ANTIQUED!!!11
 

HAHAHA so this kid nick is in my roommates frat, hes an ok kid but hes creepy and always creeps out the girls and shit...when he gets drunk he does stupid shit that pisses people off

last night there was a pajama mixer with a real slutty sorority and he got annihilated and came back and was shooting our friend in the ass, like doin some real wierd shit and actually trying to stick the gun up the kids ass and shit, kid got pissed off and left. nick then proceeded to pass out in my roommates bed...we decided it was antiquing time hahaha

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some people just shouldnt drink, I hate guys who get drunk and suddenly become ignorant of everyone but themselves.
anyway.. atleast you have slutty sororities there, ours are all coasty chicks whos egos transcend any sluttyness.

nice biggrin:

lol ed:

rofl

that's great stuff

We did that to a kid that passed out on the toilet back in the dorms. He came back in the room just soooo confused. I think he was on the toilet for a good hour or so before we realized he was missing and came up with the idea.

He looks like the kind of person that I wouldn't mind kicking in the face.

that could clog their breathing passages and or hurt their eyes


think before you make jokie. ed:

itll just turn into dough in their lungs....no big deal oOo:

tell him to cut his dammn hair and brush those teeth

you guys through flour on him? what happend to the markers on the face and duct taping people between matresses? get creative people.

And tighten his fucking watch too. eek:

ROFL!its brilliant, in bootcamp we tied this one kid down with bed sheets on our last day on the island. omfg when the DI yelled for us to get on line the next morning he tried to hop up real quick and couldnt ROFL!. oh man good times.

right after that he passed back out on the kids bed so we watched full metal jacket, thats a crazy coincidence you talk about the island

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that would take forever to get off ed:

good friends he has

Good lord. LOL, I'm glad I've never gotten that ripped.

i keep crackin up when i see that pic hahaha they even got his teeeeeeth for chrissakes

hah,

I got tied to my mates PC chair at his house party, the next day they were like so you enjoy it last night, I'm like yeah it was an awesome night, I'd completely forgotton everything about getting taped to the chair, and didnt believe them when they told me, until they showed me pictures cry: and the lack of arm hair when the tape was removed.

They said shortly after taping me up I passed out... so they decided against pushing the chair down the huge hill his house is on happy: happy:

You can almost smell the homoeroticism in this thread. eek:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":05d6e]You can almost smell the homoeroticism in this thread. eek:[/quote:05d6e]

no i think thats just the smell of the astroglide

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lol you see the marker shit on people all the time at Sunday Brunch in our commons. You'll see kids with marker written all over their face. The one kid had a bunch of penis drawn on his face and arms. It was hilarious to see him just walk around and people stare.

rofl at this one, it was appropriately entitled, "time to fight." lol

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Those are the type of people I can't stand hanging around.

Immature little cunts who take advantage of someone who unfortunatly passes out. There is no point to do such childness things which in the end makes the next morning very unforunate for them along with their hangover.

Usually my group of friends if we see it about to be done we step in, start talking shit...and make them not do it.

People like that shouldn't be your friend...and shouldn't have any freinds...but immaturity leads you to meet immature people and therefore...the immaturity grows and converts others...and it downright pathetic.

[quote=HeadUp]no i think thats just the smell of the astroglide

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LOOOOOOOOL

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I do just fine...almost every single time...I think I passed out like 2 or 3 times in my life. Well besides after I get home.

beer:

But I still don't see the point to fucking around.

I can't beleive I'm saying this, but I actually agree with Pyro. I have observed what you desribed exactly. I would never want friends to do that sort of shit to me, they all know that it crosses from fun into not-fun and that I would kick their ass if they ever did something like that to me. Plus, I don't have friends who are stupid enough to light a newspaper on fire inside their own house knowing full well that the guy will definately get up and the fire will go somewhere unpredictable and probably burn the whole house down.

Negroplasty!

wtf is antiqued? Isn't it shamed?

Teabaggin is ALWAYS a winner at any party

this kid nick got antiqued, its from the jackass skit and it means like you make the person look all dusty like an antique

the kid who got markered got shamed, and my haloween costume was someone who got shamed

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I c. I missed all the fun stuff with the whole commuting to college and not drinking thing, but the antiqued makes a whole lot more sense now. beer:

I dont pass out much, ive probably only passed out a few times, Only when I drink very stupidly, i.e. mixing a shitload of drinks into 1 pint and downing it- im talking pretty much everything in the house went into this glass.. I dont think i'll ever do that again biggrin:

^Jungle juice?
Ive passed out twice in one night and I place the blame on one shot of vodka. And this is why I dont drink vodka.

^ pussy

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":cde6a]^Jungle juice?
Ive passed out twice in one night and I place the blame on one shot of vodka. And this is why I dont drink vodka.[/quote:cde6a]

A clean 6 cl's of Vodka gets the night started like nothing else. Man, I love it.