I went chrstmas shopping for GF1.
 

Post here to see what you get.

this better be worth my fucking time.

what did u get me?

Ok, i know i had a glass or two of wine but.......wtf are you talking about ??

ahahha forte what did i get

what did u get me??

Short hand I got you:
[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000089QEY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]

Buck I got you a vaginal stem probe:
[img]http://www.biofeednz.co.nz/catalog/images/Vaginal%20EMG%20Probe.JPG[/img]

Arkan I got you some bitches and cigars:
[img]http://www.williams.edu/dean/oxford/galleries/Naval/alana,%20myself,%20maryl,%20and%20mariah%20posing% 20with%20cigars%20and%20brandy.JPG[/img]

Tony I got you this awesome yellow soccer ball:
[img]http://www.bestsoccerbuys.com/soccer-balls/extreme-soccer-ball.jpg[/img]

Himmler I got you an AOL CD lamp:

[img]http://neil.fraser.name/hardware/lamp/bottom-off-big.jpg[/img]

rolleyes: wow thanks.

the recite it in the bag.

receipt*

rofl @ aol lamp

dyslexics are teople poo.

forte babe wat you get me? lol

a turn table so you can bust out some fly beats:
[img]http://www.margarethart.com/albums/cityScenes/turntable.sized.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.williams.edu/dean/oxford/galleries/Naval/alana,%20myself,%20maryl,%20and%20mariah%20posing% 20with%20cigars%20and%20brandy.JPG[/img]


Forte, thanks for the bitches and cigars. I'm gonna fuck all 4 in the ass whilst smoking their cigars. And for you, i'm giving you a video deplicting the acts and a nice bottle of liquor (your choice)

Merry Christmas mate

wait a few years for the liqour. but when I turn 21, a bottle of burbon from the year I was born. beer:

oh oh i love these do me eek:

here, share it with duffy:
[img]http://hdlighthouse.org/see/brain/brain.jpg[/img]

hey babe what did you get me?

Anti I got you a nice model to take pictures of:
[img]http://www.bigfoto.com/sites/galery/people/woman-picture-l5s.jpg[/img]
she does other things too.

Chief I got you a nice scalp to add to your collection:
[img]http://www.cs.vu.nl/~herbertb/pictures/scalp.jpg[/img]
also a gift card to iTunes [img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002CZPPG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]

dare i ask, what did you get me forte? (even though we don't know each other)

forte just a question. wtf about me would choose you to get me a aol cd lamp? rolleyes:

good question. i would have gotten you some bitches and liquor instead. oh and possibly a kitten.

I dont know you very well so I picked the first thing that came to mind. I tried typing in himmler into google but I got a bunch of nazi stuff. so I then thought of AOL.

M79 I got you a Magic 8 ball:
[img]http://www.infinitygc.com.au/shop/images/magic-ball.jpg[/img]

What about meeeee?

rofl best explanation ever

me??? freak:

thank you forte :) this is what i got you
[img]http://www.theapplecollection.com/design/macdesign/images/upload_423071.jpg[/img]

Akuma I got you an IBM Supercomputer:
[img]http://www.fz-juelich.de/nic/Publikationen/Broschuere/Scientific-Computing/jump.jpg[/img]
oh and a dildo in the shape of a whale penis.
[img]http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/dildos/orca4.jpg[/img]
sorry, they mall was fresh out of virgins and goats.

I got you the complete first season of Talk Sex. according to your sig you celebrate Kwanza so the gifts have to be educational.
[img]http://www.talksexwithsue.com/tsimages/sueonset.jpg[/img]

[img]http://92bengals.com/forum/images/smiles/love.gif[/img]

ninty I got you a new mountain bike:
[img]http://www.sellabike.com/mountain%20bike.gif[/img]
and some airsoft guns so you can do some drive-byes on your new bike.
[img]http://img2.kult-mag.com/images/perso/airsoft.jpg[/img]

ed: ..I should have gotten that!!..I would've loved that me..

but oh no, you have to go and give it to fucken M79...well fuck M79...and FUCK YOU!!1 cry: mad: plzdie:

[quote="Eight Ace":75e76] ed: ..I should have gotten that!!..I would've loved that me..

but oh no, you have to go and give it to fucken M79...well fuck M79...and FUCK YOU!!1 cry: mad: plzdie:[/quote:75e76]you can have it ace. relax beer:




































stupid:

no!!NOOOOOO!!! I don't fucking want it now! you've already ruined everything so don't even worry about it
....stick it UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE!! cry: *...throws self on bed sobbing uncontrolably..* cry:

Eight I had purchased you a nice pool table. But I guess I will give it to the Salvation Army now.

[quote="Eight Ace":20564]no!!NOOOOOO!!! I don't fucking want it now! you've already ruined everything so don't even worry about it
....stick it UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE!! cry: *...throws self on bed sobbing uncontrolably..* cry:[/quote:20564]ok, ok relax. here, i got you a brand spankin' new one (you fucking spoiled cry baby)
[img]http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006C29L.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]
there beer:

cry: give it to the fucking Iranian Army for all I care, you've already destroyed any meaning that Christmas had held for me ANYWAY!!... cuss: cry: cry:


..don't like the Simpsons ones.. loney: