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Mr.Buttocks 01-19-2006 10:46 AM

A fat Mexican
 
[quote:4160c]
I'm Not Afraid Of Dying'
Updated: 13:53, Thursday January 19, 2006

Mexico's fattest man has asked doctors to operate on him - because he fears he will die otherwise.

Manuel Uribe weighs more than 86 stone and is one of the world's fattest people.

He is no longer able to walk and says his body is not able to withstand his weight.

The 40-year-old has not been able to work for five years and is now bed-ridden.

He wants doctors to help him lose some weight through an operation.

"If they can operate on my stomach, then ... listen, I am not afraid of dying, we were born to die," he said.

"But I'm afraid to die without trying. That, yes, I am frightened of."

In Mexico, close to 75% of people over 30 are considered overweight.[/quote:4160c]

[img]http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1371766.jpg[/img]
"Feed me now!"

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 35,00.html

Zoner 01-19-2006 10:56 AM

Poor fucker.

geRV 01-19-2006 10:57 AM

Re: A fat Mexican
 
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":634ff]

He wants doctors to help him lose some weight through an operation.

[/quote:634ff]

eek:

What are they gonna do, open him up then use a handy dandy surgical road digger to scoop a few tons out of him? oOo:

I don't understand how anyone can let themselves get like this, surely to fuck they'd notice the fact their dick and their feet sends them christmas cards saying "hope to see you soon". oOo:




btw [url="http://www.wimp.com/update/"]http://www.wimp.com/update/[/url] LOOOL biggrin:

Himmler 01-19-2006 11:02 AM

Re: A fat Mexican
 
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Originally Posted by geRV
btw http://www.wimp.com/update/ LOOOL biggrin:

LOL

KTOG 01-19-2006 12:38 PM

pics of his penis or this thread is shit

TonyMontana 01-19-2006 12:40 PM

Re: A fat Mexican
 
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Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
btw http://www.wimp.com/update/ LOOOL biggrin:

LOL

rock: rock:

Pyro 01-19-2006 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Poor fucker.

He did it to himself, let him suffer.

We shouldn't have sympathy for obese people....it is their choice to get that fat...no one is fucking like 500+ pounds by your genetics.

Zoner 01-19-2006 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
He did it to himself, let him suffer.

We shouldn't have sympathy for obese people....it is their choice to get that fat...no one is fucking like 500+ pounds by your genetics.

[img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d174/geraldo25/rolleyes.jpg[/img]

Sgt>Stackem 01-19-2006 02:25 PM

86 stone = 1 204 pounds


doesnt seem possible

Whatada 01-19-2006 02:37 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5eceb]86 stone = 1 204 pounds


doesnt seem possible[/quote:5eceb]A stone is 14 pounds right? So yeah, that really doesn't seem possible. Half a fucking ton. oOo: annoy:

TonyMontana 01-19-2006 02:46 PM

oh it's possible

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/con ... rdid=48383

geRV 01-19-2006 02:51 PM

[quote:3a943]After nearly two years on a diet of 1,200 calories per day, he was discharged at 216 kg (34 st) – the greatest weight loss for a human being. In October 1981, though, he had to be readmitted – after putting on over 89 kg (34 st). When he died on September 10, 1983, he weighed more than 362 kg (57 st).

[/quote:3a943]

Yeah wasn't asking for it oOo: wtf do these people do just get someone to clamp their mouth open and have another guy shovel food into it?

Jotun 01-19-2006 03:12 PM

what the fuck are stones? I go by pounds, thanks.

Doctor Duffy 01-19-2006 04:29 PM

Jesus christ, I feel sorry for the guy, but he looks like the dude from Starwars, Jabba the Hutt. I mean, man.

Blase 01-19-2006 04:33 PM

I thought this was going to be about swills stepdad.

Miscguy 01-19-2006 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana

100 stone = 1 400 pound

strvs 01-19-2006 11:17 PM

As pyro said, i dont feel any sympathy for people like this. I can understand that bigger bone structure can be passed on through genetics, but noone is born obese, they let themselves get like that, and i personally feel no sympathy towards them one bit... esepcially when i see them filling their faces with mcdonalds.

As for that dude .. just put him out of his misery. He's an embaressment to the human race. annoy:

Madmartagen 01-19-2006 11:21 PM

lol at the so called liberal and open minded people making fun of a severely obese man. fucknuts.

strvs 01-19-2006 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
lol at the so called liberal and open minded people making fun of a severely obese man. fucknuts.

What are we supposed to do? Give him a plaque for having little to no self control? I consider myself a very open minded person but i cant bring myself to feel sorry for a person like that, certainly he wasnt born 300 pounds overweight. hake:

elstatec 01-19-2006 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
lol at the so called liberal and open minded people making fun of a severely obese man. fucknuts.

well you go play in his rolls of fat when i go hide a grenade in his next taco, fag.

Simo Häyhä 01-20-2006 12:45 AM

SOMEONE GIVE THAT MAN A CHEESEBURGER FOR BEING SO COURAGEOUS
-American Liberalism



LOL jk i'm neither conservative nor liberal

CoMaToSe 01-20-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
[quote:68662]After nearly two years on a diet of 1,200 calories per day, he was discharged at 216 kg (34 st) – the greatest weight loss for a human being. In October 1981, though, he had to be readmitted – after putting on over 89 kg (34 st). When he died on September 10, 1983, he weighed more than 362 kg (57 st).

Yeah wasn't asking for it oOo: wtf do these people do just get someone to clamp their mouth open and have another guy shovel food into it?[/quote:68662]
Ever seen Se7en?

Madmartagen 01-20-2006 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
lol at the so called liberal and open minded people making fun of a severely obese man. fucknuts.

well you go play in his rolls of fat when i go hide a grenade in his next taco, fag.

after you do that, go get drunk with your mates and fall asleep in a wheatfield so a tractor can run over you. dont forget pics pls.

elstatec 01-20-2006 07:02 PM

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nice one sleeping:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-20-2006 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
what the fuck are stones? I go by pounds, thanks.



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