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K, so it's bout 3am & my dumb ass sister decides to come in & go on the computer to check her myspace for about an hour & piss me off. I wanted to do some weights before going to bed & having a lie in... Anyhow turns out she had a music CD that she copied from my PC weeks & weeks ago & decides that now would be a good time to look for it. So whilst going through all my spare CD's at 3am when I just want her to leave I couldn't really give a rats ass at what she finds.

As God would have it she goes through about half of my CD's & finds nothing, then she gets a CD & goes downstairs & puts it in the big TV DVD... You got it, it's from my secret pawno collection cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

Anyhow, I know every guy ever born has charmed the snake at some point & I know that most girls do too, hell they even shown me their dildos & give them names rolleyes:

Unfortunately my sister is a bit of a conservative, so at 23 years of age she freaks out & breaks the CD. Now I'm a little scared kus she knows im a normal guy [aka pervert] & that she has this evidence against me. oOo:

Prolly gotta burn my lil collection now in case she searches in the future but OmG I'm pissed off & how gay!!! mad: mad: mad: Anyone else ever get caught out like that?

HAHAHAHA OMFG YUO R TEH |\|006

one time we caught this kid who lived in our suite whackin it....little bitch denied he was wackin off so we made a song about it and changed his name to spanky biggrin:

me and my ex got caught by the cops boning in the back seat of my car. she had just turned 18 a few hours before too beer:

my sister walked in on my whacking off one time. i thought the door was locked but i guess it wasnt.

dont feel too embarassed or anything by that. i would be pissed if someone broke my dvd pr0n (if i took the time to burn dvds). that shit sucks and shows a severe disrespect towards ones property.

fuck it, every man here wanks off to pr0n, its a bade of honour - you should shout it for the whole house to hear. hell, i bet your sis has a stash mixed in her dawsons creek/gilmore girls collection.

i put all my on DVD's but hide them first and theyre not in a DVD player readable format

Punch her in the ovaries.

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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1b154]Prolly gotta burn my lil collection now in case she searches in the future but OmG I'm pissed off & how gay!!! mad: mad: mad: Anyone else ever get caught out like that?[/quote:1b154]

I ahte that shit man, your entire stash is now compromised, my gf found pr0n on my computer 2 times now, so i have deleted everything and trashed all my dvds. Everything was compromised lol.

THE DATA HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED. QUICKLY, BURN ALL THE FOLDERS.

lol@ milla deleting files. kinda reminds me of Boris from goldeneye tearing out circuit boards.

[img]http://www.jamesbond.com/mmpr/media/henchmen/boris/thumb.jpg[/img]

I should PW my porn folder, and if someone enters the wrong password it auto deletes like that shit on 24 lol

ya I need to do somethin like that, most of my mates got theirs hidden & stuff & pw folder... I need to learn how to do that. But if you type in a word search thing wouldn't it still come up with it if the vids are named sex etc?

I wonder if girls look at pr0n eek:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":34541]Punch her in the ovaries.[/quote:34541]

first off that sucks
and no, if you do a search and a file is hidden it wont show up. I have all my files hiden or in an encrypted folder that needs a pw to get in. I have never had a gf who cares if I watch porn and most have said its fine. I have been caught by the cops in the backseat of the car. Ive been caught by my ex's brother and sisters on more than one occasion. Just tell your sister to chill, you dont use porn you bang women too often to wack off.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":81568]ya I need to do somethin like that, most of my mates got theirs hidden & stuff & pw folder... I need to learn how to do that. But if you type in a word search thing wouldn't it still come up with it if the vids are named sex etc?

I wonder if girls look at pr0n eek:[/quote:81568]

I change my pron names to weird shit like "zpra" and "xpol" weiord shit like that with weird first letters so its hard to search for an exact match happy:

Just zip/rar the individual movies and photo sets and password protect the archives. It'd be a hassle putting the password in whenever you wanted to look at something, but it'd keep nosey sisters at bay.

so? who fucking cares?

here's what to do:

kill her for coming into your room without permission
kill her for going on your computer without permission
kill her for going through your stuff
kill her for being a bitch
post pictures of her in this thread

ROFL!

tell her you only look at that stuff because you are saving your knob-cherry for your wedding night, but frustration occasionly leads you into the filth that is self abuse loney:

[quote="dr nein":97c91]
post pictures of her in this thread[/quote:97c91]
so we can whack to the anti wacking whore?? eek:

rofl bunny and milla.


i remember i sent my girlfriend a picture by accident of some porn slut sucking cock, god that was the worst moment of my life. i just chuck all my new pictures and porn and music in a folder and well these 2 items were in the same one, i slipped and because of that fucking thumbnail preview thing on msn she managed to see what the picture showed even though i cancelled cuss:

funniest thing is that she believed it might of been a photo i took of some other chick blowing my cock happy:



anyway to hide the pron from gfs/wifes/parents use [url=http://www.soft32.com/download_5072.html:a400c]hide folder 3.0[/url:a400c]

Your sister shouldn't be rummaging through your belongings. Tell her she owes you $25 to replace the p0rn DVD she broke. Let that be a lesson to her for going through your shit. As for hiding future p0rn, just do what others suggested here.

[quote=CoMaToSe]so we can whack to the anti wacking whore?? eek:[/quote:7e152]

only if she's hot. the irony would be great.

[quote="dr nein":77dac][quote=CoMaToSe]so we can whack to the anti wacking whore?? eek:[/quote:77dac]

only if she's hot. the irony would be great.[/quote:77dac]
this is true

idiots, who burns porn to dvd's?

my porn is in the folder: My Documents/My Movies/mov

all 3gb of it (all movies, 0 pics)

you would think that would be worse rofl!

My porno stash has never been discovered by my parents. Been hiding it since i was 16 cool:

[quote="Jin-Roh":edb8d][quote="Mr.Buttocks":edb8d]Punch her in the ovaries.[/quote:edb8d][/quote:edb8d]

thats right straight 4 the baby maker

My dad found my porno a couple of times, he deleted it, found it again and deleted it again. He's never found it for the last couple years. happy: In a hidden folder in c:/program files/mirc/apps happy:

He walked in on my whacking off once, I just managed to cover off, but he knew what I was doing. Ended up telling my mum, strange enough she was cool about it rock:

My gf doesn't give a fuck that i have porn.

My girl shows me p0rn links

[img]http://www.bowstringshores.com/images/big_crappie.jpg[/img]
That's a keeper!

EDIT: Despite the striking resemblance, that's not me or Wintersforge in that pic.

rofl