I got married to a chair to be sexy
 

I am bored sooo..

Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: **** Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

I beat up a cell phone and it sucked

hehe

GG Myspace gaynesss

I peed on Michael Jackson and it sucked oOo:

I peed on an apple for money. eek:



It's funny, usually I'd pay money to pee on an apple.

[img]http://www.ixbt.com/portopc/ibook-g4/max_open.jpg[/img]

oh but your posts are worthy of threads right?

GG NOT from myspace.

you are unworthy of life, take it now or I will snatch it from you.

and nyck wtf ur supposed to be in bed

i never post those. they are fucking gaaaaay. if someone posts those i usually reply to them in a message and tell them they're fucking lame for posting a chain letter plzdie:

I beat up my English teacher to be sexy.



dance:

I beat up a Teletubby and liked it happy:

I felt up a cellphone and had twins. I know someone else has this too. Well not necessarily the twins part but hte feeling up the cell phone.

I fucked a dude for cash

we already knew this and you didnt have to play the word game to get the answer

At least Im gettin the cash, you're gettin nothin but aids just like arthur ashe

oh snapz

loney:

btw gg on bringing that avatar back it always makes me LOL

i felt up dick cheney

I partied with a bag of chips and it sucked.

I had drunken sex with a porn star to be sexy.

i peed on my best friend and then streaked.

LOL. that actually makes sense

I beat up my best friend for the money.


I'm scum. loney:

I beat up Ron Jeremy and it was boring. sleeping:

I beat up my best friend and something shrank.

I messed around with a random guy for the hell of it...


AKA

KTOG FUCKED A DUDE!!!

ed: I forgot we were both born on Septermber 30th!

I got married to a bottle of Hennesse because i was drunk rock:

you lucky bastard! she wont treat you wrong.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":d6513]you lucky bastard! she wont treat you wrong.[/quote:d6513]
biggrin: WHORE WHORE WHORE!

i had druken sex with a shoe..and i got sick

Athletes Dick

I peed on Ron Jeremy and it was fun

someone has probably done that

I had drunken sex with george bush because my "mom" told me to.

december 21

oOo:

I partied with a statue to be sexy oOo:

Happy birthday I HOPE IT'S YOUR LAST!!!!!!!!!!! cuss: spank: wallbash: spam2:

I felt up some random girl because I was drunk.


I can live with that.

I had drunken sex with Michael Jackson to be sexy. wallbash: wallbash: wallbash:

Dec 2