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Sometimes things go wrong....

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/ ... 40002.html

LMAO...wow...fuck imagine if that happened to you.

Silly french cunts.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

Source: Weekly World News

= complete bullshit

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS SPECIAL!

HOMOSEXUAL ALIEN LOVERS FOUND IN SPACESHIP WRECK IN FINAL EMBRACE.

awk awk awkward

I remember seeing that shite in a supermarket when i was younger, one of the headlines was "president lincolns corpse revived for 15 seconds, asked stunned scientists; gentlemen, where am i?".


oOo:

It's the real deal!

[img]http://www.sport-gallery.com/images/bigimage/evander_holyfield/img01.jpg[/img]

Yep...all their shit is like that

one was
Hillary Clinton cheats on Bill with space alien.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

VATICAN SPOKESMAN CONFIRMS ...
PEACE TALKS UNDER WAY BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS!

I guess the question that needs to be asked is this:

How the fuck do they get funding to produce this shite? That pos has been on sale fucking years now and its all just total bullshit, people actually buy and believe it? oOo:

Let's hope it's true!

My uncle used to buy it just for the laughs.

Its sort of a pure satire...Like a mad magazine that is written like a gossip rag.

rofl that would be weird... oOo:

LOL yea think you and a bud showing up to feast on your moms cunt nectar at the same time

plzdie:

WWN Girl of the week

[img]http://web.weeklyworldnews.com/images/wwn/208701/49670.gif[/img]
oOo:

mm suprised its not a girl whose 9 foot tall sporting tits the size of xxxl beachballs along with 3 cuntholes. In other words fake like their news. spank:

their page 5 girls usually were pretty hot...I would grab it waitin in line at the grocery to check her out. see they fell off the planet now.

[quote="Victim of incest":cab5b]..and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure[/quote:cab5b]

ROFL

My friends roomate(sold on ebay for $.50 cause we hate him) was dating a girl online. They finally arranged to meet. She knocked on his door and asked his name he said yes, she walked away quickly.
Imagine 400 pounds of jello wrapped in human skin, thats this kid. And hes annoying, filthy, and vile.

was she hot?

hey shawn, adam told me the other day that you're gonna fly down to saskatchewan to meet a girl off the internet. and you've 'known' her for 6 years. is this true?

a) yes
b) going down for her 19th birthday
c) techically ive known her for 6 years yes
d) your mom is hot
e) I just wish it wasn't so fucking cold there

roflol

ROFL!

definetly not

Good luck pyro!
[img]http://www.nehb.ie/youthhealthne/images/sexualhealth/sex%20I%20know%20what%20I%20want.gif[/img]

fuck you guys biggrin:

STUPID WARNING LABELS!


By BECKY TODD

BOCA RATON, Fla. -- How dumb do companies think we are? From the looks of the warning labels they slap on their products, they must believe we're complete morons!

Here, we've collected some of the most ridiculous advice from smartypants manufacturers:

•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy.
•Lighters -- Contents flammable.
•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes.
•Stroller -- Remove infant before folding for storage.
•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use.
•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets.
•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy.
•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally.
•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects.
•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth.
•Fat-Free Potato Chips -- May cause anal leakage.
•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts.
•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating.
•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking.
•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death.
•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes.
•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion.
•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use.
•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only.

made me chuckle happy:

Fake, but funny.

Well, it could've been like that contest Howard Stern was doing where some kid was feeling his mothers tits blindfolded. Same idea.

eek: oOo:

"Mom, how can you call The Weekly World News 'the Paper'? Newspapers contain facts!"

"This paper contains facts! 'Pregnant man gives birth.' That's a fact!"