man, better start buying those shot gun shells soon.

Himmler 12-07-2005 09:40 PM

pryo your a fucking douche bag. grow the fuck up and learn some fucking respect. god i wish i was with you right now i could knock your ass out for sayin that shit to nyck about this soon to be daughter. plzdie: and GTFO.

congrats nyck. what are you gonna name her?

Nyck 12-07-2005 09:49 PM

Kiersten Nicole is the name we picked out

Himmler 12-07-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Kiersten Nicole is the name we picked out

how do you pronounce kiersten? is it just like kirsten or does it sound like k-eer-sten?

Jin-Roh 12-07-2005 09:52 PM

Teach her BASIC, binary, and C++ at age 5 and she'll be a top student and be on her way to West Point.

Akuma 12-07-2005 10:11 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":b832d]Teach her BASIC, binary, and C++ at age 5 and she'll be a top student and be on her way to West Point.[/quote:b832d]
Why would she go to West Point oOo:


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