Chuck responds to "Random Facts"
 

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Chuck>*

El oh El at shameless book plugs oOo: biggrin: happy:

Chuck Norris for President!!! rock:

Christopher Walken>Norris

lol?

spank: spank: spank:

So take a look at me now,
'cos there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
Take a look at me now,
'cos there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me
is against all odds and that's what I've got to face

phat beatz. wiggaz 4 lief. oOo:

BTW Norris would roundhouse kick Walken's head into oblivion.

[quote:9d37a]"The Justice Riders," [/quote:9d37a]


biggrin:

Chuck Norris is emo.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ef124]phat beatz. wiggaz 4 lief. oOo:

BTW Norris would roundhouse kick Walken's head into oblivion.[/quote:ef124]

too bad that is against all odds one of the leetest songs by the leetest mother fucker on the planet Phil Collins.

LOOL was gona say the same thing

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/kick.html

If Chuck could kick batman's ass, surely he could roundhouse kick drugs out of the hands of our youths!?

Chuck Norris is a dick.

Norris is a fag and all the people in the Barrens gen chat need to stfu.

i like Vin Diesel one liners more than Chuck Norris ones

stfu chuck eek:

y does every1 hate chuck? I mean sure, walker texas ranger is horrible, but besides that, i really don't see why people hate him so much.

I know i'm kinda gravedigging, but can someone tell me when these Chuck Norris jokes became popular. Or how for that matter, since it seems that it is really funny to many people i know. Since theres a lot of funnier shit i know that doesn't get this much attention, and I wanna see how everyone knows of this fad.

myspace

Whos chuck?

in case you arent kidding chuck norris. In case you are, stfu sarcasm is hard to spot on the interweb.

And god said "Let there be light" and Chuck said "say plz"...