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Nyck 01-06-2006 08:48 PM

Hot video secks coming your way
 
My in-laws are in town this weekend for our xmas since the wife cant travel with being pregnant and all(docs orders)

well as our/my "family xmas gift" they purchased us this

http://www.circuitcity.com/rpsm/oid/117 ... il.do#tabs

not a bad little machine for the price, MiniDV and lets you upload videos to a PC and make dvds etc.(videos of my dong to come soon) It also will take a sony memory stick and take still photos

They also are having an automatic starter put into my wifes car for her birthday.

rock: beer: cool:

Himmler 01-06-2006 08:49 PM

very cool.


plzdie:

Coleman 01-06-2006 08:50 PM

sweet

Unknown_Sniper 01-06-2006 08:51 PM

your family is really hooking you up this season.

Nyck 01-06-2006 08:54 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":20fd2]your family is really hooking you up this season.[/quote:20fd2]

no doubt. her grandma sent a check up with her family to buy the baby a crib bed, we got some nice 4 in one job

[url="http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4195495"]http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product. ... id=4195495[/url]

wait till this damn kid is born.

Unknown_Sniper 01-06-2006 08:55 PM

make another baby as soon as this one is out. And the nanother, but stop there cause they will be like WTF Nyck is stealing from us and eating the babies.

Nyck 01-06-2006 09:03 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6872d]make another baby as soon as this one is out. And the nanother, but stop there cause they will be like WTF Nyck is stealing from us and eating the babies.[/quote:6872d]

LOL mmmm baby

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-06-2006 09:04 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":c9312
make another baby as soon as this one is out. And the nanother, but stop there cause they will be like WTF Nyck is stealing from us and eating the babies.

LOL mmmm baby[/quote:c9312] dance:

01-06-2006 09:05 PM

one thing you shouldn't do is make a sex tape.

Bucknub 01-06-2006 09:08 PM

Use that to video record your wife pushing your child out her pagina

Nyck 01-06-2006 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Use that to video record your wife pushing your child out her pagina

I was thinking more to record me pushing my dick in your shitter

Bucknub 01-06-2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Use that to video record your wife pushing your child out her pagina

I was thinking more to record me pushing my dick in your shitter

That could work too.

tomxtr 01-06-2006 09:46 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote="Unknown_Sniper":4b53d]your family is really hooking you up this season.[/quote]

no doubt. her grandma sent a check up with her family to buy the baby a crib bed, we got some nice 4 in one job

[url="http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4195495"]http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product. ... id=4195495[/url]

wait till this damn kid is born.[/quote:4b53d]

I want to see the video of the 1st time the baby shits on you when you're changing the diaper. Guaranteed to happen in your first week. Also, record the reaction when you're like OMG WTF happened to the licorice, it fell off the belly. You'll know soon enough. ed:

Milla 01-07-2006 02:39 PM

Re: Hot video secks coming your way
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
They also are having an automatic starter put into my wifes car for her birthday.

rock: beer: cool:

Lazy sleeping:


happy:

Also i believe that camcorder does less than one megapixles stills correct? If so that means no good sex pics of nyck in high def

Nyck 01-07-2006 03:25 PM

prob not. I got it for the video. I have a decent camera

Arkan 01-07-2006 03:26 PM

Yeah, your inlaws are hooking you up with a couch and a cam corder. Are they that happy you're fucking their little girl ?

Nyck 01-07-2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Yeah, your inlaws are hooking you up with a couch and a cam corder. Are they that happy you're fucking their little girl ?

who wouldnt be? Just check out my cock.

Arkan 01-07-2006 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Yeah, your inlaws are hooking you up with a couch and a cam corder. Are they that happy you're fucking their little girl ?

who wouldnt be? Just check out my cock.

lmao happy:

Milla 01-07-2006 03:33 PM

sick fuck, its the size of a needle.

Nyck 01-07-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
sick fuck, its the size of a needle.

in king kongs eyes, to you it looks like a tennis ball tube

Stammer 01-07-2006 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
sick fuck, its the size of a needle.

in king kongs eyes, to you it looks like a tennis ball tube

King Kong isn't real though.

Himmler 01-07-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Milla
sick fuck, its the size of a needle.

in king kongs eyes, to you it looks like a tennis ball tube

[img]http://www.healthanddiets.com/prostate_diagram.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.wellness-versandhandel.de/shop/images/wellness_small/0791+kong+vac-u-lock_140_140.jpg[/img]

annoy:

Stammer 01-07-2006 04:14 PM

Himmler is trying to taint my good name.

Tystnad 01-07-2006 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer
Himmler is trying to taint my good name.

Last edited by Stammer on Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:15 am; edited 2 times in total


rolleyes:

Himmler 01-07-2006 04:22 PM

ROFL. owned

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-07-2006 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tystnad
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Himmler is trying to taint my good name.

Last edited by Stammer on Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:15 am; edited 2 times in total


rolleyes:

lol spank:

Milla 01-07-2006 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Milla
sick fuck, its the size of a needle.

in king kongs eyes, to you it looks like a tennis ball tube

[img]http://www.healthanddiets.com/prostate_diagram.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.wellness-versandhandel.de/shop/images/wellness_small/0791+kong+vac-u-lock_140_140.jpg[/img]

annoy:


holy monster penis

Nyck 01-07-2006 06:02 PM

you like the hair on it

Stammer 01-07-2006 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tystnad
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Himmler is trying to taint my good name.

Last edited by Stammer on Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:15 am; edited 2 times in total


rolleyes:

Spelling errors.

hake:

Nyck 01-07-2006 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tystnad
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Originally Posted by Stammer
Himmler is trying to taint my good name.

Last edited by Stammer on Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:15 am; edited 2 times in total


rolleyes:

Spelling errors.

hake:

lick my taint jew

Stammer 01-07-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
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Originally Posted by Tystnad
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Himmler is trying to taint my good name.

Last edited by Stammer on Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:15 am; edited 2 times in total


rolleyes:

Spelling errors.

hake:

lick my taint jew

If by lick your taint you mean do your taxes/diagnose your illness/or defend you in that triple first degree sodomy case, then fine.

Madmartagen 01-07-2006 06:48 PM

dont forget to include the anal lube in your christmas card before you send it out.

TGB! 01-07-2006 10:06 PM

Too easy. Way too easy.

Nyck 01-07-2006 10:23 PM

[quote="TGB!":f0894]Too easy. Way too easy.[/quote:f0894]

only video we'd see you in was one of cops beating your ass with maglites.

Arkan 01-07-2006 10:38 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":5e94e
Too easy. Way too easy.

only video we'd see you in was one of cops beating your ass with maglites.[/quote:5e94e]

Funniest comeback ever !! happy:

Coleman 01-08-2006 12:25 AM

[quote=Arkan]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":b2b77
Too easy. Way too easy.

only video we'd see you in was one of cops beating your ass with maglites.

Funniest comeback ever !! happy:[/quote:b2b77]lol

TGB! 01-08-2006 12:36 AM

If were talking about video of you and the missus -this is a must. . .

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00009 ... e&n=502394

Without it it'll just like some amatuer video of the moon. . .

"No son, thats not water on moon. . .just chicken grease seeping out the pores"

You know I only say something because I care. . .

Nyck 01-08-2006 12:51 AM

"Can't we all jus' get along?"


STFU!
[img]http://rankinrob.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rodneyking.jpg[/img]

so how many TV's and pairs of "Air Jordan's" did you get that day?


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