1st day on the job
 

Well today was my 1st official Big Boy Job Day and it was Great!

I got fancy security cards to the building and my office. I didnt have a PC yet thoug : ( But got to fool around a bit with the workings. Attended a staff meeting, Free pop and snacks provided by the company at anytime.

Got my official company email and Phone Extension.

I get a paid 1/2 lunch and can take up to an Hour(1/2 paid) if I want.

I should get my PC and phone Tomm and learn a bit more.

My 1337 empty desk
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Me hacking teh netz for prices on a dell system on my co purchasing dept persons PC


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The spectatcular view of a parking lot and Warehouses from my desk window.
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This Job > Staples

[quote="Olive Oil from Popeye":f05c3]"I like a cle-e-ean shaven man!"[/quote:f05c3]

I got confused because at first I thought Butters cut his hair but then I realised Nyck shaved his goatee.

If you could come in on Saturday that be greeat...

What is this job again? Sorry...I forgot. Looks sweet though.

Rofl, my dad has those double screens at ATT, I tried going to Playboy while my dad went to the bathroom(IMAGINE THAT - BOOBIE ON EACH SCREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN) and the thing blocked me


btw: Your life is boring.

good luck man. I hope it all works out well for yourself.

Coleman is such a gentleman.

I missed the other threads, what exactly do you do there?

Nice setup!

Enjoy the new job.

HAVE FUN NYCJKO

I hope you told staples to shove it.

where is that? what do you do?

[quote="Short Hand":87201]I hope you told staples to shove it.[/quote:87201]


hellfire: NEVER burn a bridge!!!! hellfire:






Nyck that person needs to clean that desk, what a mess!

I do purchasing for them.

Lets say a Tech comes in and says Hey I need a Router. Id check our inventory, give him the router and then if its the last one order a new one.
or a company may install their last toner and call to order more. Ill then order it so that the next time a tech is out he can deliver it.

I use a site called http://www.techdata.com or http://www.cdw.com and order those products from them.

A tech might email or message us from a job site and say hey company X wants another laptop and docking station.

I then go to Dells website, spec out a computer/laptop. I then check the details portion where it has the individual parts by sku. I then make that webpage a PDF and forward it to our Dell Reps. they will then send us a price quote(usually lower than the webprice) We then charge the web price or a markup a bit of the price and create a price estimate sheet in quickbooks.

I then forward that as a pdf to the company or Tech.

I also return RMA defective products to vendors, etc.

I do this for several 100 different companies that we are contracted with.


No I didnt burn any bridges, I loved everyone I worked with @ staples, it was just a dead end job.

As far as my life being boring, Try working in retail/fast food crap for years.

and yes her desk was a mess...Shit my desk had computer cases and parts and shit ALL over it. so what you saw was a huge improvement. she has been doing all the purchasing and inventory along with marketing, so she has been overwhelmed and I swooped in to the rescue.

Is she hot?

Nice, good luck with it.

you got an office with a window, nice!

[img]http://www.dynedge.com/news_photos/images/20051030hc-rml.jpg[/img]


they have this big shit pile of old software and hardware that they want me to sell on ebay too.

Lol.... oOo:

I have to say Nyck...your job seems pretty good to me.

It fuckin owns the shit out of staples

me @ staples 17 K a year part timw(worked full time)
me @ dynedge 32 K a year(plus tons of overtime available if I want)

fuck this man. tomorrow you bring a fucking gun in and you shoot your co-workers.

Ahoy thaaaar pink things!

thats badass, it pretty much just like doubled your income.

sell the hardware on here first, hell no worrying about lowest bidders and shit
hook a cracka up!!!1 rock: rock:

That's good shit, man. Congratz!

Now, get AIM and goof the fuck off all day!

Nyck,

As you and some others here know, you now have the same job as me. Impress your bosses by using my knowledge of IT purchasing and vendor relationship management accumulated over the past 3 years:

If you want to get good costs pricing on Dell machines, look into the Solution Provider Direct channel marketing program. 2-8% of web costs for resellers.

Try [url=http://www.ingrammicro.com:cbd66]Ingram Micro[/url:cbd66]or [url=http://www.pcwholesale.com:cbd66]PC Wholesale[/url:cbd66]for pricing on hardware/software. These are both companies similar to tech data and cdw. In your situation, you probably shouldn't be buying from CDW, as they buy from companies like Insight, Ingram and Techdata and markup accordingly. Essentially you can get CDW's costs. Ingram will blow out Techdata price wise on most networking products and licensing, and they probably have the best supply chain in the VAR industry. PC Wholesale has great prices on hardware and some oddball stuff. Also check [url=http://www.synnex.com:cbd66]Synnex[/url:cbd66] if you're looking for HP equipment.

If you're interested in any of these distributors, I can put you in contact with someone at the company to get an account going for you.

If you want me to run some cost comparisons at my distributors, feel free to send me some skus or part#'s and I'll get you some unit pricing.

Also, if you're having a hard time sourcing or locating something strange, just ask I've probably bought it and can give you some ideas as to where to look.

Best of luck

if theres a company weightroom, perhaps you should think about buffing up as tookie did here..
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[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":afd1f]if theres a company weightroom, perhaps you should think about buffing up as tookie did here..
[img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/184859/0_22_112705_tookie.jpg[/img][/quote:afd1f]


Time to die!

He got the stab the other night, didn't he? Good riddance. oOo:

Our markup on most items is 15%. Our dell systems we get and a pretty decent price right from our dell reps. Most of our pherip. shit we get from another dell rep.

I just went through the steps of quoting out a a server, 2 desktops, additional user licences for some MS software and a few other things 12K rock:

When i get back to my job next week we should have a conference call between you, zoner, bleu, and moi.

happy:

Im having a conference call with some potential clients in taylor, Canada and Pennslyvania.


LOLZ DUDEFUCKERS, LETS PWN SOME NUBS!

Congrats Nyck and good luck on your new job. Just don't hang any Jeff Gordon pics on the wall ok ?

haw haw! yeah!

People will look in the boardroom and I'm slapping my dick on the speaker phone.

I want a recording of this when and if it happens.

LOL

I'm going to get some copies of goatse on the fax right away.

happy: happy: happy: happy:

OMFG LEET PWN H4X Gf1 @ work!!!

LOL @ teleconfrencing a sword battle.

/boss walks by as I imitate swill on TS giving virtua head to Tripe

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