Dorm drama...
 

Ok, everyone knows it was Thirsty Thursdays last night. I was working on a paper till 3am. People came back and were in the room drunk bothering me. I finished it by 3:30am and had to hand it in for a 10:10am class.. I saw 2 of my roomates go to bed. THe other one was down the hall getting high (like he usually does) and then he usually comes in around 6am.

So I wake up and go over ot my computer. I see there is a brown substance on the one chair. The fuckface that went and got high didn't fucking lock the door last night. I yell over to john at 9am, "What the fuck is this?! Is this shit?!?!?" So I examined it more and was pretty pissed off to find out it was indeed shit. Someone came in the room last night and shit on his chair and got some on his nice shirt. So we chucked the chair in the hallway until we could clean it.

I went to the room across the way to print out my paper before class. I sit in his chair and was worried about sitting in crap. I double-checked even though it did smell a little like poop. (they're room always smell bad like BO b/c they're pretty lazy and messy guys). So I print out my document and go off to class.

I come back around 11:30/12:00. We're trying to think who the fuck would shit in our room. We actually thought it was the kid across the hall (the one with the printer in the room) because he sort of has a sick sense of humor. But then the kid came running out of his room and said, "YOU KNOW WHY IT WASN'T ME? TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!" There was a HUGE shit log on his sandal and some piss on his chair. So his room did have shit in it when I was at his computer. It was cooking in there all night long.

Here's the odd part. We found someone's boxers in the room next to the duece. We had no idea who's they were so our best guess is that they are the perpetrator's. We had them out in the hall b/c it was soiled in piss. 10 mins later we go out in the hall to look at them....they go missing. Someone must have realized their boxers were in the hallway and took them back.

So now we're trying to figure out who did this sick joke cry: I took pictures.

Warning: The pictures contain feces and boxers.
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The whole thing was kinda funny until we discovered the large log...

hahaha, thats fucked up. A similar thing happened here but it was a disgruntled roommate that shit and pissed on his roommates bed and computer.

That's fairly fucking gross. heh heh happy:

that is discusting.

disgusting.

Derek called me at work to tell me about it, unfortunantly I was taking a shit myself at that time. happy:

burn down the dorm

wtf.


i would stab him in the throat.

I tend to spell things how I pronounce them. Sorry for my dyslexia.

wow im glad im not you

someone stole my fuckin old psu hat ive had since hs last night mad:

oOo:

declare eternal jihad on him.

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any word yet on his nice shirt..? loney:

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[quote="Eight Ace":ac7f8]any word yet on his nice shirt..? loney:[/quote:ac7f8]as of now, it's in a plastic bag until we can get someone to pay $1.75 to do a load of laundry for the shirt. happy:

we have those exact same chairs in the dorms here. I've heard stories of drunk people getting up and shitting on stuff and not realizing it. It's sorta like sleep walking, they have no idea they do it until they walk up sober the next morning.

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[quote=Coleman]as of now, it's in a plastic bag until we can get someone to pay $1.75 to do a load of laundry for the shirt. happy:[/quote:106d7]
oh ffs...either put that thing in some soaker or pm me ur paypal details.. annoy:

Some guys used to piss in people's shampoo bottles if they forgot they left it in the community bathroom. I always told my roommate if he accidentally leaves it in there for a few days and it's still there, don't ever use it again.

We eventually found out who was doing it (he jizzed in a few as well). You can very well imagine that kid had some hard fucking justice done to him by myself, my roommate, and about 8 other guys. Sometimes you have to do a little more about something than complaining to your RA. For some people, it doesn't get through their thick ass skull until they get a good ass beating.

Our RA is cool as shit. I doesn't care if people drink in the rooms or anything. Hell, he even goes out with my roomates and gets drunk with them. So he's pretty much one of us. Cool stuff.

A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)

[quote="Short Hand":c8c4b]A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)[/quote:c8c4b]

Because it's some shitfucker disrespecting other people's property, and he needs to have his ass beat to make him realize you can destroy other people's posessions just for the hell of it.

[quote="Short Hand":b132a]A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)[/quote:b132a]It sucks to be you

[quote=Coleman]It sucks to be you[/quote:a12fa]

For 17 $ an hour... I am making more then most people here will be when they gradaute. dance:

[quote="Short Hand":ff1bd][quote=Coleman]It sucks to be you[/quote:ff1bd]

For 17 $ an hour... I am making more then most people here will be when they gradaute. dance:[/quote:ff1bd]

...cleaning up shit...

get a safe and lock all your clothes in it.

[quote=c312][quote="Short Hand":c4822]For 17 $ an hour... I am making more then most people here will be when they gradaute. dance:[/quote:c4822]

...cleaning up shit...[/quote:c4822]

thats pure fucking genius +1 to the mad shitter

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[quote=Coleman]as of now, it's in a plastic bag until we can get someone to pay $1.75 to do a load of laundry for the shirt. happy:[/quote:d1263]

I take it peoples assholes are clenched pretty tight in "college", $1.75 and you gotta declare jihad on the dorm to get it. oOo:

Meh, shit happens.

We had a party went I went to MD and one of my housemates friends took an upper decker (shit in the toilet tank). Couldn't figure out why the toilet was burping up shit for a week until we realized it wasn't coming from the pipes but from the tank. Fucking nasty trick.

ROFL..I didnt understand at first....but then ROFL thats fucking gross

haha thats jokes

Yeah, it took several days of brown water before we understood. happy: annoy:

thats awesome, next time i shit in dereks chair, im gonna give him an upper deck

thats a nice log in his sandal btw happy:

Upper decking is so fucking rofl

happy: happy:

lol

When the tsunami hit Christmas of 04 Marines from our unit was detached to Thailand for the relief effort and we stayed in hotels until we got everything situated logistics wise the first couple of weeks. We had some dude (or girl not sure) who would take a HUGE crap in front of peoples doors (completely random doors/floors). This happened for like two weeks allmost everynight until it suddenly stopped.... we started to call this sob the "uni-pooper" lol

Anyways, back in high school at a few parties I've seen some dudes get so wasted that they would just pass out and like two hours later get back up and just pop a squat in the middle of the living room and take a nice runny shit.... seen it happen a few times... both similar situations lol

id kill someone if they popped a squat in my living room. This is all gross shit. why would anyone do it?

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":7426f]id kill someone if they popped a squat in my living room. This is all gross shit. why would anyone do it?[/quote:7426f]
I suspect some type of primordial/territorial urge is behind this colourful display, just feel the texture of that shit...

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I agree with the ass whoopin, he needs to be taught some respect